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[Blu-ray Review] ‘Detention’ Is Off-The-Wall Entertainment

Back in 2004, pop music video auteur Joseph Kahn burst into the film world with his feature-length debut, Torque, a “special” film in every sense of the word. Produced by Neal Moritz, one of the men behind The Fast and the Furious, it was intended as Warner Bros.’ stab at capitalizing on the popularity of said franchise and its genre, but what Kahn actually made is the Scary Movie version. The struggle between competing visions is apparent during certain bits, with stupidity winning every time regardless of whose fault it was. It lives in a special kind of excess, one where it feels comfortable stealing lines of dialogue word-for-word from the film that’s responsible for its very existence and then has a character quickly retort, “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” Women fighting on motorcycles, Ice Cube sneering in every scene and Adam Scott doing his best impression of David Caruso as an FBI agent; this flick has EVERYTHING you could possible want for it to be a trashy good time.

Detention follows the same sort of modus operandi. It lives in excess of what it’s trying to copy; in this case, it’s Scream and the slasher genre in general. Kahn, with writing partner Mark Palermo, throws in everything and the kitchen sink and, figuring that’s not nearly enough, decides to toss a time-traveling bear into the mix.

A grizzly bear, if you want to be precise.

After the death of a spoiled bitch in the opening scene (I only say this because glittery letters spill onto the screen to let you know that she is, in fact, a bitch), the horribly unpopular Riley Jones (Shanley Caswell) begins to suspect the students of Grizzly Lake High are being stalked by someone masquerading as Cinderhella, the villain in a popular fictitious slasher – think Stab meets Saw. At first she welcomes death since her crush Clapton (Josh Hutcherson) is otherwise occupied by the vapid Ione (Spencer Locke), who is, for reasons not yet known, obsessed with the early nineties. A strange shtick involving Cronenberg’s The Fly and a whole lot of self-aware dialogue later (there’s even a one-liner dissing Torque), the group of friends are thrown into detention during their prom by Principal Verge (Dane Cook) who’s convinced that one of them is the masked killer.

The film’s biggest problem is that it’s working with way too many ideas and they’re thrown at the audience way too fast. The jokes and references piled on top of each other at such a breakneck pace that you’d have to watch the film at half the speed with subtitles to catch everything, and then after that, watch it again just to make sure you caught it all. But, in a way, there’s something to admire about the manic speed at which it operates and the ADD approach of Kahn’s direction. Even though it was made outside of the studio system, it should come to no one’s surprise that the film has that glossy, music video look given Kahn’s background; what is surprising, however, is that the practical effects are actually quite good and, although there are a few CGI bits, it’s the one thing they really seemed to take their time on. Hutcherson and Caswell have great chemistry as the unlikely couple and Dane Cook, who normally makes me cringe, made me chuckle once or twice. If anything, his performance is the most subdued thing in the film.

Detention can be best appreciated as a live-action cartoon, and is more energetic and fun than the last couple of Scary Movie sequels. It isn’t really a middle-of-the-road sort of film; you’re either going to really love the ridiculous fast-paced nature of this horror-sci-fi-comedy or you’ll really despise Kahn’s self-indulgence and his attempt to bombard you with more than you can mentally process in one sitting. There’s a lot to like that I didn’t mention because I feel saying much more than I already have will ruin how insane the film is. Despite being a mess, Detention is mesmerizing and something you definitely won’t be able to take yours eyes off of.

A/V

Joseph Kahn has been working as a successful music video director for over a decade and if you’ve seen any of his work, you have a pretty good idea of what Detention’s visual style is. There’s really not too much to be said about Sony’s 1080p transfer; it looks digitally altered to death like every post-2000 music video you’ve seen and in that sense, the Blu-ray looks phenomenal. No DNR (that wasn’t present on the master), no aliasing, and no compression issues. The only issues anyone will have will be based on aesthetic appreciation, and not because there are issues with the encode. It’s flawless, and the same goes for the DTS-HD 5.1 track.

Special Features

Cheat Mode: The Unbelievably Mind Melting Making of Detention – A picture-in-picture commentary with Mark Palermo, Joseph Kahn, and pretty much everyone else associated with the film. It includes some of the screen test footage found elsewhere on the disc, along with casting stories and various other pre-production and production tidbits (the camel toe is a digital effect!). It’s worth watching, if only to hear how they crammed so much batshit insane stuff into one movie.

Fight Rehearsal (02:18) – Rehearsal footage of the final showdown with stand-ins.

Screen Tests (08:03) – A collection of screen tests with Shanley Caswell (Riley), Yves Bright (Mr. Kendall), and Aaron David Johnson (Sander). Nothing out of the ordinary.

Riffing with Dane (04:19) – One of my biggest hesitations going into Detention was Dane Cook and, surprisingly, he was tolerable; that said, he seems relatively restrained in the film. This improv reel is painfully unfunny, so if you’re anti-Dane, just skip it and stick to the feature.

Blu-ray: 3.5/5
Film: 3.5/5

Source: B-D
  • Joe-Banger

    Well I liked Torque alot and I think it was better than most of the T F A T F films but Im probably alone there. Detention does’nt look like anything special anyway. It’s probably supposed to be a “Scream” for a new generation of ungrateful spoiled teenagers. Blah. And Joe Kahn directed that strange yet cool video a.d.i.d.a.s for Korn 15 years ago. He must be doing something right if he can still find work in this economy.

  • Aaron Emery

    I thought Detention was a fantastic mess. Starting with the techno remix of Mmbop during the opening credits the whole film was a huge wtf moment. There was so many 90s references that every time anyone said something I was trying to figure out if it was a reference. The movie within a movie “Cinderhella” is also hilarious, a character refers to is as “like, the best movie since Volcano”. I feel like I could watch this 100 more times (and I will) and find something new every time!

  • Aaron Emery

    Oh and also, there was a random Fraggle Rock reference and (elsewhere) someone in the background says “Sting was the Bruno Mars of 1992″. So much to love here.

  • viking1983

    watched this last night expecting a good modern horror film, ended up with it being an awful mash up of pop cultures, very poorly done