You Can Take That Razor Away From Your Wrists Now, Dieter Laser Is Back In ‘Human Centipede 3′

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We last heard from director Tom Six (The Human Centipede and its sequel) back in May when he teased on Twitter, “Yes twitters. What happened to Lindsay [played by Ashley C. Williams] stuck in between two corpses in #THC and Martin’s [played by Laurence R. Harvey] strange #THC2 ending?: I will reveal all in #THC3.” Unfortunately for some, the star of the first film, Dieter Laser at that point was refusing to reprise his role as Dr. Heiter in The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) because of a lawsuit between him and the production company.

Well, that lawsuit has been resolved and he is back in the film! Also returning is Laurence R. Harvey, who played the villain Martin in the second film. Only they’re not reprising their old roles – they’re taking on whole new ones! They are playing a “new villain duo with a storyline no-one will expect.”

Laser comments on the lawsuit, “I never ever would have thought that all our differences and misunderstandings would in the end lead to an even deeper and warmer understanding and appreciation of each other. In this regard I am actually thankful about the whole fuss because it turned out to be an advantage and a wonderful present for our film and for our friendship.” Six adds, “I am very happy Dieter will follow my vision for a full 100% now and know he is absolutely the most brilliant actor I could wish for.

The Human Centipede 3 starts filming in May in the USA and will feature a “megalomanic 500+ human centipede”. They are also claiming that a “big American celebrity” will be in the film. Any guesses as to who that might be?

 
  • VampireJack

    Please let it be The Hoff!

  • anezka

    Can’t wait for this one!

  • Black335

    Steven Segal!’

  • DarrelDreadful

    The only thing I’m interested in, in regards to this film, is who is the “big American celebrity” that will actually be apart of this? I would hope its someone America hates but we’ll see. I was okay with the first one but the second one lost me completely. Im glad this is the last one, or so he says. 500+ human centipede smh thats going to be a ridiculous sight to see.

  • flesheater24

    miley cyrus. OMFG MILEY CYRUS :P

  • Darkness69

    Paris Hilton? On an unrelated note, this bastard (Six) is sorta hot! lol

    • djblack1313

      Darkness69, i can’t lie. i think Tom Six is pretty cute too! LOL.

  • Lucianivision

    It’s gotta be Charlie Sheen.

  • diapers

    If its the Hoff, I’ll gouge my own eyes out. I’m rooting for Nick Nolte.

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    I can totally see Tara Reid as the “big American star”. Ha!

  • Evan3

    If Jeremy Renner is willing to do Hansel and Gretel, I can only assume he is up for this.

  • morrisseylikesburgers

    I’ll leave the razor to my wrist, these movies are fucking awful.

  • coldblood

    I think it would be great to have Kristen Stewart attached to John Goodman’s ass, and his mouth attached to Betty White’s ass. Bloody Disgusting should do a contest – WHAT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST HUMAN CENTIPEDE CELEBRITY CHAIN???? Just remember to give the long time member Coldblood some credit for the idea.

    • Evan3

      @coldblood, right on buddy, this would be absolutely good fun for BD to do.

      • coldblood

        @Evan3, thank you. Of course you would have to throw Bristol Palin in there somewhere too. Wouldn’t be the same without her.