It’s been a long time coming. Well, actually it hasn’t since I’m guessing some of you are still thoroughly enjoying BioShock 2. It would seem 2K has taken a page out of Valve’s book and unveiled BioShock 3 just a handful of months after the second game graced our consoles. Few details have been confirmed aside from the title’s main character. I assure you, no one saw this coming.
In the first game you controlled a generic, faceless human. In the second you dove into the armored boots of a Big Daddy prototype. In BioShock 3, you will control an even more terrifying creature, yet to be unveiled in the BioShock universe. Until today. What is it, you ask? You’ll just have to click that delicious little ‘Read More’ button to find out. BioShock 3’s main protagonist won’t be a Big Sister, a Perverted Uncle, or even a Big Momma. No, that would be too predictable, and if 2K is anything, they’re completely unpredictable. When you think they’re going to zig, they zag, and when you’re sure they’ll zag, they do zag just to throw you off. That’s why, in the third installment in the BioShock series you will control a…
What is a Big Tranny? Where are its origins, its motives, its abilities? We don’t know yet but I’m fairly positive they include kicking tons of ass while being utterly fabulous.
We here at Bloody Disgusting take our jobs very seriously; we don’t joke around, games aren’t meant to be enjoyable experiences, and fun is just a three letter word.
In other words, Happy April Fools.
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