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Why Kane Hodder Deserves a Lifetime Achievement Oscar

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At the inaugural MTV Movie Awards, the producers of the show decided to parody the Academy Awards’ Honorary Oscars by granting Jason Voorhees a “lifetime achievement” statue. The phony award, however, wasn’t handed out to any of the actors who actually portrayed Jason. In fact, the person who “accepted” the award was Jon Lovitz wearing a comically oversized hockey mask, while the bulk of his speech was dedicated to mocking the cinematic quality of the Friday the 13th franchise.

The intent was clear. MTV wanted to poke fun at the Oscars’ highfalutin, inflated sense of self-importance and I suppose giving the anchor of one of the most critically-maligned series in film history a “lifetime achievement” recognition was a pretty good way to give those stuffy Academy Awards snobs the old what-for.

But as far-fetched as the idea of Jason Voorhees winning a lifetime achievement Oscar may sound, there actually is a pretty solid argument that one of the many men who depicted him onscreen is indeed worthy of such an honor.

Now, does Kane Hodder objectively deserve an honorary Oscar simply for portraying Jason Voorhees in four motion pictures? No, but that’s why it’s called a career achievement award. While horror fans like us immediately equate Kane’s name with Friday the 13th, his overall resume in front of and behind the camera is certainly impressive enough to merit recognition from the Academy.

For starters, Hodder has had an amazingly prolific career. Over the last 40 years he’s racked up more than 100 acting jobs, and with the exception of his Friday the 13th appearances, pretty much all of them have been in independent, non-big-studio productions. Now in his 60s, the veteran actor is actually ramping up his workload; according to IMDb, he’s currently filming or preparing to film about a dozen movies.

Hodder is the anti-primadonna. He’s not some shiftless, huge-headed egomaniac who demands millions of dollars for passion projects. He’s a workhorse willing to apply his trade for just about any filmmaker out there. The Academy Awards, by and large, have forgotten that filmmaking exists outside of the big studio system. By honoring Hodder – whose expertise and name value has allowed scores of unknown filmmakers to get their indie projects off the ground and into the post-multiplex, post-Netflix movie market – the Academy could make a huge symbolic statement; that “B-movies” certainly have their place in the modern film industry (both financially and artistically) and that supporting truly independent filmmaking – where the budgets are in the thousands instead of the millions – still matters. The film industry isn’t just $100 million superhero movies or pretentious, star-studded Oscar bait, after all. It’s also straight-to-DVD and straight-to-streaming stuff like Hatchet and B.T.K.

In a way, Hodder is something of a modern-day Boris Karloff, a character actor whose greatest strength is his mere stage presence. For most of his career, he has had to perform more like Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton than Tom Cruise or Tom Hanks. Nobody’s going to look at Hodder’s performances in fare like Wishmaster, Prison, and Project: Metalbeast and think the guy’s Sir Laurence Olivier. Then again, I’d have a hard time imagining Sir Alec Guinness or Morgan Freeman being able to convincingly play a makeup covered monster who can’t express emotion through dialogue as well as Kane does, either.

But Hodder’s acting career isn’t the biggest reason he deserves recognition from the Academy.

When we think about the most important people involved in filmmaking, we usually think about producers and directors. However, the very lives of the cast and crew are entrusted to the hands of stunt performers and stunt coordinators, whose jobs is to keep actors and actresses alive. Not only is that a major responsibility, it might just be the biggest responsibility in the movie industry. Scenes can always be reshot and budgets can always be increased; lifelong injuries and tragic deaths can’t be undone.

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More than 100 people have received the Academy’s Honorary Oscar. Yet of them, a grand total of just two (Hal Needham and Yakima Canutt) received recognition explicitly for their careers in stunt work. Needless to say, the Academy has really slacked off on giving stunt performers their fair share of accolades (the fact there isn’t even a category for “Best Stunt Work” at the Oscars seems to indicate just how much they value the profession.) And with so many people being injured and sometimes killed filming the latest Maze Runner, Resident Evil and The Fast and the Furious movies, isn’t it about time the Academy celebrated someone who has spent nearly half a century keeping actors and actresses safe on the set?

Not even counting his TV gigs, Hodder’s performed stunts for more than 70 movies, including big-budget Hollywood flicks like Batman Forever, Daredevil and Gone In 60 Seconds. And on top of that, he’s served as stunt coordinator for more than 30 motion pictures, including The Devil’s Rejects and Monster. His track record is immaculate, and several directors – including Adam Green and John Carl Buechler – have spoken at length about his unparalleled professionalism. With a career that’s included stunt work and stunt oversight on productions as varied as Hollywood hits like Demolition Man, Se7en, and A Night at the Roxbury and indie cult fodder a’la House, Waxwork and the Hatchet series, you’d be hard-pressed to find someone still active in the industry who has had as much diverse set experience as Hodder.

And you’re unlikely to find anyone out there as passionate about set safety. Hodder knows all too well the damage accrued by stunts gone awry. A fire stunt early in his career almost claimed his life, and today he still has severe scarring over half his body. If absolutely nothing else, his perseverance in the industry – coupled with his efforts to raise awareness for burn victims, including his charitable support of California’s Bothin Burn Center – makes him a rarity in today’s movie-making cosmos; a selfless, good-hearted movie star more than willing to help out just as much behind the camera as he is in front of it.

In an industry known for elitists and multimillionaire moguls and conceited snobs, Kane Hodder represents the inverse of the Hollywood “ideal.” He’s a hard-working family man who embodies the ethics and values of all the blue collar laborers of the film industry – the carpenters, the special effects people, the gaffers and, of course, the sadly unsung stunt performers.

While Hodder’s impact on the film industry may seem superficial at first glance, once you take a look at his resume, there’s no denying his monumental influence on the medium – not just as Jason Voorhees and Victor Crowley, but as the man entrusted to protect the lives of Hollywood A-listers and indie unknowns alike in more than 100 movies and TV shows.

For almost 50 years, Kane Hodder’s extensive work as an actor and stuntman has been all but ignored by Hollywood’s big wigs. Giving Hodder an Honorary Oscar would be a symbolic token of appreciation not only for the man himself but all of the uncelebrated stunt workers in Hollywood and the indie scene alike. 

Jason already took Manhattan. And it’s long past time he took Hollywood’s most prestigious honor, too.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

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Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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