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‘Terminator Genisys’ Paradox Trailer Is Gut-Busting Hilarious!
There was a lot of hatred that came with the trailer premiere of Terminator Genisys, the remake/sequel/prequel/whatever of The Terminator. While my only major gripe was with the CGI, there were a lot of fans who were annoyed by the use of time travel and the breaking of said rules.
There’s a new version of the Terminator Genisys making the rounds, only this one is a paradox spoof, using voiceovers to turn it into one of the most hilarious trailers ever. No, seriously, this shit is fuckin’ funny.
The icing on the cake is when Kyle Reese asks Sarah Connor, “But, when do I get to become John’s dad,” to which she replies, “Dude, stop trying to have sex with me.”
What you’re about to see is 3 epic minutes of viral gold.
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Halloween Horror Nights 2026 Celebrates the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, with New Haunted House
What’s Halloween without the Prince of Darkness? Get ready to let the madness begin; Halloween Horror Nights has just announced a brand new house inspired by Ozzy Osbourne.
Ozzy Osbourne: Prince of Darkness takes shape as the newest Halloween Horror Nights haunted house, beginning August 28 at Universal Orlando Resort and September 3 at Universal Studios Hollywood.
As for what to expect? “Ozzy Osbourne’s shocking image was as haunting as his heavy metal hits. Now you’ll enter the Prince of Darkness’s kingdom where music and mayhem collide — and everything’s gone off the rails. Veer through a decaying world ripped straight from Ozzy’s lyrics in this haunted house inspired by one of rock ‘n’ roll’s greatest legends. Let the madness begin!“
The announcement arrives just past the one-year anniversary of the rock legend’s passing on June 22, 2025. Osbourne is credited with pioneering heavy metal music, beginning with the band he co-founded in 1968, Black Sabbath. The band’s name was inspired by Mario Bava’s gothic horror classic of the same name.
The new house joins an already packed lineup that includes haunted attractions for Sinners, Hellraiser, H.R. Bloodengutz Presents: A Halloween Fright-Tacular!, and so much more.
Halloween Horror Nights runs select nights at Universal Orlando Resort from Friday, August 28 through Sunday, November 1, and at Universal Studios Hollywood from Thursday, September 3 through Sunday, November 1. Additional haunted houses will be revealed soon, with previous announcements including Sinners, Stranger Things 5, and Hellraiser.
For more information and to purchase tickets, visit http://www.HalloweenHorrorNights.com.