“Hey bro/sis, I know that we’ve had some sibling rivalry over the years and maybe we didn’t always get along. But listen, I want to make it up to you! So I got little Jimmy and Suzie a new toy set! I just figured that it’d be nice for them to get something fun that will possibly help SELL THEIR SOUL TO THE DEVIL! THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR TELLING MOM ABOUT THE TIME I SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE, YOU TATTLING ASSHOLE!”
AHEM! Sorry about that!
Below is a charming little video from YouTuber Stinkhead who created a playset inspired by Robert Eggers’ critically acclaimed period horror film The Witch! The faux-set comes with the whole family and the now wildly popular goat Black Phillip! Because when it comes to playing with toys, who can resist headbutting the SHIT out of the parent figures, am I right?
Below is the “commercial”, which is rather endearing and darkly comical!
[H/T GeekTyrant]