“Wendy. Darling! Light of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya…I’m just gonna bash your brains in. I’m gonna bash ’em right the fuck in!” — The Shining
I know it’s terrible to find this one-liner hilarious, since it’s pretty much an example of domestic abuse, but I can’t help it. I always found Jack Nicholson’s delivery of this to Shelley Duvall to be particularly amusing. It’s also quite terrifying, but that’s what makes it so effective.
