Recorded off Nickelodeon on November 27, 1994 was a commercial for the most badass Frankenstein toy of the decade.
From Playskool – batteries not includes (duh) – was “Big Frank”, an enormous Frankenstein toy that’s entire purpose is “assembly required”.
Your job as the owner of a “Big Frank” is to play Dr. Frankenstein and fix your monster!
Even though the toy is clearly for 10-year-olds, I could see myself enjoying it for a few minutes before displaying it on my shelf. I just like that the toy actually makes sense and isn’t some weird cash grab…

