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10 Ridiculously Expensive Horror-Themed Toys

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Horror Toys

It’s not just children who like to play with toys! Big horror franchises still have toys being released today and they’re not always cheap. Below are some of the most expensive horror-themed toys on the market today (and by market I mean Amazon). Would you buy any of these?

Alien ($599.99)

I included this life-size xenomorph egg and facehugger replica on my Black Friday Chopping List, but I just can’t get over that $600 price tag. Don’t get me wrong, I would love the Hell out of this if I got it as a gift, but there is no way I’m spending $600 on it.

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Beetlejuice ($119.95)

Apparently this little bastard gave me nightmares as a kid, so out of morbid curiosity I’ve always wanted to get one. That $120 price tag gives me pause though. This was probably about $100 less expensive when it came out in 1989!

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Child’s Play ($488.99)

The Chucky and Tiffany dolls used to always be on sale at Hot Topic in the late 90s and early 2000s, and they were probably somewhat affordable. This guy, at nearly $500, takes the cake in terms of a cash grab. He’s not even a great replica of the Chucky doll! The facial expression is way off and at 15″ tall he’s a bit too short. Personally, one that looks like this would be ideal. That would be worth $500 if only because Chucky’s scream-face is so hilarious.

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Evil Dead 2 ($327.63)

This book does look pretty cool, but you can just get the DVD of the film in that super awesome Necronomicon packaging for half the price.

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The Exorcist ($360.00)

The price of this “toy” is slightly justified by its height. At 5′ tall, she’s like a demon version of one of those Life-Size Barbie Dolls from the 90s. The product description does list it at the “best prop ever,” and how can you say no to something with that sort of marketing? At $360, it’s a total steal!

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Friday the 13th ($426.76)

The price for this bad boy undoubtedly comes from the fact that it’s a NECA Convention Exclusive Toy, but other than putting it on display, could you really justify the price tag on this one? Mrs. Voorhees and Jason do look really cool though.

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Jaws ($289.95)

I won’t lie, I would dish out the money for this one. It even comes with a little Quint to put in the shark’s mouth! I’m not sure if you could play with it in the bathtub, but I’d certainly try. It just looks so cool!

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The Munsters ($249.95)

Now you can have the whole family of Munsters (in black and white!) for the reasonable price of $249.95. In all seriousness though, these look fantastic and for collector’s items, they’re competitively priced.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street ($312.00)

Something about this plush Freddy Krueger doll just looks so cute. It’s reminiscent of the marionette Freddy from A Nightmare on Elm Street 3, but just slightly less creepy. Wouldn’t you love to tuck your child in with this little guy? Only $312!

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Scream ($116.98)

Finally, we’ve got a simple, yet classy Ghostface action figure, complete with knife and extra long sleeves!

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I realize most of this post has been in jest, but I’m just not one to spend more than $20 on toys and action figures. For all of the toy collectors out there, what are your thoughts on these? Are they reasonably priced for what they are? Or is someone taking us for a ride? Let me know in the comments below or shoot me a Tweet!

A journalist for Bloody Disgusting since 2015, Trace writes film reviews and editorials, as well as co-hosts Bloody Disgusting's Horror Queers podcast, which looks at horror films through a queer lens. He has since become dedicated to amplifying queer voices in the horror community, while also injecting his own personal flair into film discourse. Trace lives in Denver, CO with his husband and their two dogs. Find him on Twitter @TracedThurman

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6 Dark Fantasy Films That Every Genre Fan Should Watch

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From child-eating witches to village-burning dragons, fairy tales have always had a foot in the horror genre. That’s why it makes sense that, for every The Hobbit and The Chronicles of Narnia, there are also darker and more adult-oriented stories about magical worlds inhabited by ravenous monsters and cruel villains.

Funnily enough, these sinister tales were precisely the ones that I gravitated towards back when I was a kid, and I was reminded of this while watching Netflix’s recently released I Am Frankelda, Mexico’s first ever feature-length stop-motion animation and one hell of an entertaining parable about the intersection between fiction and reality.

In honor of this special kind of horror-adjacent fairy tale, today I’d like to share this list recommending six Dark Fantasy films that horror fans might enjoy.

For the purposes of this list, we’ll be defining Dark Fantasy as fantastical stories that don’t shy away from the more macabre elements that fuel classic fairy tales. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own grim favorites if you think we missed a particularly thrilling one.

With that out of the way, onto the list!


6. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

I’m fascinated by bizarre attempts at blockbuster filmmaking – especially when the resulting movies are somehow still fun despite their corporate-mandated origins. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is precisely one of these strangely compelling studio projects, as this surprisingly successful action-thriller boasts a lot of heart (and tongue-in-cheek humor) for a CGI-heavy creature feature.

Directed by Dead Snow’s Tommy Wirkola, Witch Hunters re-frames the classic fairy tale as an origin story for a duo of badass monster-slayers. Of course, it’s the flick’s anachronistic aesthetic and overall visual flair that make it stand out from other action-horror endeavors from around the same time.


5. The Wolf House (2018)

Made in the tradition of faux cursed films in the same vein as Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made, the eerie backstory to 2018’s Chilean animated flick The Wolf House (La Casa Lobo in the original Spanish) already makes it a nightmarish experience before the flick even really begins.

After all, the movie is presented to us as a faux propaganda film produced by the leader of a death cult (heavily inspired by the real life Colonia Dignidad), with this hybrid animated feature using complex movie magic to simulate a single uninterrupted shot as it tells the story of a lazy young girl who runs away from an isolated colony and encounters a creepy old house in the woods.


4. The Brothers Grimm (2005)

Out of all the Monty Python alumni, Terry Gilliam has had the most interesting career outside of the original comedy group. From fascinating canceled projects (such as his scrapped adaptation of Watchmen) to dystopian parodies that feel more relevant by the minute (1985’s Brazil), even his “lesser” films are still intriguing in their own way.

2005’s The Brothers Grimm is one such project, with this peculiar movie attempting to combine the comedian-turned-filmmaker’s unique visual style with a more blockbuster-oriented plot reimagining the titular brothers as con-artists rather than mere writers. The end result isn’t exactly a masterpiece, but it’s still a legitimately fun ride with plenty of memorable monsters and wonderful performances by both the late, great Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.


3. Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010)

2010’s Dante’s Inferno game may have a reputation as something of an unapologetic God of War clone, but I’d argue that the now-obscure game was aesthetically unique enough to deserve a bigger fanbase. However, while the title remains trapped on the seventh console generation, its highly underrated anime adaptation is a lot easier to get a hold of!

Animated by 6 different studios in order to make the 9 circles of hell feel unique from each other, this may not be a completely faithful adaptation of Dante Alighieri’s poem, but it’s still one heck of a great (not to mention gory) time that I’d highly recommend to fans of Netflix’s take on Castlevania.


2. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

My personal favorite entry in the Underworld franchise, Rise of the Lycans, is a highly ambitious prequel that actually works better if you haven’t had the story spoiled to you by the previous Underworld films.

While the rest of the series features plenty of urban fantasy elements as the movies combine machine guns and modern environments with gothic storytelling, Patrick Tatopoulos’ prequel fully embraces its fantastical origins and tells a classic tale about a doomed romance between a werewolf and a vampire amid a medieval uprising.

And the best part is that we get a lot more Michael Sheen as the fan-favorite Lucian.


1. Solomon Kane (2011)

One of my personal favorite movies on this list, MJ Basset’s criminally underseen adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s other iconic warrior is thoroughly steeped in horror ambience and features plenty of memorable monsters. However, it’s also a classic origin story for a swashbuckling hero that wouldn’t feel out of place in a tabletop RPG.

While I’ve already written about how the film deftly combines both horror and fantasy elements without breaking the bank, I’ll never pass up an opportunity to recommend the bizarre movie where James Purefoy expertly plays a puritan John Wick.

It’s just too bad that we never got the other films in this intended trilogy.

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