Hell Yes! ‘Piranha 3D: The Sequel’ Already Announced!

Some huge news out of Dimension Films this morning who announced that after earning rave reviews from top critics, wild cheers from audiences around the country, and $10 million in its opening weekend box office, they’ve already begun work on Piranha 3D: The Sequel! Piranha 3D producer Mark Canton stated, “We are thrilled that audiences are not just loving PIRANHA 3D, but cheering for it. And it’s fantastic that so many critics are really getting the movie and recommending it. We can’t wait to get to work on the sequel.” We can’t wait either because, maybe this time they’ll actually shoot the movie in 3-D instead of opting to post-convert it? Maybe if I scream at the top of my lungs three times they’ll listen? USE REAL 3-D! HEY, DIMENSION, REAL 3-D PLEASE! YO, HELLO? WE WANT THE SEQUEL IN REAL-EFFIN’-3D PALEASEEEEEEE! Write your review of Piranha 3D to tell all of BD what YOU thought.
We want THIS in “real” 3-D please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.