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5 Reasons Why ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Was Actually The Worst Season Thus Far

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With the upcoming premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show, the fourth season in FX’s highly popular horror drama, it does warrant taking a look back at the first three seasons to see where we’ve come from to appreciate where we’re going. But not everything we recall is going to put a smile on our face. There have been moments, as any show will offer, that make us groan and hang our head in our hands.

That’s precisely what Kenneth Nixon, frontman of Nashville rock band Framing Hanley, is here to talk about, specifically when it comes to season 3, Coven. He’s selected five reasons why Coven was the worst season of the series and he makes some interesting points. Check them out below and make sure to leave your thoughts on what frustrated you about the show!

Make sure to pick up the band’s latest album The Sum Of Who We Are via iTunes.

Kenneth Nixon:

First off, this should start with me saying that I’m a HUGE AHS fan. And while I’m about to pick Coven apart, I have to say, it kept me tuned in each week still. But it pissed me off each week as well. Here’s what was wrong with season 3:

1) Kyle. Come on man. This alone was enough to make me hate the season. Dude goes from frat dude, to dead, to a reassembled zombie that can’t talk (because he’s a zombie), to a zombie that falls in love, is in the midst of a love triangle, and suddenly has a great vocabulary. This was so dumb. Evan Peters deserved better.

2) Gabourey Sidibe. She’s an outstanding actress, I know this from her other work that I have seen. She was absolutely amazing in Precious. I just did not like her as Queenie in this season of AHS. I hope she comes back in another season and I believe she’ll probably knock it out of the park if she does, but I thought her acting in parts of this season was on par with what you would find in my band’s “Lollipop” video.

3) Hank/Cordelia. Completely unbelievable. Can’t have a baby but somehow convinces her to go to her own covens’ sworn enemy, the Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau with a fertility spell?! Get the hell out of here! This whole side of the story made Fiona & the coven look like fools. Am I being nitpicky? Possibly, but other than the payoff shooting-scene (even Queenie did great in that scene) this whole element was kinda throwaway.

4) Not enough Misty Day. Man oh man, 2 seasons in a row now where I think Lily Rabe arguably stole the show. I wish they focused more on her and less on stupid shit like zombie Kyle & Zoe’s fairytale nightmare.

5) Okay, I’ll admit it was tough for me to get this list to be a complete 5 things. Some I was probably being wayyyyy too picky, but my #5 here is enough of a reason to make me hate the entire season: EVERYONE, and I DO mean EVERY F**KING ONE, that died was resurrected. This made EVERY character’s death completely meaningless. It was so lazy to do that. Kyle, Myrtle, Zoe, Queenie, Madison, on and on and on and on. I HATED THIS. SO MUCH.

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Meet the Actors Who Brought the ‘Backrooms’ Still Life Monsters to Life [SPOILERS]

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Judging from the unprecedented box office success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms adaptation, you’ve likely already seen the liminal horror hit that managed to make audiences afraid of empty hallways and bad wallpaper. And now that so many of us have already entered the yellow labyrinth (some of us more than once), the time has come to discuss the spoiler-filled details that make the movie so fascinating in the first place.

And if there’s one element here that makes the Backrooms movie stand out from any previous lore/mythology, it has to be the genius addition of the Still Life entities. Warped recreations of real people that somehow wandered into the Complex, these misremembered creatures are responsible for some of the most disturbing imagery of 2026 – as well as laugh-out-loud memes created by one of the film’s very own concept artists.

However, true to Parsons’ word that the movie would rely heavily on practical effects, each of these distorted monsters was brought to life by real actors under heavy layers of makeup and prosthetics (with the occasional splash of CGI enhancements). While Anora and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You actress Ivy Wolk wasn’t among these performers, despite what Letterboxd might have you believe, the creature cast did benefit from veteran players with plenty of genre experience.

For starters, Alien: Romulus alumni Robert Bobroczkyi (who previously brought that film’s horrific Offspring to life during its most memorable sequence) plays the flick’s main antagonist, the Still Life version of Captain Clark. And though there was some obvious CGI involved in making the character’s peg-leg and nightmarish face more believable, Bobroczkyi’s monstrous performance and his natural 7’7″ frame helped to make that final chase sequence a clear highlight among this year’s genre offerings.

The film’s Texas-Chain-Saw-inspired “dinner” scene also features a freaky collection of less-aggressive Still Life creatures in the form of the Bearded Man, the Red-Headed Woman and, strangest of them all, the cheekily named “Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life” (who earned this title among fans and crewmembers as a reference to his apparent affinity for lamps).

While this was the first major horror outing for both Patrick Baynham (The Bearded Man) and Dana Mahmood (Archibald), Rhiannon Roberts has worked as a stunt performer in everything from Yellowjackets to HBO’s The Last of Us adaptation – which is probably why The Red-Headed Woman is the most active out of Clark’s impromptu “family.” That being said, the Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life is my personal favorite of the bunch simply because his anachronistic outfit suggests that the Backrooms phenomenon might be a lot older than the Async Foundation. I also love how hard he tries to be helpful with that little light of his!

That might be it for the Still Life entities, but I think horror fans will also be pleased to hear that the film’s Found Footage prologue stars none other than Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City star Avan Jogia as Naren Warne – and American Mary herself Katharine Isabelle also shows up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo at Mary’s house party towards the middle of the story (though I have a feeling that she originally had a bigger part that was likely cut for time).

At the end of the day, Parsons’ Backrooms may have been an auteur-driven project motivated by the young director’s unique take on the classic creepypasta, but film has always been a collective artform, so it’s fun to see just how many talented performers it takes to bring this kind of supernatural nightmare to life in a way that connects with so many people.

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