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Bloody Disgusting’s Holiday 2019 Horror Video Game Gift Guide

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Yeah, we know. The holidays are fast approaching, and you’ve probably gotten your gifts. But for those still looking for gifts (or wanting to gift yourself), and because it’s that thing websites do these days, we’ve compiled a list of horror games and game-related memorabilia that you might want to consider.

No, it’s not our top games of the year (Neil handled that one already), but come on, you know that some of them are going to be on here…


Control

Case in point. Really, a game that’s this gorgeous and enveloping in its story and characters demands to be played. Plus, as hinted at in next year’s DLC, we might see something of a crossover with another Remedy property in Alan Wake. Frankly, that alone is enough to warrant snagging this one. As an added bonus for those who snagged one of NVidia’s shiny new RTX cards, Control is enhanced to take advantage of card, resulting in some amazing lighting.


Dead By Daylight: Nightmare Edition

Sure, Behaviour Interactive’s asymmetrical multiplayer game has been out for a few years now, but this latest edition takes the base game for PS4 and Xbox One owners, and bundles it with several of the DLC (including the Stranger Things crossover Chapter) as a nice way of getting you started. Plus, its price point of $39.99 makes up for what you would normally pay for the game and the individual DLC included in this edition.


Capcom Home Arcade

Despite only being available in Europe (for now), for those who long for Capcom’s arcade glory days (and don’t mind importing), this plug-and-play emulation station features 16 titles from Capcom’s arcade library, including the awesome Alien vs. Predator, Ghouls ‘N Ghosts and Darkstalkers: The Night Warriors. The emulation is quite good, and in spite of the questionable aesthetics of a giant Capcom logo for the unit, the quality of the joysticks and buttons are top notch. If you don’t mind the price point, this is absolutely a must-have for arcade fans.


Resident Evil 2

Come on, this is a no brainer. Part of Capcom’s revival was due in no small part to Resident Evil. And much like Resident Evil VII in 2017, the long-awaited remake of Resident Evil 2 was definitely worth it. Our review laid it out perfectly as to why the game demands your money. Not only that, but PC players have tinkered with the game to create some amazing (and horrifying) mods. With the remake of Resident Evil 3: Nemesis on the horizon, what better way (if you haven’t plunked down money) than to get you hyped than Resident Evil 2?


Laced Records’ Resident Evil 0 and Resident Evil CODE: Veronica X Vinyl Soundtracks

Speaking of Resident Evil 2, Laced Records has been quietly releasing (and will release) soundtracks to past RE games. The latest ones up for pre-order have Resident Evil CODE: Veronica X and Resident Evil 0 in very stylish packages. They join REmake and the original Resident Evil 2 soundtracks already out there. They still have the limited edition vinyl sets for Veronica X and RE0 available for you to pre-order, plus Laced Records ships to North America.


Sega Genesis Mini

After the disappointment of Sony’s attempts at cashing in on nostalgia, as well as Sega’s own farming out to third parties, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive Mini is a welcome reprieve. With development handled by Sega’s own M2, the Mini features spot-on emulation, a great library of classics including Eternal Champions, Ghouls ‘N Ghosts, Castlevania: Bloodlines, Golden Axe, Contra: Hard Corps and more. The lack of a rewind feature might annoy some, as will the lack of the six-button controller (though 8bitdo offer a compatible six-button). But honestly, this collection rivals what we got with the SNES classic two years ago, and is a reminder of just how plain awesome the 16-bit era was.


Bloodstained: Ritual of The Night

Konami doesn’t seem interested in giving Castlevania fans the love they deserve (unless you like mobile games), so it was up to the mind behind the Metroidvanias, Koji Igarashi, to step in with Bloodstained: Ritual of The Night. And honestly, while it’s not quite Castlevania, it’s pretty damn close. The gameplay, music and some of the visuals are all reminiscent of Symphony of The Night, and if you’re a fan, it won’t take much to get you sucked in. More DLC is expected in the new year, so once you do finish the game, you can expect more on the horizon.


Blasphemous

We’d covered Blasphemous since its Kickstarter launched, and the amount of detail in the sprite work and art is nothing short of awesome. Yeah, it’s another Souls-like game. But the lore, coupled with the strange and often horrific creature design, gameplay that requires dedication and patience to master, and haunting soundtrack make Blasphemous a challenging yet rewarding game.


A Plague Tale: Innocence

It’s not the outright pure horror some may prefer (unless you’re terrified of rats). However, A Plague Tale’s atmosphere and storytelling paint a bleak picture that presents a very different type of horror that is genuinely just as effective at playing with your emotions. As Mark detailed in his review, developer Asobo Studio credits Naughty Dog and The Last of Us as being the inspiration for A Plague Tale’s story-driven gameplay, and it doesn’t take much to see why. The Last of Us Part II arrives in May 2020 (not to mention A Plague Tale reportedly getting a sequel itself), so if that’s any indication as to why you should check this one out, then definitely do so.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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