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Bateman Skincare is an Actual Product Line Inspired by ‘American Psycho’

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser.”

Whether or not Patrick Bateman is actually a sadistic serial killer or merely a twisted dude with sick fantasies may be up for debate, but what we can all agree on is that Bateman has an impeccable skin care regime. Simply put, he’s a beautiful man. And whether you’re a man or a woman, you probably aspire to be as beautiful as he. I mean come on. Those abs. That smooth skin.

While you’ll have to work your ass off to acquire Bateman’s physique, making your skin look as good as his is a little bit easier. And thanks to the folks behind Bateman Skincare, it’s as easy as spending a few bucks and following some simple directions. The brand new company has taken “aesthetic cues from American Psycho and filtered them into a high quality sophisticated aesthetic for the beauty industry.” Layman’s terms? They made an American Psycho-inspired skincare line.

I’ll allow them to explain:

We move through life feeling like outsiders, like we don’t belong but at some point we all find what is best suited for us. Every drop of Bateman Skincare enhances your life with a sharp and detail oriented aesthetic that maintains an ethical stance. Bateman Skincare’s range of unisex products balance our youthful spirits with an equally vibrant exterior. An extensive infusion of Hyaluronic Acid in our creams and serums stimulates our body’s natural oil free moisturizer and anti-ager which diminishes as we age.

Bateman Skincare products may not be able to solve the world’s problems, but they will help you with your inner self and create a safe place for you to tackle the day appropriately without needing affirmation from anyone but yourself.

Currently available through the line are three different products: Rose Hip + Seaweed Facial Cleanser, Daily Hyaluronic Cream, and Daily Hyaluronic Serum. The three products can be purchased separately or together in a limited “RIP 2016” attache, the latter of which also comes with a Zinc + Clay Mask, Herbal Balancing Toner, and even two special American Psycho pins.

Head over to Bateman Skincare before your mask of sanity slips away.

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COMMENTS

5 Comments
  • Someone will probably use this skin cream, go out and kill people, and then try to claim that Bateman water activated skin gel told them to do it…

    • Saturn

      Nah, I’ll claim it was something in the water…..

      I mean, that’s what I reckon “they” will say.

      Nothing to see here folks, move along….

  • “Whether or not Patrick Bateman is actually a sadistic serial killer or merely a twisted dude with sick fantasies may be up for debate…” You never read the book, you dick! That’s blasphemous!

    • John Squires

      Talking about the movie here 😉

  • REC03

    that opening scene with his daily regimen never fails to make me laugh and make me a bit jealous. what wonderful looking products!

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