The Umbrella Corporation really needs to get it together. They may be frighteningly effective at creating living weapons, but they’re terrible at containing them. To their credit, not that they deserve any, they are skilled at finding the most isolated and often uninhabitable parts of the world for their mad scientists to commit unspeakable atrocities against nature.
The secret facility they built in Antarctica in 1969 would certainly qualify. I like to imagine they chose that spot just so they could burrow through the core of the earth and into Santa’s house — he’s a rich white guy, so it’s probably an estate — to experiment with his wee jolly slaves while the old fat man spies on little kids. Okay, I know Umbrella is evil, but Santa is too, in a creepy sort of way. Which side am I supposed to be on in this strange scenario I’ve concocted? I’m seriously asking.
Anyway, Umbrella done goof’d and filled the antarctic base with zombies, so it’ll appear, sans the elevator to Santa’s elf plantation, as a map in the upcoming Resident Evil multiplayer centric spin-off Umbrella Corps.
