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Slow Zombies Suck, and This Video Proves it…
“Zombies don’t run!”
When zombies ran in Zack Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead remake, horror fans lost their shit. Now, the younger generation doesn’t even care. Why? Well, because the idea of a slow-moving zombie isn’t as scary as one that can run you down and rip out your throat.
Filmmaker collective Killers and Company pokes fun at the “slow zombie” in this short film that’s really well made, pretty smart, and about 50% funny (it’s too long, frankly). The short opens with zombies attacking a man who is totally freaking out. As he’s on the ground screaming, another man walks into frame and calmly asks what the big fuckin’ deal is. And he’s right. Unless you’re completely surrounded, slow-moving zombies aren’t much of a threat.
Watch the video below, and then hope for the follow up: If zombies completely tear apart humans for food, how are there any zombies in the first place? Or maybe they can even address Stephen King’s tweet that questions how zombies don’t eventually rot and die because of decomposition…
There’s some brain food for ya.
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Art the Clown Teams with ‘Killer Klowns from Outer Space’ on New Halloween Horror Nights 2026 Scare Zone
The Killer Klowns from Outer Space are officially making their return to Halloween Horror Nights, but they’re bringing company this time.
The official Halloween Horror Nights Orlando account on Twitter recently teased the return of everyone’s favorite extraterrestrial circus denizens, and today they’ve confirmed the Klowns will appear in the new scare zone Downtown Clowntown.
They won’t be alone, either.
The Killer Klowns are teaming up with Terrifier‘s Art the Clown along with other clownfolk to terrorize guests.
The description for Downtown Clowntown reads: “The city that never sleeps becomes a waking nightmare when it’s overrun by Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Art the Clown and other clownsfolk who can’t wait to tear you limb from limb.“
The Klowns previously appeared in a Scare Zone in 2018 and a full-on house at Halloween Horror Nights 2019. Art the Clown received his own Terrifier maze in 2025, and free-roamed Universal Studios Orlando. This year, they’ll join returning HHN icon Jack the Clown, who’s been designated as one of the Ringmasters for this year’s event.
On that note, Halloween Horror Nights 35 tickets and packages are now on sale!
From a single night of scares to more sinister methods of extending and heightening your experience, Halloween Horror Nights 35 has a plan for you…
Featuring 10 haunted houses, sinister scare zones and more, Halloween Horror Nights 35 at Universal Studios Orlando will run from August 28th to November 1st, 2026.
Learn more and grab your HHN 35 tickets now!
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