[BD Caption Contest] Winners Announced! New Image For This Week’s Contest!

We have our winners from last week’s contest!

First PrizeThe Walking Dead Season 1 on DVD, Corman’s World on Blu-ray and Apollo 18 on Blu-ray. Winner is KreturOfTheWheel with the great SNL/Andy Samberg reference, “And I jazzed in my pants!

Second PrizeApollo 18 on Blu-ray. Camel Spiders on Blu-ray. Winner is babagloom with, “Funny thing is, this guy’s hands are beautiful.

Interesting that so many of you went with the vampire angle, considering the still is from An American Werewolf In London. Then again, it’s in a dream sequence and they never say he’s not a vampire in that dream, so fair game. I was definitely glad to see a lot of Dr. Pepper references though. For those who don’t know, star David Naughton was a Dr. Pepper spokesman.

Winners, please DM me your US mailing address for the prizes. On to this week’s contest.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

First PrizeI Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu-ray. The Walking Dead Season 1 on DVD.

Second PrizeWho Can Kill A Child on DVD and Corman’s World on Blu-ray.

Head inside for this week’s picture!

Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • K31SH1

    “Sir, what big eyes you have!”
    “Girl, you haven’t seen anything yet.”

    • miter55

      Tonight on The Real Housewives of Lancaster County: Jebidiah is upset when his daughter Rebekah takes the horse and carriage out without permission to meet up with Samuel!

  • horrorking95

    Did you know that I’m the only Grandfather who can balance a black frisbee on my head?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1425071267 Elizabeth Howell

    “Oops! I crapped my pants!”

  • chadstephen2005

    Grab my strong hand!

  • chadstephen2005

    Lets do this puritan style.

  • chadstephen2005

    You got a pretty mouth

  • Alex Brookshire

    “You’re not Carol Anne!!!!!”

  • Alex Brookshire

    We’ve been spending most our lives, living in an Amish Paradise

  • SickAxe

    “ok now, scream as loud as you can up my asshole”

  • SickAxe

    “hey wanna see a magic tr… ah f*** it, I´ll just stab you now”

  • Alex Brookshire

    You want some candy?

  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    Excuse me, little girl…can you tell me if this rag smells like Chloroform?

  • Fiesty-Cadaver

    “Ahhh yes…you are a fine young cannibal” *cue the song and dance* “She drives me crazy…woo wooo. That long white hair…woo wooo. She drives me crazy, and I can’t help myself…woo wooo.”

  • HeavenSentCastiel

    “Oh, that’s just my Grandfather. His face has been frozen that way since Grandma told him what she really did in college.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/alejandro2009 Ale Sabag

    All right Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close up

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucy.epps Lucy Epps

    You wanna popsicle???????

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucy.epps Lucy Epps

    Well young lady, back in MY day we didn’t even have a TV to get stuck in.

  • TSchiefer

    “You’re a wizard, Harry.”

  • richbeast

    Carrol Anne, Stop me if you heard this… What goes clop clop bang, clop clop bang?… An amish drive by!

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “Bitch, your sitting on my park bench!”

  • richbeast

    Now Angel, I have 3 rules for you… 1. Stop hanging out with Midgets. Don’t listen to Indians. And always let me in when I ask.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000474008088 Mr. Synister

    “I’m Old school Amish…Bitch”

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucy.epps Lucy Epps

    “Girls back in my day had to walk ten miles in the snow to be chased by old creepy guys dressed like priests…..consider yourself lucky.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000474008088 Mr. Synister

    “Would you like to kiss me where I smell funny?”

  • TSchiefer

    “What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucy.epps Lucy Epps

    “You kids these days are so ungrateful, back in my day we didn’t even have a television, and you’re all upset because ghosts are talking to you through yours.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucy.epps Lucy Epps

    “You say you have a priest fetish?!?!?! This is too good to be true…..am I on “To Catch a Predator”?”

  • the_thing_in_the_closet

    Dammit another one escaped from the village!

  • Slacker2387

    “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”

  • Slacker2387

    “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?’”

  • the_thing_in_the_closet

    “Ghost’s in the television huh? quit bitching and change the channel”

  • richbeast

    God is in his Holy Temple, and you are getting into my van!

  • Slacker2387

    “50 bucks grandpa… for 75, the wife can watch”

  • Nachov86

    I got a whole mess of popsicles down in the basement for ya… Just soon as we can find my missin puppy ;)

  • Bryan

    You’re not 18?…

  • chadstephen2005

    como estan bitches

  • chadstephen2005

    Free candy in my van…

  • chadstephen2005

    I have a particular set of skills…….

  • BornVillian

    Be seening you sooner than you think

  • Keith

    “And that’s how I finally met you mother.”

  • Keith

    or your mother

  • BornVillian

    Come with me if you want to live!

  • BornVillian

    Are you Sarah Connor?

  • Cozen

    Awkward…just tell your daddy the yard needed fertilizer.

  • Alex Brookshire

    Sorry to bother you young girl, but could you show me where the light is

  • BornVillian

    Dont enter this contest little girl. I’ve been trying for years and never won. There are just to many people. No matter how good you are there is always someone better.

  • Petsnrocks

    “Hi! I’m the antagonist!” :D

  • vcoop49

    John McCain saw this and thought he was looking into a mirror.

  • Klepto4

    I survived the titanic for real you know and it was a damn sight easier than sitting through that film

  • dmills

    Have you seen my pants?

  • theforgottenartist

    Why yes, Stephan King DID get some of his inspiration from me; Why do you ask?

    • theforgottenartist

      Stephen*** -__-”

  • KingCujo

    “Yes…that’s right…her name’s Betty White. Seen her?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539834880 Michael Sanchez

    I got some tasty candy for you my dear…oh and do you have a little brother?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539834880 Michael Sanchez

    Please tell me more of this viagra you speak of

  • KingCujo

    “No, really, you’ll like it there. Bin Laden and Quadaffi love playing hide and seek.”

  • KingCujo

    “What do you think? The hat? Too much?”

  • spiralout46n2

    What could be so bad about something called “two girls one..” OH MY GOD!

    • FleshofCaligula

      you need to win :) thats classic

  • Mac-wants-the-flamethrower

    Oops, I crapped my pants

  • Mac-wants-the-flamethrower

    HAHA! You blinked first

  • Mac-wants-the-flamethrower

    And your positive your not the little girl from that Aliens movie?

  • http://www.facebook.com/decipio Lachrymarum

    “Blue waffle? Honey…I think you should ask your mother about that.”

  • alienxphile

    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

  • bonerghost

    “I have exorcised the demons, this house is clear”

  • claytonofthedead

    man ” have you seen my underpants?”
    girl “depends?”

  • bonerghost

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………….Sorry I have trouble controlling my bowels.

  • FleshofCaligula

    DO you believe in jesus?

  • FleshofCaligula

    back in my day missy we didn’t have videogames

  • FleshofCaligula

    Back in my day missy we didn’t have video games

  • olddarkhouse

    That’s really nice, but I was talking about the cat.

  • FleshofCaligula

    I’m so damn old that I went through two depressions, no make that three. 1920, my ex wife, and the 2000′s. FML

  • FleshofCaligula

    Wanta see a magic trick read in my pants, it grows. >>> TO SOON???

  • FleshofCaligula

    What type of music is that. Grandpa it’s called screamo. Scream what? Never mine grandpa.

  • Raze55

    Are you the new muscley armed paper boy?

  • Raze55

    How dare you try and take my drivers license. Now I’m gonna haunt your daddys tequila

  • http://www.facebook.com/buffyangel808 Ethan Steers

    No, I’m Kane. Herbert is my brother.

  • itsjasenwithane

    Girl….don’t be listening to Tangina. I’m the new HBIC.

  • Beezle2112

    I don’t know. Are they made with real girl scouts?

  • indiescream

    Put your pink tongue inside my yellow mouth.

  • IronJoker

    Lets play a little game I like to call…Hide the Pickle.

  • Trixxxster

    Man, Tom Petty’s really let himself go.

  • whillyem

    Wait, Why Didn’t They Use Me In Poltergeist 3 Again???

  • rhill10

    If it gets too hot and sweaty out here, feel free to take your shirt off.

  • rhill10

    How do you feel about those computer websites that put a blue square on the home of a sex offender?

  • rhill10

    I know what girls like, I know what girls want, I know what girls like, girls like, girls like me.

  • rhill10

    Holy Moly. It must be my birthday!

  • rhill10

    This whole movie is a giant mind f**k.

  • IronJoker

    What do you mean, am I Santa Claus? I ate Santa Claus for breakfast!

  • Stephan Fraser

    So thats what a boob feels like!

  • NaughtyBearJew

    Oh my, there really are three down there…who knew

  • chiram

    Hey little girl, wanna come back to my house. I have candy and ice cream and all kinds of toys for ya.

  • Slampig

    “And I was all like, ‘Yeah’ and she was all like, ‘It doesn’t even matter that the pants were made of cotton candy’ and I was all like,’But the horse said it was stomach beetles.’ You know what I mean?”

  • sharknoodles

    Dead is better

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=719192424 Mike Chmiel

    “And the SIXTH Little Piggy…”

  • BattleRoyale4eva

    “I’m better looking than that guy in the hospital…right honey?”

  • hcrge

    “I swear it little girl, I looked just like you when I was your age”

    • Blakkake

      Haha thats a good one!

  • Sick_skwerl

    “Hey, little girl, you ever seen a dead body?”

  • Knife-of-the-Party

    “Eh, dying was better than being in Poltergeist 3″

  • VicerExciser206

    “DO YOU SUCK DICK?!” (full metal jacket r. lee ermy)

  • indiescream

    Jumping on my Jack ain’t like flickin’ no stick, man. You can’t just full throttle while looking at your neighbor’s boy. Ya gotta… ya know… take it easy, smooth sailing, maybe play some Earthworm Jim or something first… I don’t know.

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamdarby Adam Darby

    “Are you sure you’re 18?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamdarby gnarlydarby92

    “You mean there’s a Poltergeist 3?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamdarby gnarlydarby92

    “Taco Bell was a bad idea.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000055839932 Max Shoaf

    “i’m on crack”
    “hey little girl want some ice cream i got some my truck “

  • Blakkake

    Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor.

  • Blakkake

    She said she even saw me kissin’ on the sofa. IT WASN’t ME!

  • Blakkake

    …and that is how I became the prince of Bel Air!

  • Blakkake

    Well miss, apparently your grandfather’s face froze like that when he heard The Three Stooges beat The Cabin In The Woods.

  • Blakkake

    For the last time, I am not now, nor have I ever been Fred fucking Phelps.

  • Blakkake

    I’m sorry, it’s just that, I saw your face and WOW!

  • babagloom

    “Say what?! I might lose my internet in July? How am I going to keep up with my Tweets?!”

  • babagloom

    “It’s crazy. I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.”

  • babagloom

    And the shunning began.

  • babagloom

    “You don’t…feel like raising a barn?”

  • babagloom

    “You be careful out among them English.”

  • babagloom

    I was terrified of this guy until I realized that if he ever came after, I could just hide in a car.

  • babagloom

    “Those cancer PSA’s are really starting to mess me up.”

  • babagloom

    (Edit) I was terrified of this guy until I realized that if he ever came after me, I could just hide in a car.

  • Maneater

    Carol Anne, I’ll let you go if you get me out of this crappy sequel!

  • Maneater

    Carol Anne, the next sequel will be much worse than this one! Don’t do it!

  • Maneater

    Take it from me, Carol Anne. You’re one creepy little girl!

  • Rot-13

    Seriously, it’s not gay if you don’t push back!

  • FleshLives

    Oh yeah… One Direction & Twitter… These are your imaginary buddies?

  • FilthyBeast666

    First she took down the mad captain crunch. Now carol anne must fend off undead quaker oats man.

  • FilthyBeast666

    Bitch I said head towards the light.

  • FilthyBeast666

    “hey meg, have u seen the strong armed paper boy anywhere? Wondering when he’ll bring me some good news.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/jackiecrimboli Jackie Crimboli

    You want me show you my best Albert Fish impersonation…

  • russellg79

    Casting call for “Mr Herbert” in the live-action Family Guy movie is going pretty well.

  • russellg79

    Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky as Father Dick Fitzpatrick in Samuel L. Bronkowist’s new film, CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL BOYS IN TROUBLE.

  • Droolbear

    They paid you how much to be in this movie?!?!

  • okchorrorfan

    My grandson Isaac made you do what??

  • okchorrorfan

    drugs are bad…mmmkay

  • TSchiefer

    “You mean to tell me both the Penguins AND the Canucks were eliminated first round!?!”

  • TSchiefer

    “A-a Jedi knight!? … I’m out of it for a little while and everyone’s having delusions of grandeur!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/chris.kinberger Thomas Kinberger

    You want a popsicle? My cellar’s full of popsicles!

  • miter55

    Tonight on The Real Housewives of Lancaster County – Jebidiah is upset when his daughter Rebekah takes the horse and carriage out without permission to meet up with Samuel!

  • http://www.facebook.com/UFOII Ed Fleming

    You are not going anywhere my dear! You are just too yummy!If I am to find out how your liver tastes smothered in Onions,you need to stay right where you are!

  • FleshLives

    Here’s looking at you, kid.

  • ckbuttermann

    Oh, I see. I thought the theme of the party was “Amish mortician” and not “Hawaiian beach party.” Well, I feel silly.

  • Laugh Riot

    Worst Wal-Mart Greeter Ever… Sure he smiles but after that he turns around and screams “YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DIE IN THERE!!!!”

  • egaltt23

    I got me finger stuck in me bum!

  • Laugh Riot

    My van isn’t that scary Sweetheart….

  • Laugh Riot

    How can I trick him into saying his name backwards? Its the only way to return him to his home in the 5th dimension!
    “Mister sing with me En-ak-yrn-eh”

  • Laugh Riot

    Comment

  • Laugh Riot

    Step into the circle of fire and dance the dance of life with me. I know your afraid but fear is good, embrace the fear. EMBRACE IT

  • Laugh Riot

    !!!!!STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!

  • richbeast

    There is just to much shit on t.v. these days, I had to get out of there!

  • richbeast

    Mom, the mormons are here again, hide!

  • richbeast

    Kane: Knock Knock
    Carrol Anne: Who is there?
    Kane: Let me in!
    Carrol Anne: for the last time that is not how this game works!

  • FukO

    “Would you like me to churn your butter?!?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002589256633 Logan Rogers

    “you gunna finish that?”

  • Evan3

    Hey Lady, wait’ll you see my “oh” face

  • kottonmouthqueen

    “Daddy?!” She said she was on the pill! Time for me to head into the light.

  • kottonmouthqueen

    “Am I senile, or are you seeing and hearing this to?”

  • egaltt23

    Freddy got fingered.

  • MinaDoll7

    My Lord child, how you’ve gained weight in Poltergeist 3!

  • MinaDoll7

    And that’s how I met your mother- I mean *chuckles*- you’re grandmother..

  • Debbiin

    Glenn Close ain’t got shit on me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamdarby gnarlydarby92

    “There’s candy in the back of my carriage.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamdarby gnarlydarby92

    “Where have you been all my life?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamdarby gnarlydarby92

    “Where were you 91 years ago?”

  • Blakkake

    Hi, I’m Jeremy Wade, this week on Retired Monsters…

  • babagloom

    “Soylent Green is what?!”

  • Blakkake

    I remember pampers being more absorbent.

  • Blakkake

    DO YOU REALLY WANNA JUMP!?!

  • Blakkake

    You’re telling me Jar Jar is in all three prequels?!?

  • Blakkake

    Your grandfather demonstrating his O-face Thanksgiving morning: PRICELESS.

  • RuddyDisturbing

    As she comes closer to the end of her 10th season, Ellen Degeneres regrets not going down the plastic surgery route.

  • BornVillian

    Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior?

  • BornVillian

    Come on Doooooooownnnn! You’re the next contestant on the Price is Right!

  • purplek

    Isaac from Children of the Corn got old haha

    • purplek

      The elderly of the corn is more like it haha

  • Alex Brookshire

    If you only went into the light in the first place, you wouldn’t have had to go see Nancy Allen and Tom Skerrit

  • Blakkake

    You said it’s called, anal bleaching?

  • Laugh Riot

    Its my birthday??? Dammit I’ve had enough of those already….

  • Laugh Riot

    Sure mister I’d love to sing with you till mommy gets back but are you sure your going live that long???

  • Laugh Riot

    Julian Beck beck thinks to himself.
    I’ve gotta bad feeling about this film!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Mommy Grandpa’s trying to convert me into his religion again!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Tadzu Lempke cursed me too. He said shorter as he patted my head… What did he say to you skinnier or something like that????

  • SleepingBear7

    I think I just leaked on my Depend.

  • Laugh Riot

    Father my sins wasn’t that bad think you could stop staring at me like that….

  • Blakkake

    These are some good comments gals and guys. I’ve been checking back daily for some chuckles.

  • Blakkake

    Goooooodbye horses.

  • Davin

    “Well, I guess I’ll just haveta put that in my ass.”

  • Laugh Riot

    Say no to Amish made TVs “They eat children!”

  • Laugh Riot

    It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it goes inside the TV again.

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Imma fuck ya reeeal goooooood!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    really BD!? the last winners comment isnt even correct you dummies.

  • BELFAST-HOOD

    ”Yes my dear I am from the motherfucking hood!”

  • Eville

    “Well its a mixed bag. I can take walks in my underwear and give small children the middle finger. But as long as I look happy while I’m doing it people assume I’m senile. Sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don’t realize I’m doing it until someone slaps me. So I really am going senile.”

  • Laugh Riot

    Grandpa its not cocaine its actually extra strength laxative….

  • Blakkake

    I drink your milkshake. I drink it up.

  • Blakkake

    Erectile dysfunction can strike anytime, but now there is hope. Cialis.

  • StevusChrist

    Heed my words, Rick Wakeman. Capes are awesome.

  • restedbones

    Excuse my face, my Botox is still setting in.

  • restedbones

    That tv shouldn’t be the only thing sucking.

  • Randall89

    O my I think the hemorrhoids just burst.

  • Laugh Riot

    Rosebud…..

  • Knife-of-the-Party

    “A Tupac Hologram?!?”

  • Laugh Riot

    I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
    No one’s gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong

    LIAR!!!!!!

  • EvanDickson

    Alright guys, the contest is now closed. Winner will be announced soon (in like 30 mins)