Some Terrible Teaser Art for ‘Strippers vs Werewolves’

Black & Blue Films have released some horrible, horrible teaser artwork for Strippers vs Werewolves, which begins lensing on May 16. Check it out inside and then ponder how someone still owns a copy of MS Paint. Seriously, THIS is what you want people to think of whenever your movie is mentioned? Yikes.

In other news, producer Jonathan Sothcott revealed the film’s opening scene – which features a stripper, “Justice”, performing a private lap dance for “Mickey”, a man who violates the no-touching policy by sprouting fangs and claws and trying to eat her. Justice panics and takes the only option open to her: she drives a silver fountain pen through Mickey’s eye…

Centered around “Vixens”, a London strip-club, Strippers vs Werewolves stars Adele Silva, Barbara Nedeljekova (star of Hostel), Lucy Pinder, Billy Murray & Superman villain Sarah Douglas and will be directed by Jonathan (13 Hrs) Glendenning.

When werewolf chief Jack Ferris is accidentally killed in a strip club the girls who work there have until the next full moon before his bloodthirsty wolfpack seek murderous retribution…