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‘The Night Watchmen’ Battle Zompires in These Gory Images

The Night Watchmen

Mitch Altieri, best known for The Hamiltons, The Violent Kind and April Fool’s Day, is merging two subgenre with his upcoming indie, The Night Watchmen.

In the film, three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry zombie-vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

The Night Watchmen stars Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca, Kevin Jiggetts, as well as genre fav Tiffany Shepis.

Check out some new images, including one of a “Clownpire”…

Here’s a previously released NSFW (there’s nudity) trailer that unleashes a horde of vampire zombies in an office, which results in an insane amount of gore. The last gag is pretty hilarious!




  • J Jett

    this doesn’t look the least bit original but it could be a fun flick. and they just look like vampire-ish rage infected people. they don’t look even a tiny bit like zombies at all.

  • diapers

    lol! This looks great! Silly fun with slapstick gore. I’m a sucker for this type of formula.

  • Werewolf

    Burning clowns, spraying head wounds, and a bunch of people who have no damn idea what they’re doing.

    Looks like fun.

  • Dr. Gitrog Crow

    Seems a bit sophomoric. Shaun of the Dead-type stuff has been done to death. Gimme something new.

  • Weresmurf

    Zombie-vampires… when you’re uninformed exactly what the fuck a vampire is in the first place…

  • Michael Bates

    Can you say Bloodsucking Bastards anyone

  • aFriendlyAgenda

    Although it mostly makes want to get in there and finish it.

    • aFriendlyAgenda

      The problem is that you need a fire axe completely gouged into that head.
      Its not that hard to fix, I’ll do it.

  • Evan3

    Did Hollywood not learn anything from that Ben Stiller debacle? Incompetent watchmen just ain’t funny.

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