[Trailer Tracks] Dissecting the ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Trailer

  • Aaron Emery

    “… death by Skrillex is a horrific thing indeed” it truly is, and a cross dressing Leatherface Skrillex could possibly be even worse! The one thing that really bothered me about this trailer was seeing Leatherface’s non- leather face. Does anybody know when this takes place, is it modern times? If so how old is Leatherface? 60-70?

  • tungbandit

    synopsis says it takes place decades later so leatherface would have to be up there in age

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1295480624 Sam Scarcello

    The clean house, pool table, gate, etc. were the most annoying things about this trailer. It has the same entrance, but the grime and grit of all the previous films (including the remake and Beginning) are lost on this one. The fact that we didn’t get a proper exterior shot of the house is concerning as well. This is a letdown, following the first poster and image.

  • Evan Saathoff

    I really had high hopes, but so far this looks just awful. They should put out a rhythmic chainsaw album, though.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jalimia Jay Alimia

      Rhythmic noise IS quite nice. :)

  • megalodonbite

    You want to hear the REAL problem? This movie sucks…period. Of course its hard to make that assumption based on a trailer but so far this film looks absolutely disgraceful. People can crap on Platinum Dunes’ versions all they want to but at least they were gritty, eye appealing and brutal (referring to The Beginning which personally I thought was a decent film). EVERYTHING about this trailer SUCKS. You want to make an “updated” version of Leatherface or whatever the hell the objective is then I want to see GRITTY, dark visuals not a mansion with pool tables and a f**king maid. Mark my words, this will be nothing more than another “teenie bopper scream film” that accomplishes absolutely nothing except the exploitation of a great horror villain. Stick to the original people.

    • Taboo

      Agreed.

  • DexterAHS

    Meh. This reminds me of the Friday the 13th remake. What could go wrong with that? Everything apparently. Is it that hard to make a good horror movie these days?

    • Marty McFly

      The Friday the 13th remake was actually good. This looks like shit.

      • http://www.facebook.com/jalimia Jay Alimia

        The first 15 minutes of the F13 remake were great, the rest was shit. This, too, is shit.

  • xxxwolf666

    I do agree that there are at least 2 different people wearing skin masks and using chainsaws in the trailer. One is an obviously large individual adn the other seems pretty short and skinny. Maybe the whole family does the leatherface thing? I really hope this is good. Hated the clean house and pooltable that looks like it was just installed.

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    I agree, from what is shown in the trailer, it doesn’t seem to bring anything new to the table. I don’t get the same vibe that I feel I should be getting from a “Texas” film. I actually enjoyed Platinum Dunes remake and the prequel; they felt like they belonged in the same universe as the original. Marcus Nispel’s remake was well made, the prequel, although featuring a weaker story, was particularly nasty and brutal to watch at times. I still think that they’re Platinum Dunes only achievement thus far.

    The trailer for ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ feels like another Friday the 13th sequel, except, replace a Crystal Lake cabin in the woods with an old and dusty Texas home, and then of course swap Jason for Leather face. The problem is, It’s not a “Friday” sequel, a ‘Texas’ film should be raw, feature bizarre images and grisly murders. Oh well, We’ll all see come January.

  • DEADFUCK

    My dried up cum stain could write a better article than this asshole.

    • joesey

      lol

  • joesey

    wow so negative so soon. this is just the first trailer. it looks rushed i’m sure there will be a better one. It takes place in a different house in a different town that’s the setup. The old man was still alive in the 1st one so it’s probably a protege of his of some sort. And keep in mind Gunnar Hanson, Marilyn Burns make cameos in it so its a mini reunion of sorts so its worth checking out and there are several Sawyers listed on imdb so its not just Leatherface in it. I’m sure the killrate will be high b/c its Texas Chainsaw afterall! It beats watching another boring paranormal movie.

    • WalkingDeadGuy

      True, as unoriginal as the trailer made the film look, I am still more stoked to see this film than I would be for some watered down PG-13 ghost/exorcism movie. Even the worse “Texas Chainsaw” sequels are entertaining in some degree. And like you said, it’s cool that Gunnar Hanson and Marilyn Burns return for a cameo. Awesome.

      • MakeThisAMovies

        I agree. While the trailer is overly unexciting, I’m going to hold judgement until I see a bit more. It already shows promise of a few intense set pieces (running to a noisy fair for help, stuck in the car with Leatherface circling it, trapped in a coffin) The biggest clue to me is the open grave. Grandpa perhaps?

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      • http://www.facebook.com/jalimia Jay Alimia

        The only (and I mean ONLY) reason that I might see this film is simply because Gunnar seems to be on board.
        He cares about the franchise. He was very outspoken about being approached by the Platinum Dunes remake and how their was no fucking way he was going to be tied into that piece of shit.

        • http://www.facebook.com/jalimia Jay Alimia

          *there, not their.

  • staindFAN

    Im just going out on a limb here, but what if the house is “cleaned up” because there was an obvious resident living in it and they are now dead (Granny?). Maybe she or he, or who ever the hell cleaned it up a bit? Im almost willing to bet that there will be an explanation in the film as to why the house is “clean”, assuming it is supposed to be the original house from TCM ’74. I am looking forward to this though, I just hope at the least it’s entertaining.

    • djblack1313

      staindFAN, that’s EXACTLY what i am thinking. someone normal had lived there and they cleaned up the house they lived in. i don’t know why people would expect the house to be filthy.

  • C-SAW

    I’m sick of seeing people comment and not know what the hell his movie is even about. They’ve just seen a poster and a trailer; but NEVER READ ANYTHING about it. All the questions and statements on “It looks nothing like the remakes”. “The house doesn’t look like the original. This is a travesty”. NEWSFLASH!!! IT’S NOT THE SAME HOUSE! It’s a completely different location from Tobe’s 74 film. Has anybody read the frickin synopsis? This (if anything) will be better than the remake and prequel. It is the sequel that people have wanted for years. Whether or not it’ll be good, we have to wait and see. I also don’t think Gunner Hansen and Marilyn Burns would’ve agreed to do this movie (cameo appearances) if they didn’t think if would do the original justice. Considering the fact Gunner had turned down both the remake and prequel in 03 and 06. This movie will definitely be better than the re make. I don’t think it’s perfect. Especially I’m beyond pissed they filmed in Louisiana. But at the end of the day I believe it will be good.

  • C-SAW

    Seriously people, just frickin read.

  • MJD_03

    Trailer was bad, but it’s also a tough one to pull off. The movie itself looks like it should be straight to video. Love him or hate him, the Michael Bay produced TCM’s were nice to look at visually and those movies had a bigger budget for back in the day. Going back to the Trailer, it’s a tough one to pull off because the last two movies had awesome Trailers done by probably the best trailer editor out there (Bill Neil). The 2003 TCM trailer won Best Of Show at the Key Art Awards (top award show for trailers) and to this days, it’s the only horror trailer to ever win that award.

  • ThunderDragoon

    I mean, come on, it’s already better than the terrible TCM 2 so we should all be happy about that lol.

  • tungbandit

    seems just like nispel’s and the original: kids traveling by hippie van to a similar looking house with the same ol chainsaw wielding maniac. i’m in so far, but i’m wondering how they’re going to explain older leatherface and this suburban setting. i didn’t see one lampshade made of human skin in that house so it’s definitley not familiar territory…..

  • MakeThisAMovies

    So me thinks that the final act in this film willl deliver on the dinner scene, crazy family values, bone furniture madness we’re looking for. While all of the above critiques are valid based on this trailer, I have faith that Lionsgate (who has always been more intuned with what fans want than other studios) would not have moved forward on this unless it truly FELT like a Chainsaw sequel. I think a “remodel” or simply just a change of location makes since if this is actually modern day. Otherwise Leatherface would have been caught or killed long before…the Sawyers would need to fly under the radar to stay undetected. But much like the original TCM 2 that doesn’t mean they can’t have some underground lair of filth to truly call home. Anyway, this is all speculation, but I think the possible direction is smart. Otherwise we would simply have another TCM that follows all the same beats and leaves us with that “been there done that” feeling.

  • Remember-Slithis

    I thought in the plot synapse said the locals burned down the house after the girl escaped and went to the cops.Which does not explain How and why Leatherface lives in a clean house!

  • Zombie-Killa

    From Evan’s post- “And don’t think I’m not pissed that this direct sequel route arrogantly assumes Tobe Hooper’s actual sequel never happened.”

    Same here! It might not be a classic, but an actual sequel did happen years ago. I guess they’re trying to fool the fans of the original films (minus The Next Generation), but it’s not working! lol.

  • Boogie138

    no one really thinks this looks good do they? i dig tcm2 cuz i like camp, and all the reboot(s) did was make me want to watch the original again. i said it on another site, i think its time to let this series go. the first was great, and everything after failed to live up to the standard. netfix watch just to say i gave it a chance