It’s time for yet another volume of Ask Beefcake: Advice For Forlorn Lovers! The great Beefcake The Mighty has blessed two of you readers with his answers to your love and relationship issues. Care to learn from this man’s great advice and possibly ask him a question of your own? Then go forth past the jump and learn how YOU can become a great lover!
Let me get this off my chest right now: I hate PETA. Like, really hate them. They’re hypocrites and liars and I’m sick of hearing people talk about how glorious they are. That being said, I love me some GWAR and their hilarious promotional materials for just about any situation. Below is the first collaborative effort between GWAR and PETA2, entitled ‘Fight Humans, Not Dogs’. GWAR will be filming another such infomercial next month, so keep them peepers peeled!
Bloody-Disgusting is pleased to bring you the first edition of Ask Beefcake: Advice For Forlorn Lovers! In this column, YOU, the reader, submits a question regarding a problem you are having with your love life and GWARs mighty and terrifying bassist Beefcake will tell you how to remedy your situation. So check after the jump for three questions from your fellow Infected members and see how Beefcake suggests they tackle their issues, all in the name of love.
2010 was the first full year of Bloody-Disgusting Music and it’s been one hell of a ride. We’ve worked hard to bring you readers contests, exclusives, reviews, originals and more, all because of our love of music and horror. For me personally, I’ve gotten to hang out with some of the coolest musicians, listen to great albums and write about what I love. Because of all of this, here is a random list of personal favorites from this year in Bloody Disgusting Music.
GWAR’s Beefcake The Mighty and Bloody Disgusting Music have teamed up with a monthly exclusive that needs YOU, the readers, to join in on! GWAR, always known for their chaotic metal, blood soaked live shows and side-splitting humor, have now allowed Beefcake The Mighty to answer YOUR questions…about love. That’s right, Bloody Disgusting Music is proud to present ‘Ask Beefcake – Advice For Forlorn Lovers’! Here’s what we need from you readers for the first edition: Leave your question in the comments section below. Questions have to be posted by January 10th. The answers will then be posted shortly afterwards in the Music Section of BD. This is your chance to learn the ways of love from a true romantic.
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GWAR is nearly finished with the touring cycle for their latest album, ‘Bloody Pit Of Horror’. However, that doesn’t mean that it’s all work for the band. Sometimes, you just need to cut loose and bust out some dance moves on the Xbox Kinect. You can check out the ludicrous video HERE.
Dave Brockie, A.K.A. Oderus Urungus of GWAR, has just released his first book, ‘Whargoul’, on Amazon.com. Telling the tale of an undying creature that feeds on the carnage of war, Brockie originally began writing this story back in the late nineties, but was forced to rewrite it from memory when he lost the original manuscripts.
Break.com has a great video that shows the wonderful holiday spirit that GWAR wishes to share with everyday suburban America. Admittedly there are a few casualties along the way, but if there weren’t, would it truly be worthy of GWAR? Check the video below and let us know what Christmas songs you like to sing for your neighbors!
Bloody Disgusting has another exclusive audio interview for you, this time with the hilarious, yet horribly dangerous Oderus Urungus of GWAR. Coming to us from the current tour in support of ‘Bloody Pit of Horror’, we spoke how the tour is going, the Jimmy Fallon show appearance and how Oderus would like to sexually violate my dog. Yes, you read that correctly. Check after the jump for the exclusive interview!
Universal badasses GWAR will be hosting tonight’s edition of MTV Headbangers Ball, which you can watch at the wonderful hour of 3:00am. Alright night owls, pop some popcorn and kick back because Oderus Urungus and Beefcake The Mighty will be showing you some of their favorite metal videos as well as premiering their video for ‘Zombies, March!’ (which you can watch below). Sound like fun?
Revolver Magazine and GWAR bring you yet another track from the upcoming ‘Bloody Pit Of Horror’ album. You can check it out HERE. Singer Oderus Urungus had this to say about the track:
“This is it, the sickest and my personal favorite song on the album…in fact this masterpiece of macabre metal about the sickening connection between Cthulu and the Nazi Death-Camp Doctors is maybe the creepiest GWAR song ever! From the deathly depths of the endless sea comes the KZ NECROMANCER.”
Hey there everybody, just wanted to remind you all that GWAR will be appearing on the Jimmy Fallon show later tonight, so don’t miss it! This has the potential to be a very entertaining experience, doubly so if Oderus gets to expose his massive deformed wang to the unsuspecting viewers. GWAR will be playing their newest single, ‘Zombies, March!’, off their upcoming album ‘Bloody Pit Of Horror’, which comes out Nov. 9th.
GWAR has released a video for ‘Zombies, March!’ off the upcoming album, ‘Bloody Pit of Horror’, which is slated for a Nov. 9th release. The video was directed by Dave McKendry of Fangoria magazine and can be seen on the Fangoria website.
GWAR will be streaming their Oct. 31st concert from Rave/Eagle’s Club in Milwaukee, Wisconsin for your viewing pleasure! The stream will begin at 11pm EST and if you order now until the 30th, the cost is only $3.99. However, if you try and order it on the 31st, it’s a whopping $4.99, so you better order sooner rather than later! Think of what you could do with that dollar! Why, you could go to the local dollar store, get some cheap popcorn, and enjoy it while watching GWAR! You can order the stream HERE!
Listen up you infernal Earthlings! Bloody-Disgusting and GWAR have teamed up to bring you the exclusive premiere of ’Zombies, March!’, off the new album, ‘GWAR’s Bloody Pit Of Horrors’. After the jump, you can hear the song and let us know your thoughts. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Also, after the jump, you can check out the exclusive official album artwork premiere for ‘GWAR’s Bloody Pit Of Horrors’!
Gypsy punkers Gogol Bordello have released their video “Pala Tute” from their new album “Trans-Continental Hustle”. The album came out a few months ago via American Records and was produced by Rick Rubin (Slayer, Beastie Boys). The video is definitely well made and one of the coolest videos I’ve seen in a while. Enjoy!
So last week I had the distinct pleasure of catching up with the Oderus Urungus. Probably the greatest interview ever. GWAR is currently on a summer tour and if you have never gotten the pleasure of seeing them live now is the time. Definitely one of the best live acts ever and this tour is special considering it’s celebrating their 25th anniversary. Their newest album “Lust In Space” is currently availble through Metal Blade Records. Now go on and read past the break for my amazing encounter with Oderus.
So, instead of pummeling you guys with three small, separate stories, I figured I’d throw these three together to save you some time AND to get you some cool info! Read on to check out an interview with The Cult’s Johnny Tempesta, an article about GWAR’s Oderus Urungus, and lastly, a little blurb about the new Lazarus AD music video. Check it out after the jump! READ MORE
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