Meet Sheila. You talk during a movie, she eats you.
One of the things the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater chain is known for is the fine art of kicking out assholes who can’t help but talk and text during movies, a strict policy that I’d personally love to see other chains adopt. After all, there are few things worse than having movies completely ruined by idiots who can’t keep their mouths shut.
In an effort to curb disturbances as much as possible, the Drafthouse runs fun videos ahead of movies that make their policy clear, and they enlisted the help of Jeff Goldblum for their Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom-themed talking & texting PSA!
In the video, Goldblum introduces the world’s first anti-talking & texting velociraptor…