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‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’ Novelization Review – A Sick, Superb Twist on a Holiday Classic

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1984 was a good year for slashers. Not only did Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) claw his way onto the big screen for the first time, Jason Voorhees (Ted White) also burst through windows and slashed through teens in the franchise high Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. While Wes Craven was releasing his genre-defining classic A Nightmare on Elm Street, another iconic killer was crawling out of a snow-lined chimney. Charles E. Sellier Jr.’s Silent Night, Deadly Night treated audiences to Billy Chapman (Robert Brian Wilson), an ax-wielding mad-man dressed as a sinister Santa Claus. This exploitative film quickly sparked controversy from horrified parents worried that their children might glimpse the jolly gift-giver dishing out bloody punishment instead of holiday cheer. An avalanche of pearl-clutching soon followed, including angry letters and protests eventually resulting in Tri-star pulling the film after only a few weeks. Despite this chilly reaction, the film has since become a cult classic, beloved by horror fans fed up with the saccharine nature of the Yuletide season. 

Though their methods were infuriating, those censorious parents may have had a point. Silent Night, Deadly Night is indeed exploitative. Filled with gratuitous nudity and salacious violence, Sellier Jr. delights in defiling seasonal iconography and turns the most wonderful time of the year into a blood-splattered nightmare. Bookended by murderous Santas, the film also features a toy store massacre, a sledding decapitation, and an iconic sequence in which Billy impales genre legend Linnea Quigley on the antlers of a mounted deer head – not to mention Billy’s oft-repeated condemnation (“naughty”) that practically begs for an eggnog-laden drinking game.

The horror gaming outlet Stop the Killer is reviving this irreverent classic with an exclusive novelization penned by Armando Muñoz. Adding outlandish ornaments to this already twisted tree, Silent Night, Deadly Night is an even more audacious, gratuitous, and violent version of the original story filled with disturbing treats only hinted at in Sellier Jr.’s film. 

Before joining the doomed Chapman family on the road to Grampa’s house, Muñoz opens the novel with a bit of town history. Christmas Joy, Utah is a city designed as a holiday destination point and poor Billy must grow up in a year-round hell of Yuletide cheer. What should be a brief family visit unlocks a generational nightmare as Billy receives a shocking message from his ailing grandfather (Will Hare). Muñoz’s version of the story shows a catatonic old man who suddenly awakens to terrorize Billy with a lie about Santa’s sinister intentions, but Muñoz takes this perplexing scene and runs wild. His Grampa Chapman is a manipulative degenerate intent on ruining the holiday for his young grandson. This disgusting old man also delights in “honking” the breasts of passing women and instituting a secret reign of terror through the halls of his run-down nursing home. 

With a string of similar embellishments, Muñoz expertly weaves together the well-loved, but admittedly disparate elements of the original film. Not only do we get context for this disturbing outburst, we’re also treated to the details of the instigating Santa’s Christmas Eve crime spree. It seems Billy’s parents and that poor gas station clerk are not the only victims of his drunken rampage. We also learn more about Sister Margaret’s disquieting devotion to Billy, Denise’s habit of wandering around topless, and what Cindy does with the blood-stained box cutter she receives from Santa Billy. Each vignette more devious than the last, Muñoz takes twisted glee in uncovering the dark heart of this ostensibly joyful town. He begins with a faithful recap of onscreen events then piles on the horror, adding sadistic depravity to an already shocking story. 

Previously known for seasonal horror novels like Turkey Day, Turkey Kitchen, and a similar novelization of My Bloody Valentine, Muñoz thrills us with a bounty of additional side stories to fill out Sellier Jr.’s lean and mean narrative. This literary bag of goodies includes Billy’s ominous date with Pamela, Sister Margaret’s catastrophic attempt to secure psychiatric care for the traumatized orphan, the brutal massacre of some naughty carolers, and a bloody trip to the Adults Only section of a family video store. The latter feels like a love letter to ‘80s horror as one of the novel’s gruesome kills occurs opposite VHS copies of Friday the 13th, Prom Night, and Funeral Home. Every character gets their own backstory, from the police officer who finds little Billy next to his dead parents to the private lives of Mrs. Randall and Mr. Sims. Even the couple discovered fornicating at the orphanage become fleshed out human beings, adding sympathy to the brutal beating they receive in front of young Billy’s horrified eyes.

In addition to these devious scenes, Muñoz takes a minor character and spins her into the story’s true villain. Mother Superior (Lilyan Chauvin) is no longer a cross woman with outdated morality, but a cruel sadist who delights in torturing her charges and anyone else who crosses her path. She embraces Christmas only because she knows it causes Billy distress and does not limit her violence to orphans and young lovers. This Mother Superior has filed her nails to needle-sharp claws and enjoys piercing the flesh of anyone she deems deserving of punishment. Muñoz writes this wicked woman as nearly superhuman and gives us a cathartic explanation for her wheelchair use in later scenes. 

Part of the novelization’s genius is Muñoz’s ability to connect the dots between the Santa Claus who kills Billy’s parents, Mother Superior, and Santa Billy’s climactic rampage. No longer disparate strings of a fun, but ludicrous holiday slasher, Muñoz spins a tale of systemic abuse, sexual assault, and a child failed by the commercialization of Christmas. Billy may be the film’s iconic villain, but Muñoz offers a glimpse into his fracturing mind and provides an explanation for his Christmas Eve killing spree that goes far beyond the sight of naked breasts. Billy’s adoption of puritanical values is not only the logical conclusion to Mother Superior’s cruelty, but an ingenious condemnation of the parents who jumped to vilify the film in its original run. 

While Muñoz dips his toes into more serious commentary, he makes sure to deliver plenty of holiday-themed depravity. This novelization is every bit as gruesome, shocking, and sinister as Sellier Jr.’s original film – black humor filtered through a holiday lens. Lustful mothers hope Billy will sample their “cookies” under the Christmas tree, Santa Billy follows “The Star of Deathlahem” on his bloody mission, and Sister Margaret’s devotion to her favorite orphan must be read to be believed. No Christmas tradition is sacred and this shocking novelization is sure to become a seasonal staple for fans of hard-core holiday horror. With the newly announced novelization of J. Lee Thompson’s Happy Birthday to Me set to hit shelves in 2024, Muñoz is cementing himself as a master of seasonal horror and a cornerstone of the novelization sub-genre.

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‘Jaws 2’ – Diving into the Underrated Sequel’s Very Different Novelization

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It took nearly five decades for it to happen, but the tide has turned for Jaws 2. Not everyone has budged on this divisive sequel, but general opinion is certainly kinder, if not more merciful. Excusing a rehashed plot — critic Gene Siskel said the film had “the same story as the original, the same island, the same stupid mayor, the same police chief, the same script…” — Jaws 2 is rather fun when met on its own simple terms. However, less simple is the novelization; the film and its companion read are like oil and water. While both versions reach the same destination in the end, the novelization’s story makes far more waves before getting on with its man-versus-shark climax.

Jaws 2 is not labeled as much of a troubled production as its predecessor, but there were problems behind the scenes. Firing the director mid-stream surely counts as a big one; John D. Hancock was replaced with French filmmaker Jeannot Szwarc. Also, Jaws co-writer Carl Gottlieb returned to rewrite Howard Sackler’s script for the sequel, which had already been revised by Hancock’s wife, Dororthy Tristan. What the creative couple originally had in store for Jaws 2 was darker, much to the chagrin of Universal. Hence Hancock and Tristan’s departures. Hank Searls’ novelization states it is “based on a screenplay by Howard Sackler and Dorothy Tristan,” whereas in his book The Jaws Log, Gottlieb claims the “earlier Sackler material was the basis” for the tie-in. What’s more interesting is the “inspired by Peter Benchley’s Jaws” line on the novelization’s cover. This aspect is evident when Searls brings up Ellen’s affair with Hooper as well as Mayor Larry Vaughan’s connection to the mob. Both plot points are unique to Benchley’s novel.

The novelization gives a fair idea of what could have been Jaws 2 had Hancock stayed on as director. The book’s story does not come across as dark as fans have been led to believe, but it is more serious in tone — not to mention sinuous — than Szwarc’s film. A great difference early on is how Amity looks and feels a few years after the original shark attack (euphemized by locals as “The Troubles”). In the film, it seems as if everything, from the townsfolk to the economy, is unaffected by the tragedies of ‘75. Searls, on the other hand, paints Amity as a ghost town in progress. Tourism is down and money is hard to come by. The residents are visibly unhappy, with some more than others. Those who couldn’t sell off their properties and vacate during The Troubles are now left to deal with the aftermath.

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Image: As Martin Brody, Roy Scheider opens fire on the beach in Jaws 2.

It is said that Roy Scheider only came back to fulfill a three-picture deal with Universal (with Jaws 2 counting as two films) and to avoid having his character recast. Apparently, he was also not too pleased (or pleasant) after Szwarc signed on. Nevertheless, Scheider turned in an outstanding performance as the returning and now quietly anguished Martin Brody. Even in the film’s current form, there are still significant remnants of the chief’s psychological torment and pathos. Brody opening fire on what he thought to be the shark, as shocked beachgoers flee for their lives nearby, is an equally horrifying and sad moment in the film. 

In a candid interview coupled with Marvel’s illustrated adaptation of Jaws 2, Szwarc said he had posted the message “subtlety is the picture’s worst enemy” above the editor’s bench. So that particular beach scene and others are, indeed, not at all subtle, but neither are the actions of Brody’s literary counterpart. Such as, his pinning the recent deaths on Jepps, a vacationing cop from Flushing. The trigger-happy drunk’s actual crimes are breaking gun laws and killing noisy seals. Regardless, it’s easier for Brody to blame this annoying out-of-towner than conceive there being another great white in Amity. Those seals, by the way, would normally stay off the shore unless there was something driving them out of the ocean…

Brody’s suspicions about there being another shark surface early on in the film. For too long he is the only one who will even give the theory any serious thought, in fact. The gaslighting of Brody, be it intentional or otherwise, is frustrating, especially when considering the character is suffering from PTSD. It was the ‘70s though, so there was no intelligible name for what Brody was going through. Not yet, at least. Instead, the film delivers a compelling (and, yes, unsubtle) depiction of a person who, essentially, returned from war and watched a fellow soldier die before his very eyes. None of that trauma registers on the Martin Brody first shown in Jaws 2. Which, of course, was the result of studio interference. Even after all that effort to make an entertaining and not depressing sequel, the finished product still has its somber parts.

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Image: A page from Marvel’s illustrated adaptation of Jaws 2.

How Brody handles his internal turmoil in the novelization is different, largely because he is always thinking about the shark. Even before there is either an inkling or confirmation of the new one. It doesn’t help that his oldest son, Mike, hasn’t been the same since The Troubles. The boy has inherited his father’s fear of the ocean as well as developed his own. Being kept in the dark about the second shark is also detrimental to Brody’s psyche; the local druggist and photo developer could have alleviated that self-doubt had he told Brody what he found on the dead scuba diver’s undeveloped roll of film. Instead, Nate Starbuck kept this visual proof of the shark to himself. His reasons for doing so are connected to the other pressing subplot in the novelization.

While the film makes a relatively straight line for its ending, Searls takes various and lengthy detours along the way. The greatest would be the development of a casino to help stimulate the local economy and bring back tourists. Brody incriminating Jepps inadvertently lands him smack dab in the middle of the shady casino deal, which is being funded with mafia money. A notorious mob boss from Queens, Moscotti, puts a target on Brody’s head (and his family) so long as the chief refuses to drop the charges against Jepps. In the meantime, the navy gets mixed up in the Amity horror after one of their helicopters crashes in the bay and its pilots go missing. A lesser subplot is the baby seal, named Sammy by Brody’s other son Sean, who the Brodys take in after he was wounded by Jepps. Eventually, and as expected, all roads lead back to the shark.

In either telling of Jaws 2, the shark is a near unstoppable killing machine, although less of a mindless one in the novelization. The film suggests this shark is looking for payback — Searls’ adaptation of Jaws: The Revenge clarifies this with a supernatural explanation — yet in the book, the shark is acting on her maternal instinct. Pregnant with multiple pups, the voracious mother-to-be was, in fact, impregnated by the previous maneater of Amity. Her desire to now find her offspring a safe home includes a body count. And perhaps as a reflection of the times, the author turns the shark and other animals’ scenes into miniature wildlife studies; readers are treated to small bits of infotainment as the story switches to the perspective of not only the killer shark, but also the seals and a navy-trained dolphin. The novelization doesn’t hold back on the scientific details, however weird as it may sound at times. One line sure to grab everyone’s attention: “There, passive and supine, she had received both of his yard-long, salami-shaped claspers into her twin vents.”

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Image: Roy Scheider’s character, Martin Brody, measures the bitemark on the orca in Jaws 2.

Up until the third act, the novelization is hard to put down. That’s saying a lot, considering the overall shark action borders on underwhelming. There is, after all, more to the story here than a fish’s killing spree. Ultimately though, Szwarc’s Jaws 2 has the more satisfying finale. Steven Spielberg’s film benefitted from delaying the shark’s appearance, whereas the sequel’s director saw no need for mystery. The original film’s reveal was lightning in a bottle. So toward the end, Jaws 2 transforms into a cinematic theme park ride where imagination isn’t required. The slasher-at-sea scenario is at full throttle as the villain — wearing her facial burn like a killer would wear their mask — picks off teen chum and even a pesky helicopter. And that’s before a wiry, go-for-broke Brody fries up some great white in the sequel’s cathartic conclusion. That sort of over-the-top finisher is better seen than read.

It would be a shame to let this other version of Jaws 2 float out to sea and never be heard from again. On top of capturing the quotidian parts of Amity life and learning what makes Brody tick, Hank Searls drew up persuasive plot threads that make this novelization unlike anything in the film franchise. If the Jaws brand is ever resurrected for the screen, small or big, it wouldn’t hurt to revisit this shark tale for inspiration.

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Image: The cover of Hank Searls’ novelization for Jaws 2.

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