America. A changed country. No more obesity. No more weight-related illnesses. No more overeating. A utopia of health conscious, cardio obsessed drones, carefully watching what they eat all year round. But on one day of the year, one special evening, all bets are off and we can all pretend that calories don’t exist.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the national broadcast system announcing the beginning of the annual “Binge”. Go forth and eat until your bellies burst and you slip in the ultimate food coma. Embrace “the itis”, for tomorrow the bundles of kale shall rise like a phoenix from the ashes, and carcasses, of your grotesque Thanksgiving meal, showering its super nutritional value upon you.
Oh, and don’t fucking kill people. This isn’t The Purge, okay? What’s wrong with some of you?
