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Bad Habits: 7 of Horror’s Scariest Nuns Ahead of ‘Immaculate’

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Between The Nun II, Sister Death, Consecration, the upcoming The First Omen, and the newly released Immaculate, starring Sydney Sweeney, it’s safe to say that nuns are having a moment in horror. So often, fear thrives in the unlit nooks of the unknown, and for many of us, that includes those who dedicate themselves to religious orders. Shrouded in intrigue and literal fabric, the combo of unwavering religious devotion and rejection of various worldly pleasures makes nuns ripe for genre exploration. While nuns are certainly trending, this is by no means the first time horror has blessed us with terrifying tales featuring such religious women.

In Häxan (1922), possessed nuns mingle with witches as director Benjamin Christensen explores the connection between mental health and mass hysteria. With movies like Alucarda (1975), Ms. 45 (1981), and St. Agatha (2018), the subgenre of nunsploitation comes into play to further explore themes of religious and sexual oppression. This cyclical popularity of dark nun-centric stories speaks to our enduring fascination and fear of what unfolds behind convent walls. That, and just how eternally creepy nuns can be when lurking amongst the shadows.

Although the genre has certainly given us plenty to choose from, here are some of my picks for the most unnerving, scariest, and rosary-clutching-inducing nuns that horror offers before you head out to see Immaculate.


Sister Gertrude – Killer Nun (1979)

After undergoing major surgery to remove a brain tumor, Sister Gertrude (Anita Ekberg) returns to her work as a nurse in a Catholic hospital. Before long, Gertrude begins to suffer new symptoms that she is convinced mean that her tumor has returned. Ignored and brushed off by her doctors and Mother Superior, Gertrude turns to morphine and heroin to soothe her anxieties and pain. As Sister Gertrude’s bad habit begins to spiral into erratic behavior, patient abuse, paranoia and blackouts, an alarming increase in murders on hospital grounds also occurs. A wild and trippy tale until the very end, Sister Gertrude’s descent into drug-induced madness will undoubtedly stick with you.


Valak – The Conjuring 2 (2016), The Nun (2018), The Nun II (2023)

With three films now under her belt, it’s easy to forget that when James Wan first introduced Valak the Demon Nun to the world in The Conjuring 2, she began as a mere supporting character. That, and the fact that The Nun was only one initial presentation of the demon itself (the other being The Crooked Man). However, thanks to Bonnie Aarons’ performance and some classic Wan jump scares, Valak the Nun quickly evolved into something much larger than a one-off antagonist.

What makes Valak actually scary is less about the narratives surrounding her and more about how effectively the films she’s involved with make the absolute most out of her appearance. Featuring the traditional black and white high-contrast wardrobe, Valak is most effective when slowly materializing from the shadows or apparating unexpectedly from unlikely places. Cheap scares? Perhaps. But effective nonetheless. Further, coupled with her habit-attired physical shape, piercing eyes, and dramatically stark face, Valek becomes a haunting force that could never possibly be mistaken for innocuous.


Sister Jeanne – The Devils (1971)

Director Ken Russell’s bold and unrestrained adaptation of Aldous Huxley’s non-fiction book, The Devils of Loudun, is one of the most iconic (if not the most iconic) nunsploitation films ever. Starring Vanessa Redgrave as Sister Jeanne, The Devils recounts the dramatic semi-true 17th-century story of her incendiary accusations of witchcraft against the local priest, Urbain Grandier (Oliver Reed).

Initially fueled by sexual frustration, repression, and jealousy, Sister Jeanne’s actions kick-start a chain reaction that quickly spirals into violent and politically tinged mass hysteria. Fully aware of the power she wields, what makes Sister Jeanne genuinely scary is her lack of compassion and the pleasure she derives from Grandier’s very public downfall. Amplified by Russell’s striking visuals and the cast’s intentionally melodramatic performances, Sister Jeanne is a chilling example of how truly evil people can be.


The Nun – The Exorcist III (1990)

If one were to poll folks familiar with William Peter Blatty’s The Exorcist III and ask them what the most iconic moment in the film is, the moment with the nun would likely reign supreme. Despite existing on screen for mere seconds, the giant shear-wielding nun popping up behind the ill-fated nurse makes an indelible impression. As one of the greatest jump scares in horror history, this brief but potent moment proves there are, in fact, no small parts.


Mother Superior – Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

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When young Billy Chapman arrives at Mother Superior’s orphanage, it’s safe to say that his little brother Ricky is not the only baggage he walks through the door with. On top of his sick grandfather ruining Santa for him, Billy also witnessed the brutal murder of his parents by a guy dressed as Santa not long after.

While most human beings would be appalled by this series of events and attempt to have some sympathy for Billy come Christmas time, Mother Superior (Lilyan Chauvin) responds to Billy’s bad behavior with corporal punishment. Stacking trauma on top of more trauma, Mother Superior’s physical abuse compounds the serious issues percolating inside Billy’s young mind and, ultimately, sets him firmly on a path that leads to a bloody and truly punishing end.


Mother Vincenza – The Other Hell (1981)

A recurring narrative in many nun-horror and nunsploitation films involves nuns abandoning their faith and falling under Satan’s spell. Although this familiar story is indeed present in Bruno Mattei and Claudio Fragasso’s Italian nun classic, some shocking narrative choices and the incredibly theatrical performances place it in a category all its own. Even though there are many naughty nuns to choose from in the film, Mother Vincenza (Franca Stoppi) is undoubtedly the baddest of them all.

A mother in more than just title, years ago, Mother Vincenza renounced her faith and became pregnant with Satan’s child. After surviving a horrific murder attempt by another nun involving a pot of boiling water, the child is kept a secret by Mother Vincenza. Blessed with supernatural telekinetic powers, Mother Vincenza exploits her child and uses her powers to murder anyone who digs too deep into her secrets. Over the years, Mother Vincenza never regrets her decision to switch sides, and the results are deadly.


The Entire Island Full of Nuns – Dark Waters (1993)

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Haunted by gaps in her memory and her late father’s financial support of a mysterious island-set convent, Elizabeth (Louise Salter) sets out to get some answers. After arriving on the island, Elizabeth quickly discovers that the nuns are less than forthcoming with information. Worse yet, they are straight-up lying to her and make it impossible for Elizabeth to leave the island. Continuing to pull at what she knows are dangerous threads, Elizabeth uncovers the terrifying truth the nuns have been protecting deep in the excessively candlelit caves beneath the convent. Despite operating more as a unit than individuals, the nuns of Dark Waters have no problem crawling under the skin…and staying there.

Seeking more Blessed Baddies? Here are a few more nunsploitation movies featuring nuns behaving badly:

●  The Convent (2000)
●  Demonia (1990)
●  Agnes (2021)
●  Benedetta (2021)
●  Alucarda (1977)
●  The Demons (1973)


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What’s Wrong with My Baby!? Larry Cohen’s ‘It’s Alive’ at 50

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Soon after the New Hollywood generation took over the entertainment industry, they started having children. And more than any filmmakers that came before—they were terrified. Rosemary’s Baby (1968), The Exorcist (1973), The Omen (1976), Eraserhead (1977), The Brood (1979), The Shining (1980), Possession (1981), and many others all deal, at least in part, with the fears of becoming or being a parent. What if my child turns out to be a monster? is corrupted by some evil force? or turns out to be the fucking Antichrist? What if I screw them up somehow, or can’t help them, or even go insane and try to kill them? Horror has always been at its best when exploring relatable fears through extreme circumstances. A prime example of this is Larry Cohen’s 1974 monster-baby movie It’s Alive, which explores the not only the rollercoaster of emotions that any parent experiences when confronted with the difficulties of raising a child, but long-standing questions of who or what is at fault when something goes horribly wrong.

Cohen begins making his underlying points early in the film as Frank Davis (John P. Ryan) discusses the state of the world with a group of expectant fathers in a hospital waiting room. They discuss the “overabundance of lead” in foods and the environment, smog, and pesticides that only serve to produce roaches that are “bigger, stronger, and harder to kill.” Frank comments that this is “quite a world to bring a kid into.” This has long been a discussion point among people when trying to decide whether to have kids or not. I’ve had many conversations with friends who have said they feel it’s irresponsible to bring children into such a violent, broken, and dangerous world, and I certainly don’t begrudge them this. My wife and I did decide to have children but that doesn’t mean that it’s been easy.

Immediately following this scene comes It’s Alive’s most famous sequence in which Frank’s wife Lenore (Sharon Farrell) is the only person left alive in her delivery room, the doctors clawed and bitten to death by her mutant baby, which has escaped. “What does my baby look like!? What’s wrong with my baby!?” she screams as nurses wheel her frantically into a recovery room. The evening that had begun with such joy and excitement at the birth of their second child turned into a nightmare. This is tough for me to write, but on some level, I can relate to this whiplash of emotion. When my second child was born, they came about five weeks early. I’ll use the pronouns “they/them” for privacy reasons when referring to my kids. Our oldest was still very young and went to stay with my parents and we sped off to the hospital where my wife was taken into an operating room for an emergency c-section. I was able to carry our newborn into the NICU (natal intensive care unit) where I was assured that this was routine for all premature births. The nurses assured me there was nothing to worry about and the baby looked big and healthy. I headed to where my wife was taken to recover to grab a few winks assuming that everything was fine. Well, when I awoke, I headed back over to the NICU to find that my child was not where I left them. The nurse found me and told me that the baby’s lungs were underdeveloped, and they had to put them in a special room connected to oxygen tubes and wires to monitor their vitals.

It’s difficult to express the fear that overwhelmed me in those moments. Everything turned out okay, but it took a while and I’m convinced to this day that their anxiety struggles spring from these first weeks of life. As our children grew, we learned that two of the three were on the spectrum and that anxiety, depression, ADHD, and OCD were also playing a part in their lives. Parents, at least speaking for myself, can’t help but blame themselves for the struggles their children face. The “if only” questions creep in and easily overcome the voices that assure us that it really has nothing to do with us. In the film, Lenore says, “maybe it’s all the pills I’ve been taking that brought this on.” Frank muses aloud about how he used to think that Frankenstein was the monster, but when he got older realized he was the one that made the monster. The aptly named Frank is wondering if his baby’s mutation is his fault, if he created the monster that is terrorizing Los Angeles. I have made plenty of “if only” statements about myself over the years. “If only I hadn’t had to work so much, if only I had been around more when they were little.” Mothers may ask themselves, “did I have a drink, too much coffee, or a cigarette before I knew I was pregnant? Was I too stressed out during the pregnancy?” In other words, most parents can’t help but wonder if it’s all their fault.

At one point in the film, Frank goes to the elementary school where his baby has been sighted and is escorted through the halls by police. He overhears someone comment about “screwed up genes,” which brings about age-old questions of nature vs. nurture. Despite the voices around him from doctors and detectives that say, “we know this isn’t your fault,” Frank can’t help but think it is, and that the people who try to tell him it isn’t really think it’s his fault too. There is no doubt that there is a hereditary element to the kinds of mental illness struggles that my children and I deal with. But, and it’s a bit but, good parenting goes a long way in helping children deal with these struggles. Kids need to know they’re not alone, a good parent can provide that, perhaps especially parents that can relate to the same kinds of struggles. The question of nature vs. nurture will likely never be entirely answered but I think there’s more than a good chance that “both/and” is the case. Around the midpoint of the film, Frank agrees to disown the child and sign it over for medical experimentation if caught or killed. Lenore and the older son Chris (Daniel Holzman) seek to nurture and teach the baby, feeling that it is not a monster, but a member of the family.

It’s Alive takes these ideas to an even greater degree in the fact that the Davis Baby really is a monster, a mutant with claws and fangs that murders and eats people. The late ’60s and early ’70s also saw the rise in mass murderers and serial killers which heightened the nature vs. nurture debate. Obviously, these people were not literal monsters but human beings that came from human parents, but something had gone horribly wrong. Often the upbringing of these killers clearly led in part to their antisocial behavior, but this isn’t always the case. It’s Alive asks “what if a ‘monster’ comes from a good home?” In this case is it society, environmental factors, or is it the lead, smog, and pesticides? It is almost impossible to know, but the ending of the film underscores an uncomfortable truth—even monsters have parents.

As the film enters its third act, Frank joins the hunt for his child through the Los Angeles sewers and into the L.A. River. He is armed with a rifle and ready to kill on sight, having divorced himself from any relationship to the child. Then Frank finds his baby crying in the sewers and his fatherly instincts take over. With tears in his eyes, he speaks words of comfort and wraps his son in his coat. He holds him close, pats and rocks him, and whispers that everything is going to be okay. People often wonder how the parents of those who perform heinous acts can sit in court, shed tears, and defend them. I think it’s a complex issue. I’m sure that these parents know that their child has done something evil, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are still their baby. Your child is a piece of yourself formed into a whole new human being. Disowning them would be like cutting off a limb, no matter what they may have done. It doesn’t erase an evil act, far from it, but I can understand the pain of a parent in that situation. I think It’s Alive does an exceptional job placing its audience in that situation.

Despite the serious issues and ideas being examined in the film, It’s Alive is far from a dour affair. At heart, it is still a monster movie and filled with a sense of fun and a great deal of pitch-black humor. In one of its more memorable moments, a milkman is sucked into the rear compartment of his truck as red blood mingles with the white milk from smashed bottles leaking out the back of the truck and streaming down the street. Just after Frank agrees to join the hunt for his baby, the film cuts to the back of an ice cream truck with the words “STOP CHILDREN” emblazoned on it. It’s a movie filled with great kills, a mutant baby—created by make-up effects master Rick Baker early in his career, and plenty of action—and all in a PG rated movie! I’m telling you, the ’70s were wild. It just also happens to have some thoughtful ideas behind it as well.

Which was Larry Cohen’s specialty. Cohen made all kinds of movies, but his most enduring have been his horror films and all of them tackle the social issues and fears of the time they were made. God Told Me To (1976), Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), and The Stuff (1985) are all great examples of his socially aware, low-budget, exploitation filmmaking with a brain and It’s Alive certainly fits right in with that group. Cohen would go on to write and direct two sequels, It Lives Again (aka It’s Alive 2) in 1978 and It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive in 1987 and is credited as a co-writer on the 2008 remake. All these films explore the ideas of parental responsibility in light of the various concerns of the times they were made including abortion rights and AIDS.

Fifty years after It’s Alive was initially released, it has only become more relevant in the ensuing years. Fears surrounding parenthood have been with us since the beginning of time but as the years pass the reasons for these fears only seem to become more and more profound. In today’s world the conversation of the fathers in the waiting room could be expanded to hormones and genetic modifications in food, terrorism, climate change, school and other mass shootings, and other threats that were unknown or at least less of a concern fifty years ago. Perhaps the fearmongering conspiracy theories about chemtrails and vaccines would be mentioned as well, though in a more satirical fashion, as fears some expectant parents encounter while endlessly doomscrolling Facebook or Twitter. Speaking for myself, despite the struggles, the fears, and the sadness that sometimes comes with having children, it’s been worth it. The joys ultimately outweigh all of that, but I understand the terror too. Becoming a parent is no easy choice, nor should it be. But as I look back, I can say that I’m glad we made the choice we did.

I wonder if Frank and Lenore can say the same thing.

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