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Take Out Your Frustrations On These Horror Icon Pinatas
Who’s ready to have the coolest birthday party ever?
When I was a kid, all I wanted was to grow up. I couldn’t wait to have my own place, my own money, and most importantly, I couldn’t wait to have the freedom to order pizza delivery whenever the hell I wanted to. But now that I am grown up (at least that’s what people tell me…), all I really want is to be a kid again. Because in hindsight, being a kid was pretty damn awesome.
Remember pinatas, for example? Those goofy, shitty-looking decorations that you’d beat up with a wiffle ball bat, hopeful that you’d swing hard enough to make candy pour out all over the ground? Now those were the days, my friends. And if you’re looking to get back in touch with the sheer joy of beating up your favorite pop culture icons, we’ve got just the thing for you.
Introducing HORROR ICON PINATAS!
The handiwork of Etsy seller HangMeOfficial, these pinatas are ready for stuffing with your favorite candy, and they depict iconic heroes and villains like Ash Williams, Leatherface, Pennywise, Chucky, and Freddy Krueger. There’s even a clever one of a near-death Glenn from “The Walking Dead,” which comes with your own version of Lucille to beat him with. Now that’s just sick!
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McDonald’s No-Clips Out of Reality with Unexpected ‘Backrooms’ Short Movie
The best part about engaging with collaborative genre fiction on the internet is that anyone can get in on the action, with worldwide accessibility often resulting in absurd story beats that wouldn’t be possible if any single person was responsible for the entire narrative. And while Kane Parsons’ Backrooms film is definitely the young filmmaker’s own unique take on the infamous creepypasta, it’s fun to see other creators join the Backrooms sandbox now that the big screen adaptation is getting ready for a record-shattering opening weekend.
As if cleverly timed releases like Puppet Combo’s The Backrooms game weren’t enough (not to mention that Scary Movie poster poking fun at Parsons’ flick), McDonald’s official social media accounts have now released an analog horror video of their own celebrating the liminal terrors of the McRooms – complete with a familiar purple surprise at the end of the footage.
While it’s funny enough to see the world’s most recognizable Fast Food giant engage with internet-borne Found Footage thrills seemingly out of the blue, the video is actually referencing a long-running gag among the Backrooms fandom where creators jokingly talk about there being a fully functional McDonald’s restaurant hidden somewhere in level 0 of the infamous liminal labyrinth.
Now, would it be too much to hope for a moist-carpet-flavored McShake to tie in with the film?
Backrooms is now playing only in theaters from A24.

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