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[BEST & WORST ’11] Ryan Daley’s List of the Worst Horror Films of 2011!

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Bloody Disgusting 2011 Best and Worst Horror Movies

If I were to compile an honest list of the truly awful films I watched in 2011, it would be dominated by the homemade screeners we critics receive on a weekly basis. But it’s no fun ripping on bad movies nobody is ever going to see, so I’ve chosen to focus on bigger releases, giving a pass to the shittier efforts that have crossed my path this year.

In short, I’ve definitely seen worst DVDs in 2011 than the five listed below. But trust me, you don’t want to hear about those.

Worst Horror of 2011: Ryan Daley

Mr. Disgusting (Best/Worst) | Ryan Daley (Best/Worst) | BC (Best/Worst) | David Harley (Best/Worst)
Micah (Best/Worst) | Lonmonster (Best/Worst) | Evan Dickson (Best/Worst) | Lauren Taylor (Best/Worst)
Posters (Best/Worst) | Trailers (Best/Worst) | Performances (Best)

5. The Walking Dead: Season 1 (March 8; Anchor Bay)


Not the worst genre fare of 2011, but the first season of The Walking Dead was certainly the most disappointing. The creators have got the premieres and finales totally nailed…it’s all the episodes in between that suck. The banal plotting leaves the characters treading water for hour after hour, and while the zombie effects are amazing, they’re used far too sparingly to satisfy. With its pilot episode The Walking Dead established itself as a kick-ass zombie series with a hint of drama…only to quickly regress to a sappy melodrama with a hint of zombies. We’ve all talked with our friends about how much cooler this show would be if we could write it ourselves…don’t pretend you haven’t.

4. Scream 4 (October 4; Anchor Bay)


Putting two Wes Craven movies in my bottom five makes me feel guilty for a variety of reasons, one of which is the knowledge that a lot of you actually dug Scream 4. As a monster fan of the franchise (I saw Scream on opening day and three subsequent times in the theater), I still found this fourth installment to be tedious, silly, and dull, a complete departure from the high energy of the first two films. I’m still not quite sure what movie you guys were watching.

3. Hobo With a Shotgun (July 5; Magnolia Home Entertainment)


There are times when a critic is completely misaligned with the opinions of the viewing public, and this is certainly one of those times. I’m still completely stumped by the rampant love for this movie, which I view as an awkward and boring homage to 70s exploitation that can’t hold a candle to similar (and superior) efforts like Black Dynamite or Planet Terror. (And I’ve seen it twice!) I’m serious, I just don’t get it.

2. Season of the Witch (June 28; 20th Century Fox)


With a decided lack of bug-eyed Nick Cage rants, Season of the Witch doesn’t have much to recommend it. It repeatedly attempts to redeem itself with gorgeous landscapes, but when compared to first-rate efforts like Black Plague, it looks as weak and anemic as a plague victim. Not even the usually reliable Ron Perlman can rescue this unholy snooze.

1. My Soul to Take (September 25; Rogue Pictures)


Funny story: a horror-loving friend recommended this movie. Seriously. With a straight face. After sitting through a prologue that featured a dream sequence, demon voices, a police shoot-out, a throat-slitting, and an ambulance explosion, I was fairly certain I was watching a movie helmed by an ADD-addled pre-teen, and that my friend was playing an enormous prank on me. How else can you view My Soul to Take, other than as a monster joke on its intended audience?

Dishonorable Mentions: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, Red State, Seconds Apart

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Here’s Johnny! 5 Unexpected Homages to ‘The Shining’ in Non-Horror Media

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Some movies are just so beloved that you can experience them through cultural osmosis without ever sitting down to actually watch them. From loving parodies to meticulous recreations of iconic scenes, memorable filmmaking lives on even after the curtains close on the silver screen. And when it comes to horror, few films can compete with the massive impact that Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining had on popular culture as a whole.

Whether or not you think the flick is a good adaptation of Stephen King’s seminal novel, 1980’s The Shining slowly but surely grew into one of the most influential genre movies ever made, inspiring everything from surprisingly heartfelt sequels to classic episodes of The Simpsons. However, not all The Shining references are created equal, and today I’d like to shine a light on six unexpected homages to Kubrick’s iconic film.

In this list, we’ll be focusing on references and Easter eggs that either came out of the blue or came from creators that you wouldn’t expect to be fans of this classic ghost story. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own favorite references to the Torrance family and the Overlook Hotel if you think we missed a particularly memorable one.

With that out of the way, onto the list!


5. A Nightmare on FaceTimeSouth Park (2012)

Regardless of the brand’s iffy reputation among former employees, the death of Blockbuster Video was a serious blow to fans of physical media. Of course, some folks were more affected by this than others, and South Park’s Randy Marsh definitely took things a little too far in the twelfth episode of the show’s sixteenth season.

Titled A Nightmare on FaceTime, the main plot of this 2012 story is a surprisingly faithful recreation of The Shining where Randy purchases an empty Blockbuster store and begins to go mad once he realizes that his investment may not have been a very good idea due to the rise of streaming and the now-defunct RedBox storefronts.


4. The Overlook Hotel Level – Ready Player One (2018)

I was never really a fan of Ernest Cline’s Ready Player One, so I viewed Stephen Spielberg’s divisive adaptation of the novel as an improvement over the source material despite having its own narrative issues. In fact, I actually prefer how Spielberg changed the story by removing several references to his own work and replacing a lengthy Blade Runner detour with an over-the-top homage to The Shining.

A CGI-heavy recreation of the film’s most iconic moments that feels like a big-budget ghost train ride set within the Overlook Hotel, this intense sequence is more of a recreation of the freaky aesthetics of The Shining rather than its mind-bending narrative. However, it’s still fun to see Spielberg make a heartfelt tribute to a filmmaker that was once his close personal friend.


3. IKEA Singapore Halloween Ad (2014)

It makes sense that commercials don’t typically borrow from the horror genre, as it might be a bad idea to scare away potential customers, but some references are just too much fun to pass up.

That’s probably why the publicists behind this Ikea ad from Singapore were allowed to turn their commercial into a genuinely unsettling recreation of Danny’s tricycle scene from The Shining. After all, nobody cares if your store is haunted so long as it offers late-night shopping hours and a large selection of merchandise that you can become lost in forever and ever…


2. The End of ‘Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality’Community (2014)

Community is no stranger to recreating iconic movie moments within the show, and the series had previously tackled horror tropes in episodes like the fan-favorite Epidemiology. However, the most laugh-out-loud moment on this particular list comes from a brief gag towards the end of the season five episode ‘Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality’.

The majority of this episode has nothing to do with scary movies, but there’s a brief subplot involving supporting character Chang and a possible encounter with ghosts that leads him to question his own existence. This subplot culminates in the episode’s hilarious ending where the camera zooms in on a black-and-white photograph of Chang in period clothing at some kind of celebration, just like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining.

However, the picture’s subtitle eventually reveals that it’s merely a conveniently placed keepsake from the ‘Old Timey Photo Club’.


1. The Overlook Hedge Maze Sequence – Zootopia 2 (2025)

Disney movies are pretty far removed from both the gruesome horror of Stephen King and the heady filmmaking of Stanley Kubrick, so I don’t think anyone was expecting the climax of last year’s Zootopia sequel to take place in an animated version of the snowy hedge maze from The Shining.

In this unexpectedly intense sequence, friend-turned-villain Pawbert Lynxley (an unhinged lynx cat played by Andy Samberg) chases our protagonists through a creepy labyrinth in a loving recreation of Jack Nicholson’s icy demise outside the Overlook Hotel. The actual ending here might be a little more child-friendly than what’s being referenced, but it’s amazing that the filmmakers were able to push the horror elements as far as they did – especially since the scene doesn’t really have anything to do with the rest of the movie.

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