What If McDonald’s Had Happy Meals For ‘Hellraiser,’ ‘Elm Street,’ ‘Scream,’ ‘Aliens,’ ‘Evil Dead,’ or ‘F13th’?!

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Originally published on August 13, 2013.

Newt Clements is my horror hero of the year for creating a Pinterest account jam-packed with the greatest “what if” art of 2013.

You see, Newt apparently likes McDonald’s Happy Meals as much as I did growing up. His focus is solely on creating imaginary Happy Meals that include characters from the greatest films of all time.

Included in his gallery are imaginary Happy Meals for Aliens, Hellraiser, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, Demons, The Ring, Evil Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Bride of Frankenstein, Hostel, Piranha, Carrie, Jaws, Friday the 13th and many, many more (even TV like “The Walking Dead” and “Twin Peaks”).

Check out tons more here!

 
  • Sick_skwerl

    That is magnificent. I miss the old school cardboard Happy Meals…

  • Joey_Redballs

    The toys are too cool for a Happy Meal. They have to shittier like a Friday the 13th popsicle mold or a barely recognizable Freddy that transforms into McDonald’s fries.

  • Joey_Redballs

    How about a Pinhead toy where you push down a suction cup spring, then it pops up and falls over?

  • WilloftheDead

    This is simply amazing. Made me laugh for a good minute.

  • ThunderDragoon

    I’d actually go to McDonald’s if they sold stuff like this lol.

    • BlacKat1017

      Me, too. I think it would be cool if the Hellraiser one came with the cube that you could play with.

  • flesheater24

    HOLY>FUCK> Please god let this happen as some retro horror day for MC-D’S for holloween please please please. This’ll be such a kick ass limit awesome thing I would kill for these.

  • lolivares94

    The hell with McDonald’s somebody should just sell these. They are awesome

  • Flashjordan

    Kinda feel that they missed a beat by not having one for seven.

  • Ravinus

    They would come with a free action figure already being price gauged on amazon.com? Count me in. Bummer if you get the piranha though.

  • brewers_rule

    Enter politician with “My God, won’t someone think of the children” as they’d close around this to ban it.

    • Grimphantom

      CAN YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! lol reminds me of the Simpsons XD.

    • James Allard

      I’d be there with my grandkids… “wave at the cameras, kids, and show them the horror face!!”

  • http://moviepilot.com/desolateearth K. Lee Adams

    It would take stuff like this for me to even consider eating McDonald’s again, lol.

  • http://Voorhees83 Voorhees83

    I’d get fat really fast.

    • James Allard

      I would have to add the suffix “-er” after “fat” and pop in a second “t.”

      Fatter me, and damned fast.

      • Gjk2012

        They should of added the Stephen King movie Thinner to this lol.

  • J Jett

    that’s awesome! i’d buy every one!

  • EmPleH

    Love the box art for Evil Dead. They should find a way to put this out every year around halloween just like they do with the monopoly. I’d be down to buy it.

  • Grimphantom

    If parents made a big fuzz on the Batman Returns Happy Meal, with this they freak out XD

  • ThunderDragoon

    If only this were real.

  • astronauta69

    that’s fucking awesome

  • Tigernan Quinn

    This is why ideas like this are best left to Cracked – it’s a bit more than putting scenes from the movie on a box, innit?

  • Ryan

    Those happy meals make me happy

  • Chelsea Gouin

    McDonald’s should totally do this! I mean, not for kiddies, but around Halloween, they could offer “adult” Happy Meals. Would totally buy!

    • James Allard

      I am going along with you on this one, totally had me stoked until I realized that it is merely “what if…” If it was offered, I would eat there at least once a day (or more) until I had the whole set.

  • Canucklehead

    Wouldn’t work as there is nothing scarier than the food at McDonalds

  • Victor

    Seriously like how can u make a Jason, freddy and leatherface but not Michael Myers. Thats just stupid???? He should’ve been one of the first one’s.

  • OceanSlaughter

    If there was a “Teeth” version, it would be a 12pc of chicken dicknuggets!

    • The Truth

      They are actually at Burger King right now. They are called Chicken Fries.

  • HoneyTree EvilEye

    Wish they still actually did Happy Meals right. They stopped caring a long time ago, do they even make them at all? I can’t remember the last time I saw them advertising toys or a movie tie in. Love watching old Halloween McDonald’s commercials where they still cared to advertise, especially the ghost, pumpkin, and bat tubs the Happy Meal’s came in.