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8 Scariest Silent Hill 1 OST Tracks

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With the horrible taste that Silent Hill: Revelation 3D left in my mouth, I found myself returning to classic Silent Hill music to remind myself of how amazing the series was (and is, thanks to Downpour (review)). And as I was listening to Akira Yamaoka‘s Silent Hill 1 OST, which I used to fall asleep to (that probably explains a few things about me…), I felt something that I hadn’t felt from the latest film in any way, shape, or form: fear. Trepidation. Unease. I was looking over my shoulder as each track unfolded and I felt my nerves begin to stretch and tighten.

Since it’s officially Halloween, I wanted to share with you my 8 Scariest Silent Hill 1 Tracks as a way of revisiting the past to one of the most terrifying video games ever released. Head on below for a playlist that will make your Halloween party that much more spooky!

“All” (Track 2)
Opening with a metallic shaking that snakes in, increasing in speed before suddenly slowing down and fading out, this track builds and builds, hinting that something huge and awful is coming for you. And then it simply fades out, leaving without letting you know what it is. It’s the tease that always got to me.

“Over” (Track 5)
Another track that builds slowly, this time adding in a wheezing, bellowing sound, like some awful, diseased breathing. Then, a maniacal siren comes in, schizophrenically changing pitches followed by violent percussive sounds, an impending doom coming straight for you. It all comes to a fever pitch with those sirens shrieking, warning everyone to get as far away as possible.

“Hear Nothing” (Track 11)
The reason this track scared me so much was how sparse it was. Much like the town of Silent Hill, this track was minimal, almost a “ghost town” of a track, ambient noise hovering overhead while pipes clanged distantly in the background, barely emerging from the fog. Who was banging those pipes? Where was the sound coming from?

“Killed By Death” (Track 13)
This track is a build up to something terrifying. Pipes clang but, unlike “Hear Nothing”, you are in the middle of them. Demonic whistling pervades when suddenly a whooshing howl escapes, letting you know that something terrifying is just beyond the darkness, ready to pounce out.

“Heaven Give Me Say” (Track 20)
A single windy howl floats ghostlike through this track, while, sporadically, a very, very low rumbling rest underneath, the juxtaposition of air and earth, Heaven and Hell. Towards the middle of this song, there is a bell-like peal, a beacon calling out to offer salvation. And yet, there is something incredibly sinister in the air.

“I’ll Kill You” (Track 22)
This track, for me is the perfect Silent Hill representation of a “chase”. Each instrument creeps in, building in volume and intensity, as though something is coming closer and closer. Be it low pitched, arpeggiated rumblings or shrieking whistles, something is after you. And then, when the frantic tribal drums come in, there is this cacophony of screams, a choir shrieking in pain and urging you to run fast, to get away. The track ends with a piercing tone, almost like a the sound when someone flatlines.

“Never Again” (Track 29)
The track opens with strings, pulsating booms in the background, and a strange, goose bump-inducing raspy scratch. Suddenly, everything drops out and there is silence. And then that raspy scratch comes back. Then silence. Then the raspy scratch. I was always terrified by that because I never knew what caused the “music” to stop. What was this scratch that forced the other instruments into silence? My imagination ran wild with that very question.

“My Heaven” (Track 37)
Everything comes to a header with this track. This is sheer chaos, unpredictably jumping from frantic drums to paced notes, all while a terrifying pitch-shifted howl screams overhead. The name is also an aspect that frightened me. Who would call this insanity their heaven?

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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