(CONTEST OVER) Video Game Caption Contest: We Have Boat Loads Of ‘Dead Space 3′ DLC Codes For You And Your Valentine!

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(The contest is over, make sure you check the WINNERS article to see if you won!)

What could be a better present to give your Valentine than Dead Space 3 DLC? That’s right, we have a LOT of codes for you to win. Here is how this contest will work. There will be 3 winners. One for the PC, one for the Playstation 3, and one for the Xbox 360. The winners will win double codes for SEVERAL different DLC packs. One set of codes for you, the other set for your Valentine. Head past the break for the rules, and PLEASE read them because they have changed a bit for this contest.

THIS ISN’T THE IMAGE YOU COMMENT ON, READ ON!

Rules:

1. We pick a screen from the game (or game related items) you can win. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now! ALSO make sure you state whether you want your codes for the PC, PLAYSTATION 3, or XBOX 360 ALONG WITH YOUR CAPTIONS! This is very important so I know who wants what codes!

3. Once the commenting has calmed down, I will pick the 3 best captions, and I will update the post stating that the contest is over. I will then do a new post with the winners captions on the photos where the winners will be announced!

THE IMAGE BELOW IS WHAT YOU MUST COMMENT ON! This image should bring about some incredible captions.

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  • eugaet

    “OK, fine, but I get to be the horsie next time!” XB360

  • rogXue

    Oppa Isaac Style!

    360, bot capacity and/or personality if possible

    Thanks for the chance!

  • wildgator25

    That is NOT how you do a Down Dog!

    Xbox 360

  • ActualSilverfox

    Isaac: Uhh Carver…?

    Carver: Forget about her fake eye man, ill “Make Us Whole”

    • ActualSilverfox

      Xbox 360

  • Aaron

    “It’s not rape, it’s a struggle snuggle” 360

  • Rawbtastic

    “I brought extra stasis packs to make this last forever.”
    Xbox

  • Rawbtastic

    “Kinect Co-op only available on Xbox 360.”
    Xbox

  • Rawbtastic

    “In Space no One can Hear You Scream”
    Xbox

  • Aaron

    “…I said, giddy-up.” 360

  • m1bayluv41510

    Call me Sheva one more time, i dare you!!

  • DastardlyDobbin

    “Don’t worry, I brought a large medpack this time.”

  • DastardlyDobbin

    PS3

  • DastardlyDobbin

    “Pretty bird, yeah, can you say pretty bird?” PS3

  • sinnerinvegas

    Isacc: Why is “from the makers of Paranormal Activity and Insidious” in every horror movie trailer!?! Why?!
    Carver: Its gonna be ok Isaac, we’ll get through this!
    PS3

  • downsouthtigger

    That poke in your back? Uhh I think its a necromorph, hold on Im…err I mean he’s almost done.

    Xbox please.

  • KingJamesRichard

    Carver: Squeal, boy! Squueeeeaaaal!
    Isaac: Weeeeeeee! Weeeeeeeeeee!
    (PS3)

  • downsouthtigger

    of all the times for my contact to pop out! Xbox

  • downsouthtigger

    Do we really have to do the Harlem Shake now?

    • downsouthtigger

      oh xbox sorry

  • KingJamesRichard

    Welcome to the new “Sprawl”!
    PS3

  • BornVillian

    I’ll never make a Superbowl bet again! xbox360

  • TEDDYX

    Right hand pulse rifle.
    Left hand med pack

  • chiram

    Saddle up, we’ve got a long ride ahead of us. PS3

  • chiram

    Whoops, I guess balls deep was going to far. PS3

  • rgold

    “Kiss My Converse”
    ps3

  • chiram

    Now this is how to use your Playstation Wand. PS3

  • Blood-Sicles

    “You sure do got a purdy mouth” ps3

  • Laugh Riot

    I didn’t expect that when starting hardcore mode….

  • rgold

    “Are you sure the gun is necessary for a simple rectal exam, doctor?”

  • ActualSilverfox

    Isaac: “Sing me soft Necro?”

    Carver: “Warm Necro, soft Necro, little ball of Huuurt”

    “Angry Necro, slicey Necro, Hurt Hurt Huuurt!”

    Xbox 360

  • rgold

    “Yeah, leap frog is awesome!!”

    • rgold

      ps3

  • Laugh Riot

    This parts just for men close the door!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Issac has no happy place … Not Anymore….

  • Laugh Riot

    Right Hand Green baby heheheheheh!!!

    Dammit Carver there’s no Twister mat and I’m not your wife snap out of it already!!!

  • Krea

    And now in Dead Space 3, not only can you design and make new guns using different parts, but also through a very intricate and explicit minigame you can fuse features of both Isaac and Carver to create Isaac Jr. Rated M for Mature ;)

    Xbox 360

  • ActualSilverfox

    Carver: “May I, Ass you a few questions!”

    Xbox 360

  • JRod365

    “I’m going to make you full Issac.”

    “Don’t you me whole?”

    “No…”

    Xbox 360

    • JRod365

      “I’m going to make you full Issac.”

      “Don’t you mean whole?”

      “No…”

      Xbox 360

  • Danz

    DLC for PC.

    Isaac to Carver:
    “Make us Whole”

  • Danz

    DLC for PC.

    Carver to Isaac
    “Stop moving, not even Nicole was that hard to ride.”

  • Danz

    DLC for PC.

    Carver to Isaac
    “That’s an action game now, get over it!”

  • kelkane99

    Aliens:Colonial Marines is so bad the embarrassed characters are trying to get into Dead Space 3.

    ps3

  • JRod365

    “Issac, I’m going to be the one to fill your dark soul with light!”

    xbox 360

  • bambi_lives8980

    Isaac: Nope, definitely not hallucinating this time… Carver: Okay, hit me with the stasis rigght… Now!

    • bambi_lives8980

      Ps3 sorry..

  • downsouthtigger

    “You want the xbox dlc? Well how bad do you want it?”
    xbox please

  • sfoo004

    Carver: “What do you mean, I’m not in dead space 4!”

    PS3

  • Hitch

    An ill-timed rappelling jump leaves our heroes stuck in a compromising position.

    PC

  • Fishstickuu

    “It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.” PS3.

  • JRisner

    See Dylan, daddy doesn’t hate you. He got you a pony!

    Xbox 360

  • SickAxe

    I know this is not the best time to ask, but do you swing? – PC

  • SickAxe

    I told you that all the stompin would hurt you in the end – PC

  • SickAxe

    Broken leg my ass, its my turn now! – PC

  • Raziel_cz

    Dead Space 3 – It’s not what it looks like.

    PC

  • SickAxe

    YOU DO LOVE ME! SAY IT!! SSAAYYY ITT!! – PC

  • SickAxe

    Ok maybe I overreacted but I told you this was my kitkat!

  • SickAxe

    its okay, there there, we do one more round but no pillow talk,,,,YOU GOT THAT!

  • SickAxe

    Ok maybe I overreacted but I told you this was my kitkat! – PC

    sry re-post

  • SickAxe

    its okay, there there, we do one more round but no pillow talk,,,,YOU GOT THAT! – PC

    Sry re-post

  • SickAxe

    Carver – Why do we fall?
    Isac – I really don´t wa…
    Carver – (Cocks gun) I SAID WHY DO WE FALL!?

    PC

  • SickAxe

    My suit is red
    you look blue
    how the hell did you get the flue

    PC

  • Hitch

    Microtransaction, my ass!

    PC

  • MindVortex

    “You said this was going to be co-ed Twister!”

    PC

  • MindVortex

    “If I get out of this, I swear I am DONE with Craigslist personal ads!”

    360

  • J-SiN

    Yes,I AM the guy that enters through the exit door.

    PS3

  • J-SiN

    One way or another, you’re gonna feel my hot lead.

    PS3

  • J-SiN

    In space, it gets lonely.

    PS3

  • J-SiN

    You’re gonna wish this giant leap was just one small step.

    PS3

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.turney.58 Joshua Turney

    This Valentine’s day, we here at Visceral Games remind you to use good judgment and protection, no one wants necro-crabs. 360

  • Saint_Sinner

    If you think this is my big gun… Wait until you see my other one.

    Xbox 360

  • ActualSilverfox

    Carver see’s Red

    Isaac looks Blue

    Just unlocked the Foam Gun & its going PEW PEW PEW!

    Xbox 360

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    What do you mean you never saw Brokeback Mountain? It’s a classic !

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    I don’t think this is what they meant by co-op…..360

  • Saint_Sinner

    Don’t ever tell me that my gun looks small!

    • Saint_Sinner

      oops! Xbox 360

  • Russian132

    I said squeal like a pig! So you better do it.

  • Saint_Sinner

    BOW CHICA WOW WOW……Xbox 30

    • Saint_Sinner

      grrrrr. xbox 360

  • Ultrazilla

    “Don’t worry, nobody will find out. And if they do, just say the Marker made us do it!”

    XBOX 360 or PS3…I have both!

  • Ultrazilla

    “Surrounded by so much death…make me feel ALIVE!”

    XBOX 360 or PS3

  • Hitch

    Carver, this is the last time you talk me into doing Somatic “Gell-o” shots.

    • Hitch

      PC

  • Hitch

    These push-ups were a lot more impressive in zero gravity.

    PC

  • Sick_skwerl

    Don’t tell anyone, or you’ll get in trouble too.
    PS3

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    Tell me again, what you would do for a klondyke bar? 360

  • Lou

    Oh God, I hope he’s shooting blanks!