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Rob Zombie Fixed the ‘Halloween’ Franchise’s Biggest Problem

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I have a serious bone to pick with the Halloween franchise.

In 1978, John Carpenter introduced the world to Michael Myers, who was at the time depicted as an almost supernatural shape hell-bent on murdering, with virtually no discernible reasoning, everyone in his path on Halloween night. Just shy of 30 years later, Rob Zombie came along and remade Halloween, and the biggest gripe most fans had with the musician-turned-filmmaker’s updated vision was that Michael’s madness was attributed to little more than a rough childhood and bad parenting. Myers was reduced to a run of the mill serial killer, and Carpenter himself has gone on record as stating that all the backstory served only to suck the mystery and terror out of the character he created.

But even if you hated Zombie’s vision of the franchise, you have to respect one thing about it.

And it’s a BIG thing.

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Halloween, 1978

It’s of course no secret by now that the Michael Myers mask in the original Halloween is actually Don Post’s Captain Kirk mask, which was picked up from a local shop by the crew, painted white, and turned into one of the most iconic images in cinema history. The low-budget, outside the box approach worked and it worked with terrifying effectiveness.

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Halloween 2, 1981

That very same mask, worn primarily by Nick Castle, was later reused a few years later in Halloween 2; the role played this time around by Dick Warlock. Weathered from being in storage between films, the mask took on an even creepier look for the 1981 sequel. But alas, from that point forward, Michael Myers unfortunately never looked that good again.

By the time Myers was brought back to life for Halloween 4, the original mask was tossed aside in favor of a new one, and with each subsequent installment, the look of Myers continued to evolve. The same can be said of each of the big franchise icons, but whereas guys like Freddy, Jason, and even Leatherface retained their visual appeal, Michael wasn’t so lucky. In fact, he seemed to look worse and worse every time, and the quality control on the part of the costuming department was so poor that there’s even one scene in Halloween 4 where the mask’s hair inexplicably turns blonde. Worse yet, there’s a moment in Halloween H20 where the mask, believe it or not, is computer-generated.

But glaring errors aside, Michael Myers always looked like a complete joke in the post-Halloween 2 sequels, so much so that watching them back today, it’s hard to even take him seriously; and it’s almost impossible to actually find him intimidating or scary. In Halloween 4, the costume is padded to such an extent that Michael looks like a bloated dude with women’s shoulder pads, and in Halloween 5, the mask has a bizarrely long neck that sticks out over the jumpsuit.

And things got no better from there…

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Halloween 4, 1988

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Halloween 5, 1989

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Halloween 6, 1995

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Halloween H20, 1998

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Halloween: Resurrection, 2002

Ironically, the only times Michael Myers actually looked imposing in the original Halloween franchise were the times where the least amount of thought was put into the look of the character. Again, the crew seems to have purchased and converted that Captain Kirk mask on a whim; Tommy Lee Wallace, who went on to direct Halloween 3, reportedly bought the mask for a mere $1.98. So why then, when the budgets were much bigger and the franchise had become a hit money-maker, did the filmmakers have such a hard time with making Michael Myers look halfway decent? We may never know, but one thing is for certain: in the looks department, Rob Zombie totally nailed Myers.

While Zombie’s Halloween may have been a complete remake, the newly-designed Myers mask looked the way the original mask might after sustaining years of abuse; cracked, decaying, and weathered, the mask was the scariest in the franchise’s history, effectively washing the terrible sequel masks from the collective memory of us fans. And the man underneath the mask, Tyler Mane, was the most physically intimidating actor to ever don the overalls, making Myers perhaps even scarier – admittedly unnecessary backstory aside – than the Michael Myers we first met back in 1978.

For Zombie’s Halloween 2, the mask became even more battered and broken, missing an entire chunk after the abuse Myers took in the 2007 remake. Some fans took issue with the fact that the missing piece of the mask revealed a massive beard underneath – a Rob Zombie trademark if there ever was one – but to have an issue with Myers having a beard is to be okay with the fact that Myers takes the time to shave in between Halloweens… I don’t know about you, but I just can’t picture that silliness. “Hobo Myers” is cool in my book.

Did Rob Zombie make the Halloween franchise great again? That’s up for debate. But did he make Michael Myers look cool again? Did he make Michael Myers scary again? With 100% certainty I can say that yes, he absolutely did.

And that damn sure counts for something.

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Writer in the horror community since 2008. Editor in Chief of Bloody Disgusting. Owns Eli Roth's prop corpse from Piranha 3D. Has two awesome cats. Still plays with toys.

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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later

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Grace Jones and Dedee Pfeiffer in Vamp

College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.

Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.

Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.

To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character. 

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Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp

The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.

Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.

If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.

Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

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Grace Jones in Vamp

Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.

As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.

Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

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Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp

Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.

In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.

The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partnerSqueak, who looks like he wasfed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires. 

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Lisa Lyon in Vamp

If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.

Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.

The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of acomic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong doescome true, and it is very enjoyable.

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