Editorials
8 of the Scariest Horror Movie Forests!
Forests are a fairly popular setting with horror films, mostly because they’re terrifying. With The Forest coming out last weekend (to some admittedly terrible reviews), we thought it might be fun to look at some of the most memorably and scary ones! Full disclosure: some of the forests listed below didn’t have an actual name, so I used my expert naming skills and named them myself. Enjoy!
Flesh-Eating Virus Forest – Cabin Fever
I don’t really think there’s anything scarier than a flesh-eating virus. I just freak out any time I see something abnormal on my skin so I would probably die from the anxiety of having a flesh-eating virus before the actual virus killed me. That being said, as goofy as Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever is, it’s still a terrifying idea. I wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near that forest.

Camp Crystal Lake – Any Friday the 13th Film
Does this one even need a description? The forest at Camp Crystal Lake is where Jason Voorhees himself lives. That automatically makes it one of the most terrifying forests on Earth. Stay far, far away!

Amazon Rainforest – Cannibal Holocaust
People may still have The Green Inferno on the brain, but Cannibal Holocaust is where it’s at. No movie will ever make you want to avoid the Amazon like this movie will.

Forest of the Ancient Ones – The Cabin in the Woods
What makes these forests so scary is that anything can come out of them (depending on what item the group of friends play with first, of course). Just watch out for that merman!

Inbred Hick/West Virginia Forest – Wrong Turn
Call me crazy, but the inbred family in Wrong Turn creeps me out. They may be simple, but they know how to use a wide variety of weapons and they know their woods like the back of their hand. I would never want to get lost in this forest because it would mean certain death.

Deadite Forest – The Evil Dead
Do you want to get raped by trees? I didn’t think so (and yes, I know the below still is from Evil Dead II, but it was too creepy/funny not to post).

Burkittsville, Maryland – The Blair Witch Project
Don’t enter these woods or you may find yourself with your heart ripped out! Or even worse, standing in the corner of a basement in a really old cabin. In all seriousness though, the unknown is scary, and the Blair Witch is one of the scariest unknowns in the history of horror. We never see her, but she is still terrifying and has left a lasting imprint on the genre. Her woods are just that: hers. Stay out!

Aokigahara Forest – The Forest
The latest horror film to utilize a forest as it’s main setting is…not that great. Nevertheless, it does have a few creepy moments (including a scene in an underground tunnel with some fantastic makeup effects) and some scary ghostly figures. The fact that this is actually a real place where, sadly, people actually do go to commit suicide, makes it all the more haunting.

What are some forest-set horror films that scare you? Let us know in the comments below!
Editorials
André Øvredal’s ‘Troll Hunter’ Remains One of the Best Found Footage Movies
In this day and age, the word “troll” is often used to describe various online nuisances. Yet as abundant and irksome as the modern troll can be, they aren’t usually as fearsome as their mythological counterparts. I’m not talking about the small and gentler versions that have become more common to see in media. No, there are much bigger and scarier trolls out there—and André Øvredal’s movie Troll Hunter is one of the best places to find them.
It doesn’t take long for Troll Hunter (or Trolljegeren) to dump the Blair Witch Project-esque setup and aim for something a lot fresher. The trajectory of the story is augmented by Otto Jespersen’s character Hans, the titular Troll Hunter. The second he comes barreling out of the deep, dark woods and shouts “troll” at the camera, this movie takes a turn into what feels like uncharted territory. Not only subject-wise, but also conceptually.
For fantastical and made-up subject matter in cinema, found footage is a fast way to add a guise of believability. After all, what we accept to be the most crucial aspect of documentaries—the truth—rubs off on pseudo-documentaries, despite our understanding of the pretense involved. That is what Øvredal delivered with Troll Hunter: a movie so convincing that some viewers wondered if trolls really do exist. So, had this been straightforwardly made, it likely wouldn’t have been as effective. Conventional narratives would be more inclined to treat something like trolls as flat out unreal, and never try to convince the audience to think otherwise.

Hans petrifies the three-headed Tusseladd troll.
The viewers, like the characters trailing Hans, are quickly thrown into the deeper end of that extraordinary story. They have to process all this new information while staying on the go. So, although there is no significant amount of meandering, narratively or physically, there is still a good amount of atmosphere, not to mention tension building. It’s never anything frightful, but then again, Troll Hunter isn’t your standard offering of horror; it’s more on the low end of the dark fantasy spectrum. We aren’t ever spirited away to a faraway world—we stay in rather familiar surroundings, as well as dip into those less so. The outcome is a movie where you’re constantly more in awe than in terror.
As fantasy fiction might do, Troll Hunter prefers not to deal with incredulity. There is no time to waste on doubt, as interviewer Thomas (Glenn Erland Tosterud), soundperson Johanna (Johanna Mørck), and cameraman Kalle (Tomas Alf Larsen) all follow Hans around, recording whatever this character is willing to reveal about his bizarre job. Of course, the Troll Hunter himself is not an open book; in that respect, the diegetic documentary fails to fully capture and unpack the more interesting of its two subjects. Yes, all those giant, monstrous trolls are indeed incredible, but understandably, your mind wanders to their pursuer. What kind of person signs up for this gig and then chooses to stick with it for so long?
Reviews have called out Troll Hunter for its lack of character development. In regard to Thomas and his fellow documentarians, that criticism is valid, but bear in mind, they aren’t the focus of the story, either. Meanwhile, Hans is a well-crafted character. At least better than first realized. Before he was introduced, Hans had already grown tired of the troll grind. Fed up with that low compensation for his services, resentful of the bureaucracy, and wanting to expose his employer on a large scale, Hans’ discontent is glaring.
Then there are those finer details about the Troll Hunter, such as that indifference to both the natural splendor of his everyday surroundings and the affections of an obviously smitten colleague, that also suggest some level of despondency. So it is fair to say this movie doesn’t feature any sizable growth for its characters; however, the namesake isn’t underwritten. No doubt, putting a real-life character like Otto Jespersen in that role is partly why Hans is so fascinating—maybe even relatable.

Otto Jespersen as Hans the Troll Hunter.
There is always a small risk whenever using the term “mockumentary” to describe a found-footage movie, as the word could imply humor where there is none. In the case of Troll Hunter, the term’s usage is appropriate. Some folks have claimed the English-dubbed version has the more comedic tone, however, the Norwegian cut isn’t exactly humorless. Apart from the trolls’ absurd appearances, this is a movie where the characters nearly choke on the monsters’ farts, and Christians are like walking targets. Hans’ complete apathy towards everything is another cause of laughter. Overall, the comedy is intentionally dry and inconsistent. Unfunny, though? Absolutely not.
In a movie where endemic creatures are maltreated, as well as disavowed from living freely and peacefully, it’s hard not to notice the ecological message buried beneath the story. In addition to that is the unmistakable political satire. There is this whole business about intrusive and unsightly power lines—like trolls, they’re big blemishes on the land—that leads to what is perhaps the movie’s funniest moment. The scene in question is that one where certain electric lines, the ones secretly being used to keep the trolls at bay, go in a loop and don’t actually send power to any residents. Yet the monitors of said lines don’t find this at all weird. So it stands to reason that Øvredal was having a go at those who accept the government’s doings without question.
Looking past the fact that trolls aren’t actually real, this movie is an enlightening source of information. And not just for international audiences; Norwegians, too, get schooled about their homeland’s own mythology. It’s also evident from everything on screen that Øvredal and his crew were enthusiastic about the topic. The creature designs are the most indicative of that zeal; those imaginative yet myth-accurate manifestations are equally amusing and grotesque. One second you’re laughing at their phallic noses, the next you’re white-knuckling during a hairy sequence. Most surprisingly is how well the trolls’ visual effects hold up after fifteen years. It’s not all spotless, but on the whole, they remain impressive.
Vouching for a mockumentary about trolls isn’t easy, but those who do come around and give it a shot will more than likely be grateful for the recommendation. For Troll Hunter is a real find in that vast and varied genre we call “found footage“.

A bridge troll reaches up for food and finds Hans decked out in armor.
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