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[BD Caption Contest] Last Week’s Winner Is Here! Check Out This Week’s Photo!

Our winner for last week’s contest is mray73 with the caption “Dude, we can fix this. My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools.” Kudos for the Fast Times reference!
Our runner up is HeavenSentCastiel with ““Well we’d love to give you some brains, ma’am, but I’m afraid they’d go right through you.” Unfortunately, like in Top Gun, we can’t give prizes for second place right now.
Mray73, please DM me your mailing address. You are the winner of the A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 & 3 Blu-ray! Everyone else – I really liked a lot of the submissions, keep at it! Now, on to this week’s contest!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). Sound good? This week’s prize is a DVD of the Eduardo Sanchez film Seventh Moon.
Hit the jump to check out the still! 
Contests
‘Corporate Retreat’ – Get FREE Tickets Now to Gory Horror Comedy
Corporate Retreat slices and dices into theaters nationwide starting today — and we’ve got a handful of free tickets for you!
Thanks to Passage Pictures and Western Film Services, Bloody Disgusting is inviting its readers to check out the workplace horror this Memorial Day weekend. See the markets below, enter the day you like to attend, and we’ll e-mail you the tickets as long as inventory lasts!
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Described as “a gory mix of The Menu and Saw,” Corporate Retreat centers around a group of young executives whose luxury team-building trip descends into a bloody fight for survival against a vengeful retreat leader.
Odeya Rush (Goosebumps) fights her way through an eclectic cast that includes Sasha Lane (Twisters), Elias Kacavas (“Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin”), Ashton Sanders (Moonlight), Zión Moreno (“Gossip Girl”), Benjamin Norris (“Never Have I Ever”), Tyler Alvarez (“American Vandal”), Kirby Johnson (The Possession of Hannah Grace), Ellen Toland, Rosanna Arquette (Pulp Fiction), and Alan Ruck (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off).
Aaron Fisher (Inside the Rain) directs from a script he co-wrote with Kerri Lee Romeo. Uri Singer (White Noise, Experimenter) produces via Passage Pictures.
Gary J. Tunnicliffe (Scream 4, Candyman) handled the film’s special makeup effects.
