UPDATE: Per Vince Desi, founder of Running With Scissors, the developer has decided to cancel POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, due to the negative responses from the POSTAL community over elements of the game that have very likely been AI-generated. “We’ve always been, and will always be, transparent with our community. Our trust in the development team is broken; therefore, we’ve killed the project. We have a lot of good things coming (some you know and some you don’t).”
While POSTAL fans await the upcoming POSTAL 2 Redux, Running With Scissors and developer Goonswarm Games have a new treat for you in POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, a timeline-hopping, dystopian bullet heaven first-person shooter. Sporting POSTAL’s signature darkly humorous personality, Bullet Paradise comes to Steam in Q3 2026, with PlayStation and Nintendo Switch versions to follow.
Stuck in a boring future full of forced positivity and carefully tracked social credit scores, things are getting on the Dude’s nerves. So when Paradise’s automated enforcers flag him as a threat due to a “negative demeanor”, the Dude is once again pulled off his couch and into the action.
Suit up for chaos as one of 11 playable POSTAL Dudes from different timelines, each with their own starting loadout and perks. Blast through hordes of enemies with an evolving arsenal of POSTAL weapons and gadgets. Purge citizens in Paradise and beyond, fighting through iconic POSTAL locations and all-new environments, completing mission-specific objectives and securing powerful weapon upgrades and modifiers that might even crack a smile on the POSTAL Dude’s face.
Balance firepower and the Dude’s signature lack of impulse control. POSTAL: Bullet Paradise runs are lightning fast and full of action. Rain shotgun fire on throngs of cultists, dodge out of danger as protestors swarm the scene, and heal up with pizza before dishing out damage to challenging bosses spreading forced positivity and blocking progression.
Experiment with different weapon upgrades and modifiers to create an unstoppable Dude. Complete mission objectives to unlock new guns and meta unlocks. Paradise’s streets are rife with opportunity for the enterprising Dude, making different loadouts and tactics the key to victory. And if that wasn’t enough, you can call in a friend with online co-op support for up to four players.
“POSTAL: Bullet Paradise is all about releasing the essence of POSTAL and its signature gallows humor into an over-the-top and highly replayable package,” says Artem Korovkin, CEO of Goonswarm Games. “Equal parts irreverent and action-packed, we’re thrilled to partner with Running With Scissors to bring this dystopian slice of Paradise to life.”
