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The Grudge 3 (V)

“With a final 20 minutes uncharacteristically steeped in R-rated gore (the first two films were rated PG-13), watching The Grudge 3 is like eating the generic brand of your favorite cereal; you can try to tell yourself all day that its just as good as the real thing, but inside, deep inside, you know it tastes different.”

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Immediately following the horrifying and convoluted events of The Grudge 2, the prologue for The Grudge 3 begins with Dr. Sullivan (Shawnee Smith, Queen of the SAW Franchise) interviewing Jake, the sole survivor of the haunting in Chicago. Having watched his stepmother murder his entire family, young Jake is understandably unsettled, cowering in a psychiatric hospital, fretting about Kayeko’s ghost, and Dr. Sullivan’s solemn vow (“I promise. I won’t ever let anything bad happen to you.”) does little to assuage his fears. Sure enough, moments after being left alone in his room, Jake is grabbed by a pair of pasty white hands, and a security guard watches on a monitor as Jake is tossed around the hospital room by an invisible force, bounced off the walls and ceiling and tiled floor until “practically every bone in his body is broken”. This, unfortunately, is the best scene of the movie.*

Following the traditionally creepy opening credits sequence, the action moves to the haunted building in Chicago, where apartment manager Max (Gil McKinney, E.R.) is attempting to fill empty units in the wake of the Grudge 2 tragedy. His ailing little sister Rose (Jadie Hobson, showcasing the occasional “reminder wheeze” to prevent the audience from forgetting that she’s ill) requires plenty of medical attention, and his other sister, Lisa (Johanna Braddy; Penny Dreadful), a selfish blonde about to take an internship in New York, isn’t much help. She’d much rather sneak off to one of the empty apartments to get boned by her skeezy boyfriend than actually contribute to their humble little Party of Five-style family. Max’s repeated attempts to make her feel guilty (“Well, I guess since you’re leaving, we won’t be your problem any more, will we?”) make up the majority of their dialogue as siblings, and it makes for some lazy character development.

Before long the Grudge curse starts killing peripheral characters somehow related to the Chicago apartment building. The trio of orphans is confused by the mysterious goings-on, but luckily, Dr. Sullivan shows up for a dour expository scene to catch Lisa up on the events that took place in the first two films. Nakeo, a mysterious new tenant from Japan, suddenly speaks up and announces that she’s the sister of dead Kayako. She expounds on the “soul eating” mythology introduced in part deux with a series of yawn-inducing flashbacks. Sounds like Nakeo is the only person who can stop the Grudge curse forever. But does anybody really care?

Not that The Grudge 2 was anything amazing, but director Takashi Shimizu’s “ghost attack” scenes still packed the same punch that they did in the first film. Comparably, director Toby Wilkins’ (Splinter) scares in The Grudge 3 are sorely lacking in subtlety and confidence. Shot with a grueling, in-your-face aggressiveness, every twitchy movement and throaty growl is exaggerated to the point of burn-out. Wilkins takes the looming scares of Shimizu’s superior efforts and transforms them into jangly dime-store skeletons.

The first two films—with their deliberately placed scares—were carnival rides intended to horrify and amuse, not to provoke thought. Unfortunately, The Grudge 3 attempts to build future interest in the franchise by continuing to develop its lame “soul eater” theme, a move that only alienates viewers that came into the film simply looking for a few cheap scares. With a final 20 minutes uncharacteristically steeped in R-rated gore (the first two films were rated PG-13), watching The Grudge 3 is like eating the generic brand of your favorite cereal; you can try to tell yourself all day that its just as good as the real thing, but inside, deep inside, you know it tastes different.

*The second best scene in the movie is the restaurant scene with Lisa and boyfriend Andy, wherein Andy attempts to sort of make himself cry while discussing their relationship. It’s an unparalleled “B-Movie Acting Moment” that’s worth of a few rewinds.

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‘Buddy’ Teaser Trailer – What If Barney Became a Sadistic Maniac?!

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Director Casper Kelly (Too Many Cooks, V/H/S/Halloween) is back with another twisted vision this year, with his new movie Buddy coming to theaters from Saban on August 28.

Buddy centers on the titular unicorn mascot — a beloved children’s TV host with a squeaky-clean persona that belies his true nature as a dark and violent force of nature.

Watch the brand new official teaser trailer below to begin the nightmare.

Here’s the official synopsis: “Inside the colorful world of It’s Buddy!, a group of children spend their days singing, dancing, and helping Buddy spread happiness. But when one child refuses to play along, Buddy is not pleased and cracks begin to appear in this seemingly perfect world.”

Cristin Milioti stars as Grace, a suburban mother inadvertently drawn into Buddy’s nightmare world, with Delaney Quinn as Freddy, a brave girl who begins to fight back against Buddy when he shows his true self. Keegan-Michael Key voices Buddy. The horror movie’s cast also includes Topher Grace, Michael Shannon, and Patton Oswalt.

Casper Kelly co-wrote the movie with Jamie King (“Jessica Jones”).

“It’s an honor to be partnering with Roadside Attractions and Saban Films, two companies that have built reputations for championing bold films,” commented Kelly. “The theatrical experience means so much to me personally, and I made Buddy to be experienced in a theater. I’m thrilled that audiences will get the chance to see the movie in theaters everywhere.”

“Casper Kelly is one of the most wildly inventive and audacious filmmakers working today, and Buddy is a testament to his singular genius,” said Saban co-presidents Jonathan Saba and Shanan Becker. “He possesses a rare aptitude for taking the wholesome nostalgia of our childhoods and flipping it into a brilliantly unhinged, laugh-out-loud nightmare.”

Meagan Navarro wrote in her review, “Casper Kelly drops viewers straight into the world of a kids’ show with a high-concept horror comedy that dials up the absurdities of kids’ television programming to a lethal degree. Those on board with an experimental structure and Kelly’s darkly playful sense of humor will find this raucous midnighter highly entertaining.”

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