[BD Caption Contest] Win Three Giant ‘Paranormal Activity 4′ Prize Packs!!!

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The First Prize winner this week is MiradoTheBlack (please DM me your US mailing address) you win a poster and T-shirt for Open Road’s A Haunted House! They are signed by cast members Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins, Affion Crockett and David Koechner.

This week’s prize is a massive PRIZE PACK for Paranormal Activity 4. It includes a Blu-ray/DVD of the film, a Night Light, a door knob cover, a sleeping mask, sleeping pill mints and even a few extra items. I’ve included a pic of it below the jump!!!

Head inside to see the Runner-Ups for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest and get a look at the prize pack!

Our runner-ups are Infect (top) and Highpursuits (bottom)! Please DM me your US Mailing Addresses! You also get signed posters and t-shirts for A Haunted House.

Here’s the PA4 Prize-Pack that all three winners get this week.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

 
  • Venom-man4

    I’m wearing this white shirt so the ghosts will think I’m one of them.

  • Venom-man4

    I guess smiling in the dark doesn’t help any on these chat sites.

  • Venom-man4

    Than the ghost said. “My teeth is the best”

  • wildgator25

    OMG, not this dude again. Chatroulette is chock full of virgins now.

  • wildgator25

    Sing after me…. “Michael rowed his boat ashore… HALLELUJAH!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1657507951 HorrorGeek333

    Shit he knows I’m online!

  • krezmania

    I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

  • Venom-man4

    For the last time we are not doing a fan-made version of V/HS!

    • Venom-man4

      V/H/S

  • Venom-man4

    But the voices in the room said I have a hot body.

  • juggalochef2399

    Girl: Show me your tits
    Guy: Hehe…wait what?

  • BornVillian

    Finally a good Skype connection! Can you hear me,Babe? Babe?

  • BornVillian

    If this was a horror movie, one of us is about to die.

  • BornVillian

    Kevin that door just slammed behind you! Yeah i know, it does that sometimes haha.

  • djblack1313

    no thanx. i watched online PA4 and regretted it since. THE single biggest piece of crap ever. ever.

    • joeshmo447

      There’s your first problem, you don’t see those movies online you gotta go to the theater waaay more fun

  • BornVillian

    Youre not going to believe the shot your screen froze on

  • BornVillian

    No seriously show me the good stuff.

  • cthulhuyouth

    “Nngh…” “HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM”

  • BornVillian

    Skype call: $2.99..”Stalker is inside your house” reaction: Priceless

  • BornVillian

    I..SEE..You taking your top off!…That’s getting real old Cole!

  • BornVillian

    You should’ve seen the look on your face when I told you I didn’t use prtection!

    • BornVillian

      protection

  • BornVillian

    You had me leave work to show me your PA4 prize pack!?

  • BornVillian

    Long story short, you’re carrying the Antichrist

  • lhcameron

    “Shut up Ben, my nipples dont look like bologna!”

  • miradotheblack

    “So, Should I start?”

    “Damn It, I said no LARPING!”

  • miradotheblack

    I see your boobies.

    Cant be, I have a winkie,

  • miradotheblack

    I farted.

    Oh my, I CAN SMELL OLD MEAT AND DORITOS!

  • miradotheblack

    You get that picture?

    Yeah, but why the sombrero?

  • miradotheblack

    I saw a ghost.

    Like the one behind you?

  • MachetAY

    Dude just break up with her!!!

  • joeshmo447

    What’s your favorite scary movie??

    The first Paranormal activity…

  • MachetAY

    “Meh… I need something to do until the last 10 minutes”

  • MachetAY

    Screw the ghosts… that Felix the cat clock is creepy as hell!!!

  • Beezle2112

    So, did you like my version of ‘Numa Numa’?

  • MachetAY

    When is that chick across the street gonna whip those things out already?

  • MachetAY

    Hey your kitchen draws are open.

  • Samhain2010

    Typing in “blonde webcam video with boyfriend” at xhampster.com yields much less enjoyable video than one would expect.

  • russellg79

    It’s okay… I still want to be friends.

  • joeshmo447

    Look behind you

    probubly just the cat

  • russellg79

    It’s Dangertainment time with Busta Rhymes

  • russellg79

    Lets just cut the bs… Go ahead and lose the top.

  • joeshmo447

    Do I look like Harry styles or what?

    ……STFU

  • rriddle

    Oh, hey, babe.
    Is this important? I’m right in the middle of porn.

  • bonerghost

    Yeah….just turn your computer to the side, then I will jump when you turn it back and I see a weird kid shadow behind you!

  • daruckus

    Umm, I can tell you’re jerking off.

  • daruckus

    Your creepy smile isn’t going to save this movie, Ben!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cschuld1 Carter Schuld

    Hey babe, can I talk to your hot ghost friend again?

  • daruckus

    Did you see me undress?!

    I didn’t this time. I swear!

  • ill_mindedd

    ” i dont think this movie will be better then the third one”

  • http://www.facebook.com/cschuld1 Carter Schuld

    Ghosts? Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!

  • daruckus

    Did you watch me get dressed?!

    Not this time. I swear!

  • ill_mindedd

    “im just waiting for katie to come over.”

  • ill_mindedd

    “skype keeps lagging and i keep seeing ghost, wanna oovoo ?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/cschuld1 Carter Schuld

    Sorry babe. I was busy watching PA3…

  • Joey_Redballs

    Your dad said “No Sexting”. He didn’t say anything about webcams.

  • ill_mindedd

    “do you think ill have a cameo in paranormal activity 5?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/cschuld1 Carter Schuld

    Oh I’m sorry? We’re you expecting this to be good?

  • Joey_Redballs

    Hey! Wanna see my peach fuzz?

  • daruckus

    Does that program you installed give you full access to my pc’s camera?

    Ummm, no…

  • ill_mindedd

    i hope my comments even get read lol

  • ill_mindedd

    “its ok, katie will be in the next movie too.”

  • ill_mindedd

    “twerk for me white girl”

  • ill_mindedd

    “my agent said it was either paranormal activity 4 or silent hill revelation”

  • daruckus

    What are you doing?

    Uh, just… scratching my thigh.

  • daruckus

    What are you doing, Ben?

    Uh, just… scratching my thigh.

  • daruckus

    There’s a demon in my house and all you want is sex!

  • daruckus

    No, I DON’T want to cyber!

  • daruckus

    I know you just farted because you’re making that stupid face again!

  • daruckus

    I didn’t join chat to you to see you light farts!

  • daruckus

    I know that look…

    You just ripped one!

  • Tkhoeum

    “It only counts if u see nipples.”

  • Tkhoeum

    “Flash me before Katie pops up and kill us.”

  • alienxphile

    OMG, like LOL, like WTF, like TTYL, like :D

  • alienxphile

    A date? I thought you were one of those Justin Bieber lesbians.

  • alienxphile

    - I’m feeling jovial today.
    - Oh I’m feeling especially jovial! You know, being a TEENAGER and all.

  • GoreFaceSupreme

    Caught fappin. . . .

    By sister!

  • ompmpm

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the ‘other side’!

  • Bkhong

    HAHA, you look like a gopher.

  • Bkhong

    You said ‘penis’.

  • Bkhong

    Demons aren’t the only things entering your body tonight.

  • dtechie

    Girl: Are you playing with yourself?
    Boy: heehe yeah.

  • mairsil

    Mormon Chat? Hi, I have a question about magnets…

  • mairsil

    A/S/L?

  • mairsil

    Wait, weren’t you that cop in Heroes?

  • mairsil

    Hold on, someone named Toby wants to friend me.

  • mairsil

    They’re heerreee…

  • mairsil

    I love it when you do your Nosferatu impression!

  • Highpursuits

    Hey, people came to see this crap.

  • Highpursuits

    Wait tell everyone sees the shitty ending.

  • Highpursuits

    So do you think it’s Manti Te’o girlfriend?

  • Highpursuits

    Hey, Manti Te’os girlfriend is behind you.

  • macoy006

    Your mom’s a MILF
    Shhh…I know

  • ThunderDragoon

    “If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against the screen?”

  • ThunderDragoon

    “Shit, not this fat kid again. Next.”

  • ThunderDragoon

    “You gots a purty mouth.”

  • ThunderDragoon

    “Hey, make your beaver face again.”

  • Evan3

    “Eminem and Kim… the Early Years.”

  • ThunderDragoon

    “I can hear your parents having sex. Open their door and let me see.”

  • Evan3

    “Found footage is so lame… Right? Right?!”

  • BornVillian

    They think its ghost….that’s why I’m the greatest magician ever!

  • BornVillian

    Looks like there is going to be six more weeks of winter

  • BornVillian

    You know a movie series sucks when we’re in it.

  • KnightOfTears

    I’ll be rich after this movie. Can I see your boobs then?

  • KnightOfTears

    I showed your mom Big Ben…you wanna see it too?

  • darkscarecrow

    I told you to quite picking at that on your arm!

  • darkscarecrow

    By the way, you haven’t seen V/H/S have you?

  • darkscarecrow

    I think my apartment is haunted…….Nah your just skitzo!

  • darkscarecrow

    I hacked into your computer….Who the hell is Emily?

  • darkscarecrow

    I told you ghost’s don’t exist……Now aliens, I’m not so sure about. Still yet you have nothing to worry about!

  • eddieshapleigh

    Ben – “Too bad your not here to crack my neck for me babe”

    Alex – “just wait a few minutes…”

  • Hooga-Chocka

    You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Nrreeeeeeh!

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Oh, with your pinky? That’s kinda weird, but alright!

  • Hooga-Chocka

    “It actually doesn’t taste like horse at all, and it’s FDA approved!”

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: “You poked a hole in the what, and now your huh?”

    Alex: “…”

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: “Hey, pull my finger!”
    Alex: “You’re on a web cam…”
    Ben: “Oop, too late I sharted.”

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: “Was your Brother adopted?”

    Alex: “…Huh?”

    Ben: “Fuck it. No one will notice the plot hole.”

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: “Spell I-Cup…”
    Alex: “…”
    Ben: “Uppity bitch…”

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: We Should go on “Catfish”!
    Alex: No, I don’t think I’d like that.
    Ben: SLUT!!!

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: “Date you? No way. Then I wouldn’t be able to sing “99 Problems” from my heart anymore.”

    Alex: “…”

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: “They made the taco shell from Doritos! YOLO!”

    Alex: “I hope you die” *CLICK*

    Ben: “‘the fuck?”

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: “After Gigli, she’s not as hot. Wait, what were we talking about again?”

    Alex: “My heavy periods.”

    Ben: “Oh… uh… Ghost! Behind you!!”

  • Osc89

    Recording these chats will pay off eventually…

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: I can’t wait to be in Paranormal Activity 5!

    Alex: …uhhh…

    Ben: What?

    *SNAP*

  • Osc89

    They are in your house, I swear! Leave the camera on, I’ll keep watch…

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Alex: Are you okay?!?

    Ben: Yeah. Turns out the ghost’s name is Lenny. He thought I was a puppy.

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: “Wow. So, 37 huh?

    Alex: “Yup…37…”

    Ben: “Wow. At the same time?”

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: Peekaboo, I see you!
    Alex: You’re creeping me out…
    Ben: Shhh…Sleep. Sleeeep… God, I’m lonely.

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: “Then I said NO SOUP FOR YOU!”

    Alex: “WTF are you talking about?”

    Ben: “I seen your mom naked, that’s what.”

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: Sorry
    Alex: For what?
    Ben: I just watched you poop. You’re a grunter huh?
    Alex: … *Click*

  • ill_mindedd

    “hey alex, the next movie will be called “paranormal activity 5 : micha returns”

  • Schmageggey

    Girl: Are you high right now?
    Guy: Yeah high, I’m dude right now.

  • Schmageggey

    Girl: Did you just fart?
    Guy: YeAH, it’s shame you can’t smell this.

  • Highpursuits

    Dude, your head is so small.

  • MadJester

    Damnit! I hate chat roulette, everytime I turn it on all I end up with is dick after dick

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Hey! The tail on your Kit-Cat clock just stopped swinging!

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Yea really! Some lame ass nipple joke won last week.

    • Palkotaz

      nice one

  • Googopqp

    Doesn’t matter had sex

  • Googopqp

    Then we started chattin’ and I…….Jizzed in my pants

  • Googopqp

    Flash me……..a really nice smile

  • Googopqp

    So then I said YOLO and they all clapped…….Does it look like I give a shit?

  • Googopqp

    Hey, can I see the famous ping pong ball trick?

  • Googopqp

    At least you’re not a naked guy jacking off

  • Googopqp

    I know I shouldn’t have…..but I just got a boner

  • Googopqp

    Wait, are you about to eat your tampon?

  • FahKauffBono

    Been talking to a transgender woman this whole time.

    CATFISHED!

  • FahKauffBono

    How to seduce a high school girl…

    With Michael Ian Black

  • egaltt23

    “I see dead people…” “We’ll talk about it later. Do somethin’ fruity!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    well look at this.
    you are inside me for once!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    Lisa Kudrow Has Web Therapy.
    I Have Web Masterbation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    was that a ghost babe?
    nah i just farted smoke.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    Hey I Just Met You And This iS Craz……
    NO!

  • Lou

    Wow! You really do only have two teeth.

  • Lou

    The secret incestuous lives of Bobby and Cindy Brady.

  • Googopqp

    Seriously, just start masturbating…….the ghost will never come back

  • Chancepatrick

    I wouldn’t be smiling, Chris Hansen is right behind you.

  • mairsil

    This is going on Tosh.0 isn’t it?

  • Palkotaz

    You forgot to turn your camera off…

    I saw EVERYTHING

  • KnightOfTears

    Ben: Heh Heh, yeah, I did shit myself…want to see?!
    Alex: Jesus Ben! Go wash your ass!!!

  • Palkotaz

    Stay online a bit longer…
    I’m almost at the climax ;)

  • thalazy

    I’ll show you my penis if you show me yours.

  • danielthegod

    Tits or GTFO

  • danielthegod

    if the ghost get to see you undress, Why cant I?

  • danielthegod

    either you show me your tits now or ill just record em while you sleep

  • danielthegod

    come on its a found footage film
    least we can do is incorporate the found sex tape

  • wildgator25

    American Horror Story: eharmony

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
    Alex: Donkey Kong sucks…
    Ben: You know something? YOU SUCK!

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Alex: Wanna watch “2 Girls 1 Cup”?
    Ben: SURE! What is it?!?

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: We’re Bff’s Right?
    Alex: Yeah
    Ben: Good. Cuz I’ve been watching you pee.

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: Lol. You fart in your sleep…
    Alex: Those weren’t farts…

    Ben: …W-What???

  • Denseling

    -Babe, your hautness so haunts me day’n’night, makin’ me all sticky.
    -Eww! F*** you and your abnormal activities.
    -Ectoplasm, ectoplasm everywhere…

  • Chancepatrick

    What’s in the box?

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    Haha yeah I saw that guy with the monster dong back there

  • Chancepatrick

    Don’t worry babe…this is totally legal when we are BOTH jailbait.

  • Beezle2112

    Really, I am a vampire! That’s why I’m so shiny.

  • Beezle2112

    If that’s your ‘O’ face, no wonder you need to cyber.

  • Infect

    “My back door is open!”

    “That’s what she said.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    You want me to pan down to my trouser snake again?

    No.

  • miradotheblack

    “Wanna see something white and scary?”

    “I just ate so….I’m gonna go with no.”

  • miradotheblack

    “Hey, glad your not some creepy guy.”

    “Wish I could say the same.”

  • tangerineeee

    “heh heh, i mean c’mon, i’m a grower not a shower.”

  • Lou

    OMG!! Did you just LOL after I took my shirt off?

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    Oh man I just ripped ass!

    I know, I can smell it.

  • grayghost

    ~I just heard a disembodied voice say “loser”.
    ~Yeaaah, no. That was me.

  • grayghost

    ~”Damn it!, Once again I didn’t win the caption contest.
    ~”We could use a good neck snapping right about now.”
    ~”What do yo..::snap::
    ~Thanks, Toby.

  • Beanis

    Don’t be shy…go ahead and lick her box.

  • Beanis

    Catfish? Never heard of it.

  • Winter

    Is this a bad time to tell you I’m gay?

  • Winter

    Yo babe, you’ve got a para-abnormal boobs

  • Winter

    We’re just a paranormal teenagers…… hello?

  • HorrorMerk

    Girl: Wanna see my Bella face?

    Guy: HA!

  • HorrorMerk

    Girl: That last noise made me pee a little…

    Guy: HA HA HA!

  • HorrorMerk

    Guy: Hey Babe, I wanna show you something.

    Girl: Ummmm……….

  • HorrorMerk

    Guy: I skyped you to ask you if you’d be my girlfriend..

    Girl: Um.. I like being best friends….

    FRIENDZONED.

  • HorrorMerk

    Girl: I sawr film, as I recall it twas a horror film and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

  • TEDDYX

    Wanna know where my other hand is ?

  • Highpursuits

    Show me your “O” face!

  • Highpursuits

    Cane you belive they are doing a 5th one after this one?

  • mairsil

    Isn’t it nice to know that the police will release these videos so that millions of people can enjoy watching us die?

  • Hooga-Chocka

    For the last time Ben, Your Michael Cera impression is terrible…

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: Ghosts huh? I’m afraid we’re gonna have to install a shower cam right away…

  • grayghost

    So, if you put a catfish inside a box of cod it’ll keep them fresh…
    ..that’s sounds so hot.

    • grayghost

      So, You’re telling me if you put a catfish in with a crate of cod it’ll keep them fresh….
      …that sound so hot.

  • grayghost

    Can I put my catfish in your cod box?

  • grayghost

    Two feet off the bed Huh?!..i can get you off in the bed with four inches.

  • grayghost

    Rosetta Stone can’t teach you how to speak to girls.

  • alienxphile

    I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast.

  • alienxphile

    -Why do you think these things are happening to me?
    -I’ll show you my theory if you show me yours.

  • alienxphile

    Dude, when you find me dead, my corpse propped up staring lifelessly at the computer, just know that my last thoughts were of you and how I’d like to kill you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.henry.543 Ryan Henry

    Really, I’m billy corgan

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.henry.543 Ryan Henry

    Yes I was on Small Wonder…..wanna fuck?

  • Mr.Mirage

    You just farted! I HEARD IT!

  • playerplex

    I can’t find my pants

  • playerplex

    I’m Crestfully clean!

  • playerplex

    Do you think I should floss?

  • playerplex

    I just got my braces off today. Check me out.

  • playerplex

    Your mom’s under the computer desk right now.

  • mairsil

    At least our careers will die before we do.

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben:”Here’s my Number, so call me maybe!”

    Alex: *CLICK*

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: Lol. What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

    Alex: ‘The fuck?

    Ben: …

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: Yeap, it’s official…

    Alex: What is?

    Ben: I can’t trust my farts anymore.

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: so I said “My Little Pony” isn’t Just for girls, y’know?

    Alex: …

    Ben: Y’KNOW?!?

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: Yeah, It’s the coolest! You should try it!!

    CAKE FARTS

  • Hooga-Chocka

    Ben: I liked Jar Jar.

    Alex: *BLOCKED*

  • Beanis

    I’m creating a blog on how much I hated Paranormal Activity 4, you?

  • alienxphile

    . . . can a computer get herpes?

  • grayghost

    Is rubbing a computers mouse on you privates the same as bestiality

  • BloodyAdored

    I love how we both have shirts on…. but no pants on

  • krezmania

    “..Yeah the site is called 2 girls 1 cup, you should check it out”

  • DeadInHell

    I can’t wait until this contest expires so I don’t have to look at this idiot’s face anymore.

  • Aaron

    Him: “…if he got a million likes, his best friend said she’d have sex wi-”

    Her: “No, I wouldn’t want to risk our friendship”

    Him: “Ha.. ha.. ha.. me either, silly… *sigh*”

  • MrLoomis

    Him: Virgins always survive in horror…

    Her: Guess you’ll live forever.

  • MrLoomis

    Him: Told you I could type with no hands…

  • MrLoomis

    Him: Don’t worry, I always keep a spare keyboard just in case…

  • MrLoomis

    Mom said I can take the rubber sheets off my bed!

  • MrLoomis

    Mom lied! I didn’t go blind…

  • MrLoomis

    We can’t do that…Jesus is watching.

  • MrLoomis

    I wish Jesus Skyped.

  • MrLoomis

    I found your promise ring in the boys locker room today…

  • MrLoomis

    Him: When are you too old for Spiderman underpants?

  • MrLoomis

    If my face looks weird, it’s because I have dial-up.

  • Jontgore

    I thought you said hormonal activity!
    [Logs off]

  • Jontgore

    See that little X in the corner?
    I see shit, I’m clicking it!

  • rickdunn101

    “Well, the ghost that rape ME didn’t wear a condom.”

  • jesus242

    “Hey Alex, watch me do the Harlem Shuff-”

    “-I’m dumping you Ben.”

  • The-Demonic-Terror

    “Hey, if you’re feeling in the mood maybe I could strip for you.”

    “Yeah, good idea. It might scare away the demons.”

  • The-Demonic-Terror

    “A demon is terrorizing you, you say? Mind summoning it right now and re-enacting a scene from The Entity for me?”

  • MoreGoreFilms

    “So what’s that about you getting naked this time?”
    “Dude. My mom is over there getting my laundry…”