[BD Caption Contest] Win Three Giant ‘Paranormal Activity 4′ Prize Packs!!!
The First Prize winner this week is MiradoTheBlack (please DM me your US mailing address) you win a poster and T-shirt for Open Road’s A Haunted House! They are signed by cast members Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins, Affion Crockett and David Koechner.
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This week’s prize is a massive PRIZE PACK for Paranormal Activity 4. It includes a Blu-ray/DVD of the film, a Night Light, a door knob cover, a sleeping mask, sleeping pill mints and even a few extra items. I’ve included a pic of it below the jump!!!
Head inside to see the Runner-Ups for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest and get a look at the prize pack!
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Our runner-ups are Infect (top) and Highpursuits (bottom)! Please DM me your US Mailing Addresses! You also get signed posters and t-shirts for A Haunted House.
Here’s the PA4 Prize-Pack that all three winners get this week.
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Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
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1 Comments
I’m wearing this white shirt so the ghosts will think I’m one of them.
I guess smiling in the dark doesn’t help any on these chat sites.
Than the ghost said. “My teeth is the best”
OMG, not this dude again. Chatroulette is chock full of virgins now.
Sing after me…. “Michael rowed his boat ashore… HALLELUJAH!”
Shit he knows I’m online!
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
For the last time we are not doing a fan-made version of V/HS!
V/H/S
But the voices in the room said I have a hot body.
Girl: Show me your tits
Guy: Hehe…wait what?
Finally a good Skype connection! Can you hear me,Babe? Babe?
If this was a horror movie, one of us is about to die.
Kevin that door just slammed behind you! Yeah i know, it does that sometimes haha.
no thanx. i watched online PA4 and regretted it since. THE single biggest piece of crap ever. ever.
There’s your first problem, you don’t see those movies online you gotta go to the theater waaay more fun
Youre not going to believe the shot your screen froze on
No seriously show me the good stuff.
“Nngh…” “HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM”
Skype call: $2.99..”Stalker is inside your house” reaction: Priceless
I..SEE..You taking your top off!…That’s getting real old Cole!
You should’ve seen the look on your face when I told you I didn’t use prtection!
protection
You had me leave work to show me your PA4 prize pack!?
Long story short, you’re carrying the Antichrist
“Shut up Ben, my nipples dont look like bologna!”
“So, Should I start?”
“Damn It, I said no LARPING!”
I see your boobies.
Cant be, I have a winkie,
I farted.
Oh my, I CAN SMELL OLD MEAT AND DORITOS!
You get that picture?
Yeah, but why the sombrero?
I saw a ghost.
Like the one behind you?
Dude just break up with her!!!
What’s your favorite scary movie??
The first Paranormal activity…
“Meh… I need something to do until the last 10 minutes”
Screw the ghosts… that Felix the cat clock is creepy as hell!!!
So, did you like my version of ‘Numa Numa’?
When is that chick across the street gonna whip those things out already?
Hey your kitchen draws are open.
Typing in “blonde webcam video with boyfriend” at xhampster.com yields much less enjoyable video than one would expect.
It’s okay… I still want to be friends.
Look behind you
probubly just the cat
It’s Dangertainment time with Busta Rhymes
Lets just cut the bs… Go ahead and lose the top.
Do I look like Harry styles or what?
……STFU
Oh, hey, babe.
Is this important? I’m right in the middle of porn.
Yeah….just turn your computer to the side, then I will jump when you turn it back and I see a weird kid shadow behind you!
Umm, I can tell you’re jerking off.
Your creepy smile isn’t going to save this movie, Ben!
Hey babe, can I talk to your hot ghost friend again?
Did you see me undress?!
I didn’t this time. I swear!
” i dont think this movie will be better then the third one”
Ghosts? Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!
Did you watch me get dressed?!
Not this time. I swear!
“im just waiting for katie to come over.”
“skype keeps lagging and i keep seeing ghost, wanna oovoo ?”
Sorry babe. I was busy watching PA3…
Your dad said “No Sexting”. He didn’t say anything about webcams.
“do you think ill have a cameo in paranormal activity 5?”
Oh I’m sorry? We’re you expecting this to be good?
Hey! Wanna see my peach fuzz?
Does that program you installed give you full access to my pc’s camera?
Ummm, no…
i hope my comments even get read lol
“its ok, katie will be in the next movie too.”
“twerk for me white girl”
“my agent said it was either paranormal activity 4 or silent hill revelation”
What are you doing?
Uh, just… scratching my thigh.
What are you doing, Ben?
Uh, just… scratching my thigh.
There’s a demon in my house and all you want is sex!
No, I DON’T want to cyber!
I know you just farted because you’re making that stupid face again!
I didn’t join chat to you to see you light farts!
I know that look…
You just ripped one!
“It only counts if u see nipples.”
“Flash me before Katie pops up and kill us.”
OMG, like LOL, like WTF, like TTYL, like
A date? I thought you were one of those Justin Bieber lesbians.
- I’m feeling jovial today.
- Oh I’m feeling especially jovial! You know, being a TEENAGER and all.
Caught fappin. . . .
By sister!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the ‘other side’!
HAHA, you look like a gopher.
You said ‘penis’.
Demons aren’t the only things entering your body tonight.
Girl: Are you playing with yourself?
Boy: heehe yeah.
Mormon Chat? Hi, I have a question about magnets…
A/S/L?
Wait, weren’t you that cop in Heroes?
Hold on, someone named Toby wants to friend me.
They’re heerreee…
I love it when you do your Nosferatu impression!
Hey, people came to see this crap.
Wait tell everyone sees the shitty ending.
So do you think it’s Manti Te’o girlfriend?
Hey, Manti Te’os girlfriend is behind you.
Your mom’s a MILF
Shhh…I know
“If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against the screen?”
“Shit, not this fat kid again. Next.”
“You gots a purty mouth.”
“Hey, make your beaver face again.”
“Eminem and Kim… the Early Years.”
“I can hear your parents having sex. Open their door and let me see.”
“Found footage is so lame… Right? Right?!”
They think its ghost….that’s why I’m the greatest magician ever!
Looks like there is going to be six more weeks of winter
You know a movie series sucks when we’re in it.
I’ll be rich after this movie. Can I see your boobs then?
I showed your mom Big Ben…you wanna see it too?
I told you to quite picking at that on your arm!
By the way, you haven’t seen V/H/S have you?
I think my apartment is haunted…….Nah your just skitzo!
I hacked into your computer….Who the hell is Emily?
I told you ghost’s don’t exist……Now aliens, I’m not so sure about. Still yet you have nothing to worry about!
Ben – “Too bad your not here to crack my neck for me babe”
Alex – “just wait a few minutes…”
You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Nrreeeeeeh!
Oh, with your pinky? That’s kinda weird, but alright!
“It actually doesn’t taste like horse at all, and it’s FDA approved!”
Ben: “You poked a hole in the what, and now your huh?”
Alex: “…”
Ben: “Hey, pull my finger!”
Alex: “You’re on a web cam…”
Ben: “Oop, too late I sharted.”
Ben: “Was your Brother adopted?”
Alex: “…Huh?”
Ben: “Fuck it. No one will notice the plot hole.”
Ben: “Spell I-Cup…”
Alex: “…”
Ben: “Uppity bitch…”
Ben: We Should go on “Catfish”!
Alex: No, I don’t think I’d like that.
Ben: SLUT!!!
Ben: “Date you? No way. Then I wouldn’t be able to sing “99 Problems” from my heart anymore.”
Alex: “…”
Ben: “They made the taco shell from Doritos! YOLO!”
Alex: “I hope you die” *CLICK*
Ben: “‘the fuck?”
Ben: “After Gigli, she’s not as hot. Wait, what were we talking about again?”
Alex: “My heavy periods.”
Ben: “Oh… uh… Ghost! Behind you!!”
Recording these chats will pay off eventually…
Ben: I can’t wait to be in Paranormal Activity 5!
Alex: …uhhh…
Ben: What?
*SNAP*
They are in your house, I swear! Leave the camera on, I’ll keep watch…
Alex: Are you okay?!?
Ben: Yeah. Turns out the ghost’s name is Lenny. He thought I was a puppy.
Ben: “Wow. So, 37 huh?
Alex: “Yup…37…”
Ben: “Wow. At the same time?”
Ben: Peekaboo, I see you!
Alex: You’re creeping me out…
Ben: Shhh…Sleep. Sleeeep… God, I’m lonely.
Ben: “Then I said NO SOUP FOR YOU!”
Alex: “WTF are you talking about?”
Ben: “I seen your mom naked, that’s what.”
Ben: Sorry
Alex: For what?
Ben: I just watched you poop. You’re a grunter huh?
Alex: … *Click*
“hey alex, the next movie will be called “paranormal activity 5 : micha returns”
Girl: Are you high right now?
Guy: Yeah high, I’m dude right now.
Girl: Did you just fart?
Guy: YeAH, it’s shame you can’t smell this.
Dude, your head is so small.
Damnit! I hate chat roulette, everytime I turn it on all I end up with is dick after dick
Hey! The tail on your Kit-Cat clock just stopped swinging!
Yea really! Some lame ass nipple joke won last week.
nice one
Doesn’t matter had sex
Then we started chattin’ and I…….Jizzed in my pants
Flash me……..a really nice smile
So then I said YOLO and they all clapped…….Does it look like I give a shit?
Hey, can I see the famous ping pong ball trick?
At least you’re not a naked guy jacking off
I know I shouldn’t have…..but I just got a boner
Wait, are you about to eat your tampon?
Been talking to a transgender woman this whole time.
CATFISHED!
How to seduce a high school girl…
With Michael Ian Black
“I see dead people…” “We’ll talk about it later. Do somethin’ fruity!”
well look at this.
you are inside me for once!
Lisa Kudrow Has Web Therapy.
I Have Web Masterbation.
was that a ghost babe?
nah i just farted smoke.
Hey I Just Met You And This iS Craz……
NO!
Wow! You really do only have two teeth.
The secret incestuous lives of Bobby and Cindy Brady.
Seriously, just start masturbating…….the ghost will never come back
I wouldn’t be smiling, Chris Hansen is right behind you.
This is going on Tosh.0 isn’t it?
You forgot to turn your camera off…
I saw EVERYTHING
Ben: Heh Heh, yeah, I did shit myself…want to see?!
Alex: Jesus Ben! Go wash your ass!!!
Stay online a bit longer…
I’m almost at the climax
I’ll show you my penis if you show me yours.
Tits or GTFO
if the ghost get to see you undress, Why cant I?
either you show me your tits now or ill just record em while you sleep
come on its a found footage film
least we can do is incorporate the found sex tape
American Horror Story: eharmony
Ben: Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Alex: Donkey Kong sucks…
Ben: You know something? YOU SUCK!
Alex: Wanna watch “2 Girls 1 Cup”?
Ben: SURE! What is it?!?
Ben: We’re Bff’s Right?
Alex: Yeah
Ben: Good. Cuz I’ve been watching you pee.
Ben: Lol. You fart in your sleep…
Alex: Those weren’t farts…
Ben: …W-What???
-Babe, your hautness so haunts me day’n'night, makin’ me all sticky.
-Eww! F*** you and your abnormal activities.
-Ectoplasm, ectoplasm everywhere…
What’s in the box?
Haha yeah I saw that guy with the monster dong back there
Don’t worry babe…this is totally legal when we are BOTH jailbait.
Really, I am a vampire! That’s why I’m so shiny.
If that’s your ‘O’ face, no wonder you need to cyber.
“My back door is open!”
“That’s what she said.”
You want me to pan down to my trouser snake again?
No.
“Wanna see something white and scary?”
“I just ate so….I’m gonna go with no.”
“Hey, glad your not some creepy guy.”
“Wish I could say the same.”
“heh heh, i mean c’mon, i’m a grower not a shower.”
OMG!! Did you just LOL after I took my shirt off?
Oh man I just ripped ass!
I know, I can smell it.
~I just heard a disembodied voice say “loser”.
~Yeaaah, no. That was me.
~”Damn it!, Once again I didn’t win the caption contest.
~”We could use a good neck snapping right about now.”
~”What do yo..::snap::
~Thanks, Toby.
Don’t be shy…go ahead and lick her box.
Catfish? Never heard of it.
Is this a bad time to tell you I’m gay?
Yo babe, you’ve got a para-abnormal boobs
We’re just a paranormal teenagers…… hello?
Girl: Wanna see my Bella face?
Guy: HA!
Girl: That last noise made me pee a little…
Guy: HA HA HA!
Guy: Hey Babe, I wanna show you something.
Girl: Ummmm……….
Guy: I skyped you to ask you if you’d be my girlfriend..
Girl: Um.. I like being best friends….
FRIENDZONED.
Girl: I sawr film, as I recall it twas a horror film and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
Wanna know where my other hand is ?
Show me your “O” face!
Cane you belive they are doing a 5th one after this one?
Isn’t it nice to know that the police will release these videos so that millions of people can enjoy watching us die?
For the last time Ben, Your Michael Cera impression is terrible…
Ben: Ghosts huh? I’m afraid we’re gonna have to install a shower cam right away…
So, if you put a catfish inside a box of cod it’ll keep them fresh…
..that’s sounds so hot.
So, You’re telling me if you put a catfish in with a crate of cod it’ll keep them fresh….
…that sound so hot.
Can I put my catfish in your cod box?
Two feet off the bed Huh?!..i can get you off in the bed with four inches.
Rosetta Stone can’t teach you how to speak to girls.
I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast.
-Why do you think these things are happening to me?
-I’ll show you my theory if you show me yours.
Dude, when you find me dead, my corpse propped up staring lifelessly at the computer, just know that my last thoughts were of you and how I’d like to kill you.
Really, I’m billy corgan
Yes I was on Small Wonder…..wanna fuck?
You just farted! I HEARD IT!
I can’t find my pants
I’m Crestfully clean!
Do you think I should floss?
I just got my braces off today. Check me out.
Your mom’s under the computer desk right now.
At least our careers will die before we do.
Ben:”Here’s my Number, so call me maybe!”
Alex: *CLICK*
Ben: Lol. What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Alex: ‘The fuck?
Ben: …
Ben: Yeap, it’s official…
Alex: What is?
Ben: I can’t trust my farts anymore.
Ben: so I said “My Little Pony” isn’t Just for girls, y’know?
Alex: …
Ben: Y’KNOW?!?
Ben: Yeah, It’s the coolest! You should try it!!
CAKE FARTS
Ben: I liked Jar Jar.
Alex: *BLOCKED*
I’m creating a blog on how much I hated Paranormal Activity 4, you?
. . . can a computer get herpes?
Is rubbing a computers mouse on you privates the same as bestiality
I love how we both have shirts on…. but no pants on
“..Yeah the site is called 2 girls 1 cup, you should check it out”
I can’t wait until this contest expires so I don’t have to look at this idiot’s face anymore.
Him: “…if he got a million likes, his best friend said she’d have sex wi-”
Her: “No, I wouldn’t want to risk our friendship”
Him: “Ha.. ha.. ha.. me either, silly… *sigh*”
Him: Virgins always survive in horror…
Her: Guess you’ll live forever.
Him: Told you I could type with no hands…
Him: Don’t worry, I always keep a spare keyboard just in case…
Mom said I can take the rubber sheets off my bed!
Mom lied! I didn’t go blind…
We can’t do that…Jesus is watching.
I wish Jesus Skyped.
I found your promise ring in the boys locker room today…
Him: When are you too old for Spiderman underpants?
If my face looks weird, it’s because I have dial-up.
I thought you said hormonal activity!
[Logs off]
See that little X in the corner?
I see shit, I’m clicking it!
“Well, the ghost that rape ME didn’t wear a condom.”
“Hey Alex, watch me do the Harlem Shuff-”
“-I’m dumping you Ben.”
“Hey, if you’re feeling in the mood maybe I could strip for you.”
“Yeah, good idea. It might scare away the demons.”
“A demon is terrorizing you, you say? Mind summoning it right now and re-enacting a scene from The Entity for me?”
“So what’s that about you getting naked this time?”
“Dude. My mom is over there getting my laundry…”