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[Ranked] Marilyn Manson’s Albums!

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With a history as long and controversial as Marilyn Manson‘s, you better believe that we here at Bloody-Disgusting have taken notice and are gonna show some love. And with Manson’s 9th studio album, The Pale Emperor, arriving this coming January, I wanted to take the time to rank his albums. This was an extremely difficult task- some of you might be surprised to learn what’s number one. What do you think?


8. “Eat Me, Drink Me” (2007)

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Of all the Manson albums, Eat Me, Drink Me is the only one to leave me wholly disappointed and angry. It felt rushed, it felt compromised (by Manson’s then-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood), it was also off-key. While no Manson album sounds alike, this was the first to lack focus, feeling like a sloppy noir-inspired love letter to Wood.

Being that I consider myself a massive Manson fan, I forced myself to like the album. Yes, forced myself. I listened to it until I found things to like – outside of the radio hits “If I Was Your Vampire” and “Heart-Shaped Glasses” – and eventually learned to love the title track, as well as “Just a Car Crash Away” and “Evidence”.


7. “Born Villain” (2012)

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Also disappointing, but by no means bad as Eat Me, Drink Me, is Born Villain, Manson’s depressing reflection of the aging rock star. At the time it felt like Manson was struggling to regain relevancy and trying to prove he was still “metal”, “scary” and “weird”. The essence of the album annoyed me, but to hear Manson’s interpretation of a heavy metal album was truly a unique experience.

The biggest gripe is that Manson, who is known for his rock-ready anthem hooks, seemed to throw them away completely. The result was a singular sound that blends together, making the majority of the album completely forgettable. After years of listening, songs like “Children of Cain”, “Born Villain” and “Hey, Cruel World…” have joined my regular rotation with the supreme lead single “No Reflection”.


6. “Portrait of an American Family” (1994)

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The mere fact that Portrait of an American Family is ranked so low on this list is a testament of how incredible Manson’s career truly is.

I picked this up the day it hit stores, and played the CD to death (I’ve yet to wear down an album like this). What’s most incredible about Manson’s discography is how different Portrait is, and how much he evolved from it. Portrait is a product of the time, coming out perfectly in the years when Nine Inch Nails and similar bands were dominating the space. Only Manson took it a step further, delivering his own dark and twisted imagery that was a cross between Alice Cooper, David Bowie, and Rob Zombie.

In retrospect, its level of cheese is of legend, but in 1994 Portrait was some dark and weird shit (see “Cake and Sodomy”, “My Monkey”, “Get Your Gun”, etc.). How many bands can you look back at their debut album and say, “That’s not what defined them but it’s what set them on the course to greatness.” See Antichrist Superstar to continue this conversation.


5. “The Golden Age of Grotesque” (2003)

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TGAOG is such a wicked cool album, being that it’s the first without Twiggy Ramirez, and the first with Tim Sköld of KMFDM fame. What ends up blasting out of speakers is an industrial metal album – albeit a bit late in terms of the genre’s popularity – that’s hook-heavy and filled with classic Manson chants.

If Antichrist Superstar was stadium rock, this was industrial club rock. TGAOG was also at the height of the Manson parody, delivering cleverly titled jingles such as “mOBSCENE” and “(s)AINT”, while begging fans to stand up and shout with “This Is the New Shit” and “Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety-Zag”.


4. “The High End of Low” (2009)

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After the 2007 debacle Eat Me, Drink Me, it had officially been six years since Manson impressed me (with “TGAOG”). It was also the first time that I had doubted a release, feeling less than enthused about what he would accomplish.

Reuniting (finally) with Twiggy, The High End of Low is one of the most surprising album in recent memory, delivering all sorts of wicked acoustic riffs – in songs like “Four Rusted Horses”, “I Have to Look Up Just to See Hell”, and “Into the Fire” – that build to an explosive climax. It was also a return to his rock-ready form blasting out classics like “Arma-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Geddon” and “We’re from America”.

And the true gift of High End of Low are the leaked variations that lack production value (in a super good way), giving them a sort of 1980’s metal sound, only with a heavy dose of acoustic instruments. Dare I say they remind me of …and Justice For All?


3. “Mechanical Animals” (1998)

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Mechanical Animals was a shock to the system, being that my ears were used to Manson’s heavy metal industrial blaze he set afire across the world. This was a truly defining moment in Manson’s career where he chose to create something unique and different, as opposed to recreating and retreading the success of Antichrist Superstar.

Mechanical Animals is a goddamn masterpiece that’s heavily influenced by David Bowie and Pink Floyd. There’s a beautiful sadness to the album, that feels like Manson’s self-reflection on the drugs, fame and the price of it all.

While most observant fans will remember the album for “The Dope Show” and “I Don’t Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me)”, Animals to me will always be the best of Manson’s bed-time horror stories that are both soothing and mortifying. There’s nothing in his entire collective career that compares to songs such as “Great Big White World”, “The Last Day on Earth” and “Coma White”, all of which are available as alternate acoustic takes that are even more impressive than what’s on the album.


2. “Antichrist Superstar” (1996)

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This is where the train falls off the tracks, and you dear readers begin to despise my assertion that Holy Wood is a better album than Antichrist Superstar. While Antichrist is easily my favorite of all of Manson’s work, it’s not the best (although, Antichrist could easily be 1B to Holy Wood‘s 1A).

Antichrist Superstar is Marilyn Manson’s powerhouse masterpiece, an album that announced his arrival upon the world. He was the Antichrist in the sense that he surged through the music world as the negative to the happy-go-lucky crap being custom formed and created by labels (see NSync, Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears).

Completely misunderstood, Manson relished in the negative press, soaking in the religious hatred, while also knocking the socks off various protestors in his well-spoken and thought-provoking television interviews.

For those gifted with the opportunity to experience this album when it came out, then you know Antichrist Superstar delivered pulse-pounding and soul-screaming rock that brewed deep inside your belly and could only be released through vigorous listening sessions. The album took Manson out of the conversation as being “like Nine Inch Nails” (Trent Reznor actually produced the album) to becoming his own entity, an embodiment of modern anthem rock that would fill stadiums from coast to coast.

Easily one of the heaviest albums ever recorded, Antichrist is fueled with teen-bred anger and rage directed against the (religious) system that nearly every kid could identify with. Oh, and it pissed parents off, which only added fuel to the fire…


1. “Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)” (2000)

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Holy Wood is a very personal record for true fans, as it’s the first album released that left the “Antichrist” wannabes in the dust.

Furthering what Manson did with Mechanical Animals, Holy Wood – which is shockingly Manson’s best selling album ever – sounds like nothing I have ever heard before. Instead of retread, Holy Wood keeps the slow-burn elements of Mechanical Animals and adds a horror movie vibe to them, while also bringing back a few stadium rock anthems that would be among his best (“The Fight Song”, “The Nobodies” and “Disposable Teens”).

It’s also the third and final of Manson’s trilogy, which thematically delivers a strong final punch. Even though Manson is still going strong, Holy Wood feels like his true last hurrah that embodies the years of his musical and pop cultural domination.

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‘The Real Ghostbusters’: 10 Must-Watch Episodes from the Classic Series Now Streaming

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must-watch "The Real Ghostbusters" Animated Series Appears on Amazon Prime Video!

No conversation about cartoons based on live-action movies is ever complete without mentioning The Real Ghostbusters.

This animated continuation is, warts and all, a notable example of turning a hit movie into a hit series. And although the new target demographic skewed a little younger, even kids-at-heart could partake in the further adventures of Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore and Egon Spengler.

For a good part of its run, the show required fans to wait at least a week for more Ghostbustin’. That’s torture for a kiddo. Luckily, though, the entire series, or at least most of it, is now available for streaming.

So, as you revisit The Real Ghostbusters on Tubi—for now it’s just the first five seasons there—use this guide to help prioritize some must-see episodes.


The Boogieman Cometh

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“The Boogieman Cometh” (Season 1)

Season One’s “The Boogieman Cometh” is a classic episode featuring one of the show’s more iconic villains. It’s hard to forget the unique character design used for the Boogieman (whose creepy voice was provided by Ray and Slimer’s actor, Frank Welker). In this story, Egon is reunited with that bump-in-the-night entity who haunted his own childhood, all while trying to keep him away from his latest targets: the brother and sister claiming to have the Boogieman in their closet. Although the Ghostbusters do save the day here, the Boogieman eventually returns (“The Bogeyman Is Back“). That same episode also features the love-’em-or-hate-’em Junior Ghostbusters.


Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream

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“Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream” (Season 1)

You could say the namesake of “Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream” had good intentions for putting mankind to sleep for the next few centuries—he wanted to end war and keep everyone dreaming. Sounds nice until you remember that whole free will business. But when it seems like the Ghostbusters have lost to their latest foe, the last one standing, Winston, gains a sudden ally. Janine’s dream of becoming a Ghostbuster is manifested, and she helps put this rogue spirit to bed.


When Halloween Was Forever

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“When Halloween Was Forever” (Season 1)

Before the show’s execs capitalized on Slimer’s popularity by making him the focus of later episodes, early stories like “When Halloween Was Forever” better utilized that gooey ghost. Here, the spirit of Halloween itself, Samhain, hopes to make the holiday a permanent thing by stopping time. And who does the embodiment of All Hallows’ Eve use in his nefarious plot? Slimer, of course. Thankfully, the lil’ green bud knows where he really belongs, and Samhain is banished (at least until Season 3’s “Halloween II 1/2“).


Night Game

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“Night Game” (Season 2)

Because Season Two was rather long, in comparison to other seasons, it accumulated quite a few solid episodes. One of the most beloved, though, is that ultimate good-versus-evil story, “Night Game“. Winston gets to shine here as he participates in a battle that was 500 years in the making. Except this time, the fighting is done on the baseball field. The other-dimensional settings in The Real Ghostbusters are always great, but the one here is particularly memorable.


Drool, the Dog-Faced Goblin

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“Drool, the Dog-Faced Goblin” (Season 2)

Not all ghosts and whatnot were bad in The Real Ghostbusters. As “Drool, the Dog-Faced Goblin” showed, some were actually benevolent. Sadly, it took a lot of convincing, and one very heroic act, for Peter and the others to see past this goblin’s grotesque appearance. The heroes find more than one shapeshifter at a sideshow carnival in the Poconos; a sinister Class-4er called the Metamorph does a swell job of menacing the Ghostbusters before they finally realize Drool’s not their culprit. The good guys indeed win here, but that victory is a bittersweet one.


The Collect Call of Cathulhu

“The Collect Call of Cathulhu” (Season 2)

While “The Collect Call of Cathulhu” does misspell “Cthulhu” in the title (probably to avoid legal issues), it is clearly the Old One in this Lovecraft-inspired episode. The story kicks off with the Necronomicon being stolen by the deity’s modern-day cult, who then raise their ancient god at Coney Island. From there, the Ghostbusters’ typical methods don’t work on the big guy, so they seek advice from an old issue of Weird Tales (or “Wierd Tales”, as it’s spelled on screen). That build-up to the finale comes with a decent amount of dread before the Ghostbusters, as well as a scholar named Alice, face off with one of the show’s most powerful entities.


Knock, Knock

“Knock, Knock” (Season 2)

A number of Real Ghostbusters episodes could be reworked into big-screen features, but perhaps “Knock, Knock” is the most hopeful. It helps that this story feels in step with the first two movies. Here, some ignorant construction workers accidentally uncover and open an ancient door in the subway. What’s behind said door is none other than those unspeakable evils that only the Ghostbusters can quell. A good deal of the imagery here is prime for adaptation.


The Grundel

“The Grundel” (Season 3)

One of the darker episodes, which was written by the prominent J. Michael Straczynski, is “The Grundel“. Here, a boy is being influenced by the titular entity, a type of ghost who ultimately turns his targets into new Grundels. The episode does have something of an after-school special quality to it, but that doesn’t take away from the eerier moments. For more Grundel lore, be sure to check out the episode “Grundelesque” from the sequel series, Extreme Ghostbusters.


Standing Room Only

“Standing Room Only” (Season 4)

It’s no secret that The Real Ghostbusters experienced multiple changes after the second season. Out of all of them, though, retooling the show so that Slimer would get more of the spotlight is maybe the most egregious. Thankfully, Season Four (the first to be called Slimer! and the Real Ghostbusters) didn’t completely obey that new directive; episodes like “Standing Room Only” felt more like the old days. The focus here was on the well-being of the city and its people, rather than on the series’ green mascot (or the Junior Ghostbusters). In the episode, Peter’s new ghost attractor isn’t to blame for the ensuing chaos; the ghost-eating Mee-Krah is what’s really imperiling everyone. And the Ghostbusters must dish out everything they have to avoid a doomsday situation.


The Halloween Door

“The Halloween Door” (Season 5)

While many fans will skip the later seasons in their rewatches, episodes like “The Halloween Door” are still worth checking out. This colorful helping of Halloween pandemonium premiered on primetime, so the animation is better than usual. And save for a random musical moment, it’s an enjoyable event. Here, a group of anti-Halloweeners tries to cancel the holiday, but they only end up making things worse by unleashing a baddie named Boogaloo.


The first five seasons of The Real Ghostbusters are available on Tubi, starting on July 15.

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