It’s time for yet another volume of Ask Beefcake: Advice For Forlorn Lovers! The great Beefcake The Mighty has blessed two of you readers with his answers to your love and relationship issues. Care to learn from this man’s great advice and possibly ask him a question of your own? Then go forth past the jump and learn how YOU can become a great lover!
Let me get this off my chest right now: I hate PETA. Like, really hate them. They’re hypocrites and liars and I’m sick of hearing people talk about how glorious they are. That being said, I love me some GWAR and their hilarious promotional materials for just about any situation. Below is the first collaborative effort between GWAR and PETA2, entitled ‘Fight Humans, Not Dogs’. GWAR will be filming another such infomercial next month, so keep them peepers peeled!
Bloody-Disgusting is pleased to bring you the first edition of Ask Beefcake: Advice For Forlorn Lovers! In this column, YOU, the reader, submits a question regarding a problem you are having with your love life and GWARs mighty and terrifying bassist Beefcake will tell you how to remedy your situation. So check after the jump for three questions from your fellow Infected members and see how Beefcake suggests they tackle their issues, all in the name of love.
2010 was the first full year of Bloody-Disgusting Music and it’s been one hell of a ride. We’ve worked hard to bring you readers contests, exclusives, reviews, originals and more, all because of our love of music and horror. For me personally, I’ve gotten to hang out with some of the coolest musicians, listen to great albums and write about what I love. Because of all of this, here is a random list of personal favorites from this year in Bloody Disgusting Music.
GWAR’s Beefcake The Mighty and Bloody Disgusting Music have teamed up with a monthly exclusive that needs YOU, the readers, to join in on! GWAR, always known for their chaotic metal, blood soaked live shows and side-splitting humor, have now allowed Beefcake The Mighty to answer YOUR questions…about love. That’s right, Bloody Disgusting Music is proud to present ‘Ask Beefcake – Advice For Forlorn Lovers’! Here’s what we need from you readers for the first edition: Leave your question in the comments section below. Questions have to be posted by January 10th. The answers will then be posted shortly afterwards in the Music Section of BD. This is your chance to learn the ways of love from a true romantic. READ MORE
GWAR is nearly finished with the touring cycle for their latest album, ‘Bloody Pit Of Horror’. However, that doesn’t mean that it’s all work for the band. Sometimes, you just need to cut loose and bust out some dance moves on the Xbox Kinect. You can check out the ludicrous video HERE.
Dave Brockie, A.K.A. Oderus Urungus of GWAR, has just released his first book, ‘Whargoul’, on Amazon.com. Telling the tale of an undying creature that feeds on the carnage of war, Brockie originally began writing this story back in the late nineties, but was forced to rewrite it from memory when he lost the original manuscripts.
Break.com has a great video that shows the wonderful holiday spirit that GWAR wishes to share with everyday suburban America. Admittedly there are a few casualties along the way, but if there weren’t, would it truly be worthy of GWAR? Check the video below and let us know what Christmas songs you like to sing for your neighbors!
GWAR has been under fire lately from the supporters and constituents of Sarah Palin, all because they simply rip her in half each night on their tour. Is that really so bad? Check out this video below of GWAR taking care of Sarah Palin at Harpo’s in Detroit, Michigan.
Here’s a response for Oderus Urungus: ”Is this what American politics has come to? We have killed every President since Reagan, regardless of party affiliation, and the proof of it is all over the net…but the right-wing tea bag numb-nuts are getting their knickers in a twist over somebody that doesn’t even hold office, and in fact left her office as Alaskan governor in order to concentrate on her reality show…and is this woman actually being considered as a potential president? Why does the agenda of the right require that America be viewed as a global laughing stock? Because between Wikileaks and the attention this idiot gets, that is exactly what you are…” scoffed Oderus.
“Besides, we don’t even kill her, just rip her in half, and honestly she seems to love it! Anything for attention, I suppose.”
Bloody Disgusting has another exclusive audio interview for you, this time with the hilarious, yet horribly dangerous Oderus Urungus of GWAR. Coming to us from the current tour in support of ‘Bloody Pit of Horror’, we spoke how the tour is going, the Jimmy Fallon show appearance and how Oderus would like to sexually violate my dog. Yes, you read that correctly. Check after the jump for the exclusive interview!
Also, make sure to check out our exclusive premiere of ‘Zombies, March!’ HERE. Also, check HERE for current tour dates.
Universal badasses GWAR will be hosting tonight’s edition of MTV Headbangers Ball, which you can watch at the wonderful hour of 3:00am. Alright night owls, pop some popcorn and kick back because Oderus Urungus and Beefcake The Mighty will be showing you some of their favorite metal videos as well as premiering their video for ‘Zombies, March!’ (which you can watch below). Sound like fun?
Revolver Magazine and GWAR bring you yet another track from the upcoming ‘Bloody Pit Of Horror’ album. You can check it out HERE. Singer Oderus Urungus had this to say about the track:
“This is it, the sickest and my personal favorite song on the album…in fact this masterpiece of macabre metal about the sickening connection between Cthulu and the Nazi Death-Camp Doctors is maybe the creepiest GWAR song ever! From the deathly depths of the endless sea comes the KZ NECROMANCER.”
Hey there everybody, just wanted to remind you all that GWAR will be appearing on the Jimmy Fallon show later tonight, so don’t miss it! This has the potential to be a very entertaining experience, doubly so if Oderus gets to expose his massive deformed wang to the unsuspecting viewers. GWAR will be playing their newest single, ‘Zombies, March!’, off their upcoming album ‘Bloody Pit Of Horror’, which comes out Nov. 9th.
GWAR has released a video for ‘Zombies, March!’ off the upcoming album, ‘Bloody Pit of Horror’, which is slated for a Nov. 9th release. The video was directed by Dave McKendry of Fangoria magazine and can be seen on the Fangoria website.
Quoth Lord Oderus, Master of Earth, “The metal warriors of GWAR are proud to present to the human race the first music video from our new album, “Bloody Pit of Horror”, directed by Dave McKendry of Fangoria magazine. The video tells the story of how when we tried to originally shoot this video, the unholy noise of our first single “Zombie’s March”, summoned the dead from their tombs, crash-scenes, and abortion clinics. They eventually ate the crew! Maybe not so great for MTV, but it makes bloody good fun…”
Pssh, seems like Fangoria is always one step behind, right guys? Guys? DAMMIT, I always get left behind!
GWAR will be streaming their Oct. 31st concert from Rave/Eagle’s Club in Milwaukee, Wisconsin for your viewing pleasure! The stream will begin at 11pm EST and if you order now until the 30th, the cost is only $3.99. However, if you try and order it on the 31st, it’s a whopping $4.99, so you better order sooner rather than later! Think of what you could do with that dollar! Why, you could go to the local dollar store, get some cheap popcorn, and enjoy it while watching GWAR! You can order the stream HERE!
Here’s a quote from Jizmak:
“For the first time ever, GWAR will play inside of a small box instead of on a stage. The new technology is confusing, but I’m sure it will brainwash all who watch it into mindless slaves of GWAR.”
GWAR has teamed up with MetalSucks to premiere a new song, ‘Sick and Twisted’, off of the upcoming album, ‘Bloody Pit Of Horror’. You can check out the new song by heading HERE as well as see post-Christmas tour dates (which you can also check after the jump). Don’t forget to also check out GWAR live on The Jimmy Fallon Show on October 28th at 12:35 EST.
When reached for comment about Metal Sucks premiering the new track “Sick and Twisted” and his thoughts on the song, GWAR’s heavily drugged up front thing had the following to say:
“This is a little ditty that pretty much sums up my feelings towards my own life and exposes my personal philosophy of complete shittiness. In this world of filth and hatred, pretty much everything is “Sick and Twisted.”
Lead singer Oderus Urungus commented on the new dates:
“More gigs? More sluts? Hoes? Drugs? Rock and roll? New York City? I’m in! But then I have to get straight back to Antarctica, I hear the local super-mutant-penguin population is out of control.”
Mutant overlords GWAR have finally made the leap from blood-soaked battlefields and wrecked concert halls to a realm every bit as violent and cutthroat – the realm of late night network TV. Yes, that’s right, your favorite group of fanatic furballs is set to appear on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on October 28th, playing “Zombie’s March!”, the first single from their new album “Bloody Pit of Horror”, out Nov. 9th on Metal Blade Records.
The announcement follows lead singer’s Oderus Urungus latest appearance on FOX News “Red Eye”, which was described as a “complete cock-up”, as he managed to botch just about every date he was suppose to plug.
“Well, it was my 13th time on the show-something bad was bound to happen”, said the hapless super-boob. “The correct dates are up somewhere! And I totally forgot to mention that we will be offering the entire human race the chance to see our Halloween show in Milwaukee, via the Internet…that’s right a pay per view first hand worldwide ringside seat to our sickest show of the year, and for a reasonable price as well.”
The first in-store appearance is slated for Sunday October 24th in Rochester, NY at The House Of Guitars located at 645 Titus Ave Rochester, NY 14617. The signing takes place from 3:00 PM – 4:00 PM. Fans who pre-order “Bloody Pit of Horror” at The House of Guitars, will receive the booklet from “The Bloody Pit of Horror” to have signed by the members of GWAR. Fans that pre-order the album will be granted priority line access. For more information please call 585-544-9928.
The second in-store is set for Halloween in Milwaukee, WI at The Exclusive Company’s “Haus of Metal” located at 5026 S. 74th St. Greenfield, WI 53220. There will also be a costume contest held during this appearance, so be sure to come in costume or dressed as one of the members of GWAR for your chance to win tickets to see GWAR that night at The Rave and other prizes from GWAR and Metal Blade Records. The signing will take place from 5:00 PM – 6:00 PM. Fans that pre-order “Bloody Pit of Horror” will receive a copy of the booklet early to have signed by GWAR. Fans that pre-order the album will be granted priority line access. For more information please call 414-281-6644. As of press time more in store appearances are being scheduled, stay tuned to GWAR.net and MetalBlade.com for more info.
Don’t forget to check out our exclusive premiere of ‘Zombies, March!’ HERE!
GWAR’s crack addicted leader and warty front thing Oderus Urungus is ready to take to the streets of New York once again. In addition to his ongoing search for Earth’s best crack Oderus will be stopping at various media outlets in New York City to promote GWAR’s new record “Bloody Pit of Horror” which is out November 9th on Metal Blade Records.
The first stop of the day brings Oderus to AOL’s Noisecreep studios to record an episode of the Creep Show podcast, which will air at a later date on Noisecreep.com. Afterwards the putrid one will head over to Sirius/XM will he will once again dominate and take over the Jason Ellis show. After Oderus records what has become his annual Halloween Special for Sirius/XM’s Liquid Metal, your lord and master will set his sights on the Fox News Building.
Tonight at 3 AM Eastern/Midnight Pacific, Interplanetary Correspondent Oderus Urungus will make his orgasm-inducing, record breaking 13th appearance on Fox News Red Eye. What will your lord and master be speaking about this time around? Will he reveal mind numbing news? Will he talk about the upcoming record and tour which kicks off this weekend, or will he pass out live on air in a crack induced stupor? Tune in to Fox News Red Eye tonight and find out.
Check out the exclusive stream of ‘Zombies, March!’ right HERE!
Listen up you infernal Earthlings! Bloody-Disgusting and GWAR have teamed up to bring you the exclusive premiere of ’Zombies, March!’, off the new album, ‘GWAR’s Bloody Pit Of Horrors’. After the jump, you can hear the song and let us know your thoughts. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Also, after the jump, you can check out the exclusive official album artwork premiere for ‘GWAR’s Bloody Pit Of Horrors’!
Head throat thing Oderus Urungus muttered the following:
“Now it begins, the campaign of cosmic suffering that begins the second half of our super-cool 25th Anniversary of eternal hatred! There is no relenting in our assault, as soon as we got done touring “Lust in Space” we went straight into the studio and recorded our latest batch of metallic musings–where ever we go there are great deeds, and songs must be written to honor the slain…so we write a lot of material!”
GWAR’s latest masterpiece “GWAR’s Bloody Pit of Horror” will be in stores on November 9th, but you can pre-order your copy today from the official GWAR page on the Metal Blade Records website. The landing page includes all current tour dates, GWAR footage from BOTH Gwar.tv and MetalBlade.tv, and pre-orders for Bloody Pit of Horror on CD, a GWAR t-shirt, or the ultimate “Bloody Pit” package that includes the CD, the GWAR t-shirt, and a 12×12 autographed cover print!
Check after the jump for the song, the artwork AND tour dates!
The surviving inhabitants of Planet Earth breathed a collective sigh of relief as the halfway point of GWAR’s two-year long victory lap came and went with only vague reports of minor atrocities being committed in the name of the Universe’s most dangerous band. Speaking with a megaphone from a lofty parapet on the GWAR fortress, instead of proclaiming some cosmic doom, lead throat-thing Oderus Urungus took the opportunity to announce the release date of the new GWAR album, “GWAR’s Bloody Pit of Horror” (out Nov. 9th on Metal Blade Records), and more of the cities slated for destruction on the “Bloody Tour of Horror”, which begins Oct. 2nd in Baltimore, Md.
In a remarkably redundant statement, Oderus was quoted as saying “I hereby announce the release date of the new GWAR album, “GWAR’s Bloody Pit of Horror”, out Nov. 9th on Metal Blade Records, and more of the cities slated for destruction on the “Bloody Tour of Horror”, which begins Oct. 2nd in Baltimore, Maryland.”
The tour, their longest one yet, will take GWAR all over their usual stomping grounds in the U.S. and Canada, and will see the band travel across the Pacific to play their first shows in Australia and New Zealand as a part of the “No Sleep Til” tour. Tickets are on sale starting today HERE.
Gypsy punkers Gogol Bordello have released their video “Pala Tute” from their new album “Trans-Continental Hustle”. The album came out a few months ago via American Records and was produced by Rick Rubin (Slayer, Beastie Boys). The video is definitely well made and one of the coolest videos I’ve seen in a while. Enjoy!
Read past the break for the news on GWAR! READ MORE
So last week I had the distinct pleasure of catching up with the Oderus Urungus. Probably the greatest interview ever. GWAR is currently on a summer tour and if you have never gotten the pleasure of seeing them live now is the time. Definitely one of the best live acts ever and this tour is special considering it’s celebrating their 25th anniversary. Their newest album “Lust In Space” is currently availble through Metal Blade Records. Now go on and read past the break for my amazing encounter with Oderus.
Al-Jazeera today announced that renegade shock-rockers GWAR have recently and secretly returned to North America to begin the final preparations for a host of promo events and concert appearances in their continuing two-year long 25th Anniversary. After a lightening-quick four-month break spent in the band’s hulking south-pole fortress (“fighting penguins…” claimed GWAR front-thing ODERUS URUNGUS, “and working on a new album…”), the band reportedly made landfall late Wednesday evening, arriving in their signature bat-shaped helicopter at an undisclosed location.
In order to publicize their pressing agenda (and display the pressing of genitals), the band (GWAR) announced that on Friday, May 28th, at 10:00 p.m. E.S.T. ODERUS URUNGUS will hold an web-based press conference, which can be viewed at gwar.tv, where he is expected to mouth-off about the insignificance of humanity and make a long and complicated set of demands. Viewers will be able to ask Oderus questions through the chat room, and he might even answer some of them. You can also check out the press conference streaming at MetalBlade.tv!
So, instead of pummeling you guys with three small, separate stories, I figured I’d throw these three together to save you some time AND to get you some cool info! Read on to check out an interview with The Cult’s Johnny Tempesta, an article about GWAR’s Oderus Urungus, and lastly, a little blurb about the new Lazarus AD music video. Check it out after the jump! READ MORE