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[‘Aliens’ Revisited] The Perfect Sequel, Just As Good As Its Predecessor In Completely Different Ways

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With the June 8th release of Ridley Scott’s Prometheus fast approaching, we thought we’d take a look back at the original Alien franchise with which it “shares strands of DNA.” Whether or not there are xenomorphs as we know them in Prometheus, it’s abundantly clear that it takes place in the same universe.

In the weeks leading up to the release of that film I’m going to revisit the four films in the Alien franchise (sorry, not going to subject myself to AVP) in order to gather my thoughts in anticipation of the new outing. Last week I revisited Alien: Resurrection and absolutely hated it. The week before that I revisited Alien 3 and discovered a lot to like.

Now we come down to the two titans in the series, and this week I’m taking another look at Aliens. This is one of my favorite movies and I bet it’s one of yours as well. But what makes it tick? And is it better than Alien?

Let’s talk more inside.

The headline of this article is something of a fallacy. I don’t need to ‘revisit’ Aliens. I mean, sure I watched it again recently before writing this piece – but it’s such a regulation piece of viewing for me that I know it by the back of my hand. Both cuts. Saying I frequently ‘revisit’ Aliens would be like saying I frequently ‘revisit’ oxygen and food. That being said…

During the lead up to Prometheus it’s been impossible to avoid the discussion of which film is better, Aliens or Alien. What’s my answer? Both. I’ll get more into this next week during my revisit of the original Alien – but I truly feel that both are equal in incredibly different ways. I love the Anamorphic 2.35:1 Widescreen of the 1979 original, it’s without a doubt the best looking film in the entire franchise (and it’s over 30 years old). Contrasted with the grainy 1.85:1 of Aliens there’s absolutely no contest between the aesthetics of the two films (one is a great looking action movie and the other is a flat-out gorgeous film – no qualifiers needed). Alien is a perfect horror movie with sci-fi elements – it combines slashers, body-horror and existential dread all into one adding great characters and an ingenious creature design along the way. Meanwhile, Aliens is a perfect action film with horror/sci-fi elements. Both films land the objectives of their intent perfectly.

So what’s one thing Aliens has over Alien? Well, between the two – it’s the first one you reach for on your video shelf. Have a friend over that’s never seen one of these movies? Technically, some might say you should show them Alien to preserve the suspense of who makes it off the Nostromo blah… blah… blah… Except they already know Sigourney Weaver as the face of the franchise, so what’s the point? There was a seven year window when people could approach the first film without knowing the answer to that, and it ended in 1986. No, if you have a friend over who has never seen one of these movies you show them Aliens because it’s the most fun and the most immediately satisfying. And watching it out of order does no disservice to the original because after seeing the sequel, people will be dying to see the first and will be more likely to give themselves over to it completely.

One misconception about Aliens is that it’s not suspenseful. I don’t know where the propagators of this lie come from, but they’re absolutely insane. Have they not heard the line “they’re inside the room?” The use of the motion detector in both movies is incredibly suspenseful but I’d argue that Aliens ratchets up its efficacy a notch. Also suspenseful? The entire 3rd act of the film.

Act 3 of Aliens escalates beat by beat in a way that most modern action films could only hope to match. The reactor melting down the whole time, the xenomorphs staging a siege on the marines, Bishop trying to remote pilot the drop ship, Newt getting separated from Ripley and Hicks and being taken to the Queen’s hive – all perfect. But the film doesn’t stop there. If you want to know the difference between Aliens and most of today’s modern blockbusters – it can be found in the moment where Ripley hones in on the signal from Newt’s tracking bracelet, follows it and finally arrives to find that it’s been torn off. Most action films would have ceased their escalatory ascent before this point, content to devolve in a series of whirring gears and explosions. With Aliens, James Cameron was smart enough to know that the best action sequences are centered around achieving a recognizable objective and dangling that objective in and out of the protagonist’s reach. Ripley finding the abandoned bracelet is one of my favorite action beats in cinema because it’s not the first in its sequence nor is it the last (not by a long shot) – it’s just a perfect note in the film’s symphony.

Aliens is also interesting in that it shifts genre away from the original film. It’s still very much set in the same universe and feels like an organic continuation of Ripley’s story – but it is an action film. This might be where some people err in claiming that it’s not suspenseful. Whereas Alien was quietly suspenseful, Aliens is ear shatteringly loud in places. It’s also epilepsy inducing in moments, with all of the strobing gunfire. It’s not as concerned with slow burn reveals of biology as it is in dropping its characters into the most untenable situation possible.

And what great characters they are. While Michael Biehn’s Hicks is stoically flat by design, the rest of them pop off the screen. Bill Paxton’s Hudson is one of cinema’s all time great cowardly lions. Watching William Hope’s Gorman devolve/evolve from an above-it-all and by-the-book leader into one of the rest of them is simultaneously touching and a nice bit of schadenfreude. Lance Henriksen brings an almost wounded quality to Bishop while making him a convincing synthetic – you almost want to hug him and tell him how sorry you are he’s not human. Jeanette Goldstein’s Vasquez could be seen as a slight misstep in the James Cameron mold of occasionally writing women as men, but she seemed pretty revolutionary at the time.

Speaking of characters, while Hudson may be the most quotable, Paul Reiser’s Carter Burke is probably the best of the bunch. You know he’s a rat bastard right from the start, but you can understand why the other characters don’t realize how evil and sleazy he is until it’s too late. Burke is highly charismatic and totally evil and you want to see him die. But he’s also a great externalization of this franchise’s deep-seated mistrust of corporations. You knew that there were some nefarious elements to the Weyland-Yutani corporation in the first film. After all, everything and everyone aboard the Nostromo was expendable in favor of safe transport of the xenomorph back to Earth. Reiser’s character puts a face to that evil and reminds us of the banal, human component to almost every massively inhumane decision ever made. The component that shrugs its shoulders, says “it had to be done” and goes home to its wife and kids.

The film’s “motherhood” theme is oft-discussed. A lot of people find it too on the nose but I think it’s pitched pretty much perfectly. In a film this busy, loud and chaotic – sometimes the text needs to be a little more pronounced. For this reason, I actually (slightly) prefer the director’s cut. While I can do without the early scenes on LV-426 (the stuff with Newt’s family prior to the colony’s destruction weakens the cut somewhat – I like arriving at the colony and knowing it only as a ghost town), the information that Ripley has lost her daughter is fairly crucial and is not represented in the theatrical cut of the film. It’s the third leg of the thematic tripod, the other two being Newt herself and the Alien Queen’s dismay and anger (and vengeance) over seeing her eggs burned before her very eyes. It also goes the extra mile toward selling us on Ripley’s descent back into the bowels of hell to get Newt. It’s an action easily explained by standard movie heroism, but knowing what Ripley has lost before and being aware of her emotional need to do everything she can to achieve an approximation of correction for that loss adds the extra bit of pathos that makes it tick more completely.

We’ll talk more about Alien next week, but I really do think Aliens is its equal (again, based on a different set of merits). Violent, scary, human, funny, ambitious, captivating – action films aren’t made like Aliens anymore. I know this is probably the most cliche’d thing I could say at this point, but I seriously defy you to find me an example of something from the last 10 years that even comes close.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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