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8 More of the Worst Decisions Ever Made in Horror Movies!
The Descent Part 2– Handcuffs
This is a decision that is simply inexcusable, and I’m not just talking about the decision to make a sequel to The Descent (and go off of the American ending too!). Not only does Sheriff Vaines (Gavan O’Herlihy) force an amnesia-ridden Sarah (Shauna Macdonald) to go back into the caves to help find her missing friends (what kind of law enforcement does that?), he actually handcuffs himself to Sarah so that she can’t get away from him in the caves. Nothing wrong with that plan, is there? Vaines appropriately dies when Sarah cuts off his hand to prevent them both from falling off a cliff.

House on Haunted Hill – Splitting Up
Full disclosure: I love William Malone’s remake of House on Haunted Hill. It’s not a perfect movie but there are plenty of things to love about it: great gore, fun characters, nifty effects (and some not-so-nifty ones). It’s just a fun time, but that doesn’t mea n it isn’t without its flaws. The biggest flaw of which is actually the catalyst for all the mayhem that takes place later in the movie, so it sort of has to happen, but it’s still dumb. After the house goes into lockdown, Pritchett (Chris Kattan, playing against type) tells everyone that the house is going to kill all of them. Rather than stay in a group in the main room of the house, they keep splitting up, leading to all of them getting butchered one by one.

Scream – Not Calling the Police
Wes Craven’s Scream is notable for pointing out the terrible decisions that characters in horror movies always make, yet the characters in the film all too often make those same decisions. Case in point: Casey Becker not calling the police. The killer does point out that they wouldn’t make it in time because they’re in the middle of nowhere, but that’s still no reason not to call the police! Maybe they would have made it in time!
The Happening – Bargaining With the Plant
Not much needs to be said about this. When Elliot Moore (Mark Wahlberg) discovers that plants are causing mass suicides around the world, he tries to talk a plant down and apologize for mankind’s abuse of the planet. His decision to talk to the plant doesn’t have any repercussions, it’s just an incredibly stupid thing to do.
What are some of your favorite bad decisions in horror movies? Let us know in the comments below!
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Meet the Actors Who Brought the ‘Backrooms’ Still Life Monsters to Life [SPOILERS]
Judging from the unprecedented box office success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms adaptation, you’ve likely already seen the liminal horror hit that managed to make audiences afraid of empty hallways and bad wallpaper. And now that so many of us have already entered the yellow labyrinth (some of us more than once), the time has come to discuss the spoiler-filled details that make the movie so fascinating in the first place.
And if there’s one element here that makes the Backrooms movie stand out from any previous lore/mythology, it has to be the genius addition of the Still Life entities. Warped recreations of real people that somehow wandered into the Complex, these misremembered creatures are responsible for some of the most disturbing imagery of 2026 – as well as laugh-out-loud memes created by one of the film’s very own concept artists.
However, true to Parsons’ word that the movie would rely heavily on practical effects, each of these distorted monsters was brought to life by real actors under heavy layers of makeup and prosthetics (with the occasional splash of CGI enhancements). While Anora and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You actress Ivy Wolk wasn’t among these performers, despite what Letterboxd might have you believe, the creature cast did benefit from veteran players with plenty of genre experience.

For starters, Alien: Romulus alumni Robert Bobroczkyi (who previously brought that film’s horrific Offspring to life during its most memorable sequence) plays the flick’s main antagonist, the Still Life version of Captain Clark. And though there was some obvious CGI involved in making the character’s peg-leg and nightmarish face more believable, Bobroczkyi’s monstrous performance and his natural 7’7″ frame helped to make that final chase sequence a clear highlight among this year’s genre offerings.
The film’s Texas-Chain-Saw-inspired “dinner” scene also features a freaky collection of less-aggressive Still Life creatures in the form of the Bearded Man, the Red-Headed Woman and, strangest of them all, the cheekily named “Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life” (who earned this title among fans and crewmembers as a reference to his apparent affinity for lamps).
While this was the first major horror outing for both Patrick Baynham (The Bearded Man) and Dana Mahmood (Archibald), Rhiannon Roberts has worked as a stunt performer in everything from Yellowjackets to HBO’s The Last of Us adaptation – which is probably why The Red-Headed Woman is the most active out of Clark’s impromptu “family.” That being said, the Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life is my personal favorite of the bunch simply because his anachronistic outfit suggests that the Backrooms phenomenon might be a lot older than the Async Foundation. I also love how hard he tries to be helpful with that little light of his!

That might be it for the Still Life entities, but I think horror fans will also be pleased to hear that the film’s Found Footage prologue stars none other than Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City star Avan Jogia as Naren Warne – and American Mary herself Katharine Isabelle also shows up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo at Mary’s house party towards the middle of the story (though I have a feeling that she originally had a bigger part that was likely cut for time).
At the end of the day, Parsons’ Backrooms may have been an auteur-driven project motivated by the young director’s unique take on the classic creepypasta, but film has always been a collective artform, so it’s fun to see just how many talented performers it takes to bring this kind of supernatural nightmare to life in a way that connects with so many people.

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