Okay, yes, I’m a little late with this. Better late than never, right? In this (fairly) new episode of our epicAlan Wake playthrough, David and I come across people who have been consumed by darkness, causing them to hunt me — or rather, Mr. Wake — through a forest that’s simply brimming with trees. We talk a lot, even over the cinematics, because we share much in common with the rude kids at the theater who use their outdoor voices during a movie. I hate those people and I’m sure you do too. You should consider being vocal about your hate in the comments.
In related news, I just found out you can revive a drowned fly by pouring salt on it! Today’s full of miracles!