Here’s Every Horrifying Way Lara Croft Can Die In ‘Tomb Raider’

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Crystal Dynamics’ outstanding reboot of the Tomb Raider series is possibly the best one yet. It’s also the most gruesome. Machinima has collected 35 brutal ways Lara Croft can die in the game and combined them all into a single video, for your viewing pleasure. You sicko. Check them out after the break.

My favorite? Obviously death by bush. That’s how I want to go out. I’m ashamed to admit I had to watch at least thirty of these awful ways to die during my playthrough. Yeah, I died a lot. Damn QTEs.

Tomb Raider is available now on the Xbox 360, PS3 and PC.

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  • doomas10

    That game was awesome. AM I the only that actually felt the killings were so brutal that I didn’t want to lose to any set piece…just to avoid watching these horrible deaths. At the end I prevailed! Oh yeah!

  • Kwonkicker

    I just came…..

  • Trioxin83

    I really loved this game and can’t wait for the next entry. The visuals alone were worth playing it.

  • Ravinus

    I’m impressed Lara Croft can scream after getting her throat crushed by a wolf.

  • ChelseaGoneAwry

    Hahah! “Surprise!” is seriously the best.

  • Introverted Surd

    I liked the jumping on a mine.
    jumps two times “Ha, it won’t work”
    Jumps again and it explodes “Holy shit!”