Dimension Releases "Super Lame" Version Of 'Scary Movie 5' Poster; Pimps Newly Added Spoofs... - Bloody Disgusting!

Dimension Releases “Super Lame” Version Of ‘Scary Movie 5’ Poster; Pimps Newly Added Spoofs…


The entire internet began piling up on Scary Movie 5 after the incredibly lame new trailer (below) was released last week. According to critics, it looked as if Dimension Films did a bunch of reshoots to cram in spoofs of newer films arriving this year. And it appears they’re correct. A new synopsis promises that you’ll see bad pop culture jokes blended with references to Paranormal Activity, Mama, Sinister, Evil Dead, Inception and Black Swan when it hits theaters on April 12.

But the bizarre story here is that Dimension has just supplied us with a “new” one-sheet, which I’ve personally dubbed the “super friggin’ lame poster.” It’s the exact same one as previously released only all of the “cool”, if you can even call it that, has been removed. Snoop Dog now blows smoke over the creatures face, Charlie Sheen’s hilarious (not really) ghost boner is gone, Katrina Bowden looks less scary, as does Sarah Hyland. Huge fail here, but I guess this was to appease the dreaded MPAA?

Scary Movie 5 is directed by Malcolm Lee who teamed up and worked side by side with comedy director David Zucker. It features pop culture stars Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Simon Rex, Jerry O’Connell, Sarah Hyland, Katrina Bowden, Tyler Posey, Shad Moss aka Bow Wow, Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear, Mac Miller and Mike Tyson.

In the film, “Snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody (Tisdale), a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra (Ash) are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry (Shannon), gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

New, clean poster pictured left.

  • Kroork

    The scary movies have been awful since the 3rd one. This is no exception. Looks horrendous !

    • BeautifulDisaster

      I’m with you there. I really can’t believe they’re still cranking this crap out.

    • VersaVulture

      I LOVED the first two and the 3rd is a guilty pleasure. Scary Movie 4 was complete crap and when I didn’t think that it could get worse… part 5 somehow accomplished that!

  • DeathValzer

    I cannot believe how shitty and careless this looks. They completely killed the series.

  • Jasonicus

    Why do people waste their money on shit like this? Not original and lame. Folks, use your heads and stop paying for mediocre satire.

  • Aaron Emery

    The first 2 (and some of the 3rd) were comedy gold! The 4th did have some funny parts but not many. This looks awful, like NO effort at all. When this was announced I thought “it’s been a while since the last, maybe this could turn out okay” then the trailer happened.
    With this and ‘A Haunted House’ it’s like nobody even tried. Who the fuck feels this is worthy of the money it cost to make?

  • ill_mindedd

    i loved he first two, mainly cause the wayans brothers had alot to do with the first couple films. but after that these just movies have just gotten worse and worse, and this one dosent even have anna faris in it. heres a HINT : if the orginal cast has declined to be in the squal. . . then DONT make the fucking sequal!!

  • HorrorManiac666

    I liked A Haunted House but this just looks awful.

  • I’m now ready to kill these black brothers. No intention to be a racist, I just want to kill them for making these kinds of crap. -_- (The first two are exceptions)

    • Okay, I just sounded a bit too racist in this one. Pardon me, I’m just tired of these spoof films. -_-

  • Catastrophe

    No Anna Faris, no interest. That being said, she probably made the right decision not coming back to the series. These stopped being funny after the third one (although the fourth did have its moments). This one just looks stupid.