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8 of the Silliest ‘Resident Evil’ Costumes!
Other than unlimited ammo and some new weapons, Capcom doesn’t offer much in the way of fun extras with the Resident Evil franchise. They have included costumes in the unlockables, but they are usually costumes of characters from previous games. Lately however (and by lately I mean in the last 10 or so years), Capcom has really been stepping up their game and getting creative with their characters’ costumes. Some are a bit sillier than others, so here are some of the silliest!
Thug Chris Redfield
Also known as “The Mexican.” Really? It’s a little ridiculous, but the look works for Mr. Redfield.

Clubbin’ Sheva
Nothing like kicking a bunch of Uroboros ass than doing it in a nightclub outfit! Sheva wasn’t playing around, but let’s be honest: how practical is it? Those shoes would not be comfortable and that skirt is too short. The hair is on point, though.

Pirate Jill
My personal favorite is Jill’s pirate costume. She even comes complete with her own personal parrot! The only thing that would have made this costume more perfect would be if they gave her a hook for a hand.

Knight Ashley
What makes this particular costume so awful is that it makes Ashley even more annoying than she already is. Also, if it were real life all that clanging metal would attract every enemy in a 5-mile radius toward you. Not very smart!

Racer Piers
This could have been a great opportunity for Capcom to sell some advertising in Resident Evil 6. I jest of course, but it’s probably something that crossed their minds at some point.

Nurse Rebecca and Billy’s Cody Costume
I’m not sure what a “Cody” is, but stripes sure do suit Billy Coen, don’t they? That nurse tutu though? Woof.

Sailor Chris
Finally. After all of the scantily clad female costumes, Capcom gives us a sexy man in Sailor Chris Redfield (though his shirtless Warrior costume from Resident Evil 5 was a good one). Never before has Chris looked sexier, and the image of him kneeling on that Ooze’s butt is uh…..well, I don’t really know what to say bout that.

Jill’s Regular Costume
Before you harp on me: I get it! I love this costume and it’s completely iconic. That doesn’t mean it isn’t silly! Nothing about Jill’s costume is practical for a zombie apocalypse. Also, wouldn’t you want to stay as covered as possible just in case a zombie scratched you? And what is the point of the sweater around her waist? I need some answers people!

What are some of your favorite silly Resident Evil costumes? Let us know in the comments below!
Editorials
6 Dark Fantasy Films That Every Genre Fan Should Watch
From child-eating witches to village-burning dragons, fairy tales have always had a foot in the horror genre. That’s why it makes sense that, for every The Hobbit and The Chronicles of Narnia, there are also darker and more adult-oriented stories about magical worlds inhabited by ravenous monsters and cruel villains.
Funnily enough, these sinister tales were precisely the ones that I gravitated towards back when I was a kid, and I was reminded of this while watching Netflix’s recently released I Am Frankelda, Mexico’s first ever feature-length stop-motion animation and one hell of an entertaining parable about the intersection between fiction and reality.
In honor of this special kind of horror-adjacent fairy tale, today I’d like to share this list recommending six Dark Fantasy films that horror fans might enjoy.
For the purposes of this list, we’ll be defining Dark Fantasy as fantastical stories that don’t shy away from the more macabre elements that fuel classic fairy tales. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own grim favorites if you think we missed a particularly thrilling one.
With that out of the way, onto the list!
6. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

I’m fascinated by bizarre attempts at blockbuster filmmaking – especially when the resulting movies are somehow still fun despite their corporate-mandated origins. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is precisely one of these strangely compelling studio projects, as this surprisingly successful action-thriller boasts a lot of heart (and tongue-in-cheek humor) for a CGI-heavy creature feature.
Directed by Dead Snow’s Tommy Wirkola, Witch Hunters re-frames the classic fairy tale as an origin story for a duo of badass monster-slayers. Of course, it’s the flick’s anachronistic aesthetic and overall visual flair that make it stand out from other action-horror endeavors from around the same time.
5. The Wolf House (2018)

Made in the tradition of faux cursed films in the same vein as Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made, the eerie backstory to 2018’s Chilean animated flick The Wolf House (La Casa Lobo in the original Spanish) already makes it a nightmarish experience before the flick even really begins.
After all, the movie is presented to us as a faux propaganda film produced by the leader of a death cult (heavily inspired by the real life Colonia Dignidad), with this hybrid animated feature using complex movie magic to simulate a single uninterrupted shot as it tells the story of a lazy young girl who runs away from an isolated colony and encounters a creepy old house in the woods.
4. The Brothers Grimm (2005)

Out of all the Monty Python alumni, Terry Gilliam has had the most interesting career outside of the original comedy group. From fascinating canceled projects (such as his scrapped adaptation of Watchmen) to dystopian parodies that feel more relevant by the minute (1985’s Brazil), even his “lesser” films are still intriguing in their own way.
2005’s The Brothers Grimm is one such project, with this peculiar movie attempting to combine the comedian-turned-filmmaker’s unique visual style with a more blockbuster-oriented plot reimagining the titular brothers as con-artists rather than mere writers. The end result isn’t exactly a masterpiece, but it’s still a legitimately fun ride with plenty of memorable monsters and wonderful performances by both the late, great Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.
3. Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010)

2010’s Dante’s Inferno game may have a reputation as something of an unapologetic God of War clone, but I’d argue that the now-obscure game was aesthetically unique enough to deserve a bigger fanbase. However, while the title remains trapped on the seventh console generation, its highly underrated anime adaptation is a lot easier to get a hold of!
Animated by 6 different studios in order to make the 9 circles of hell feel unique from each other, this may not be a completely faithful adaptation of Dante Alighieri’s poem, but it’s still one heck of a great (not to mention gory) time that I’d highly recommend to fans of Netflix’s take on Castlevania.
2. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

My personal favorite entry in the Underworld franchise, Rise of the Lycans, is a highly ambitious prequel that actually works better if you haven’t had the story spoiled to you by the previous Underworld films.
While the rest of the series features plenty of urban fantasy elements as the movies combine machine guns and modern environments with gothic storytelling, Patrick Tatopoulos’ prequel fully embraces its fantastical origins and tells a classic tale about a doomed romance between a werewolf and a vampire amid a medieval uprising.
And the best part is that we get a lot more Michael Sheen as the fan-favorite Lucian.
1. Solomon Kane (2011)

One of my personal favorite movies on this list, MJ Basset’s criminally underseen adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s other iconic warrior is thoroughly steeped in horror ambience and features plenty of memorable monsters. However, it’s also a classic origin story for a swashbuckling hero that wouldn’t feel out of place in a tabletop RPG.
While I’ve already written about how the film deftly combines both horror and fantasy elements without breaking the bank, I’ll never pass up an opportunity to recommend the bizarre movie where James Purefoy expertly plays a puritan John Wick.
It’s just too bad that we never got the other films in this intended trilogy.

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