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‘The Omen’ Franchise Ranking: All Six Movies from Worst to Best

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The infamous Satanic Panic is often referred to as the 20th century equivalent of the Salem Witch Trials, with innocent heavy metal fans and Dungeons & Dragons players being accused of worshipping Satan while apocalyptic conspiracy theories about the rise of the Antichrist and the supposed “Mark of the Beast” ran rampant amongst radical believers. However, what a lot of people don’t know is that horror cinema played an accidentally crucial role in inspiring this regrettable era of prejudice and misinformation.

In fact, there are a handful of specific horror films that informed most of the fears we now associate with the Satanic Panic, with some of the most influential being Richard Donner’s 1977 classic The Omen and its numerous follow-ups. Despite playing fast and loose with their religious influences, these movies would go on to popularize then-obscure bits of biblical lore (like the Satanic connotations of “666”) that most scholars had already dismissed as being figurative.

This is why it makes so much sense that Damien’s legacy continues to scare audiences to this very day, with the latest entry in the saga of the devil’s child raking in over $17 million during its debut weekend alone. And with nearly 50 years of Omen films to choose from, we’ve decided to celebrate the series with a definitive ranking of all six movies.

And while it’s technically a TV show, I’d also like to give a shout-out to A&E’s short-lived Damien series, an admittedly uneven show that still boasted an undeniably interesting premise (with the plot following an amnesiac Damien being forced to confront his Satanic origins).

With that out of the way, onto our The Omen franchise ranking…


6. Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)

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Watching an older Antichrist finally fulfill his promised role as the emissary of Satan sounds like an obviously thrilling conclusion to the Omen movies – especially when you bring in Sam Neill to portray the adult Damien and original director Richard Donner to produce the feature – but I guess there really are no guarantees in Hollywood.

Much to the dismay of horror fans, The Final Conflict feels a lot more like one of those hyper-Christian Omen knockoffs like The Omega Code rather than an official climactic conclusion to the series. And while Sam Neill is my favorite incarnation of Damien since Harvey Spencer Stephens, not even his demonic charms can save this one from being the worst in the franchise.


5. The Omen IV: The Awakening (1991)

The horror genre has always been fascinated with evil children, so it makes sense that original Omen producer Harvey Bernhard insisted on continuing the franchise after Damien’s inevitable death by bringing the story back to its roots. In this made-for-TV sequel, audiences are introduced to Delia York, Damien’s homicidal daughter and protector of the newly reborn Antichrist destined to continue Satan’s plans for humanity.

In all honesty, the TV budget and derivative storytelling make The Awakening an objectively worse product than every other film in the franchise, but I actually think that the flick’s schlocky thrills are what make it more entertaining than Part III. Delia certainly can’t compete with her predecessors, but a series of cartoonish deaths and new age mumbo jumbo make this a fun time for B-movie aficionados.


4. Damien – The Omen II (1978)

Following up on a bona fide classic is no easy task, so you’ve got to give Don Taylor and his team at least some credit for not taking the easy route and simply rehashing the events of the first movie. Chronicling the demonic exploits of a 13-year-old Damien as he uncovers his destiny while attending a military academy, The Omen II stands about by actually depicting the Devil’s Child as a real character this time around.

Of course, the added pathos can’t quite make up for a general lack of narrative direction – as well as a collection of sub-par scares. While there are a handful of exquisite death scenes here (with the elevator maiming being one of the best in the entire franchise), The Omen II simply isn’t as thrilling or as interesting as its predecessor even if it still works as a fun standalone horror movie.


3. The Omen (2006)

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We’ve been retelling horror stories since time immemorial, so it was only a matter of time before one of the most influential scary movies of all time would be updated for a new generation. However, in the case of 2006’s inevitable Omen remake, the retelling wouldn’t really need to be updated all that much in order to make the film a massive box office hit.

A faithful recreation of much of what made the original so effective, the remake feels like a familiar new take on a classic play – which is both a good and a bad thing. The film can’t quite capture the same level of artistry and atmosphere as the original (even if the new cast is phenomenal), but it’s definitely a thrilling experience if you can separate it from its studio-mandated origins.


2. The First Omen (2024)

Many critics will tell you that prequels are an inherently bad idea because if a detailed backstory is good enough to warrant being told, it would have been told the first time around. That’s why I think Arkasha Stevenson’s The First Omen is a fascinating miracle of a film, using Damien’s history as a jumping off point to examine and expand on horrific concepts that were merely hinted at in the original film.

Sure, the end product is held back by a handful of fake-out jump-scares and completely unnecessary (and possibly studio-mandated) sequel bait that doesn’t jive well with the thoughtful craftsmanship that came before, but this prequel is still proof that passionate creators can breathe new life into even the most familiar of properties.


1. The Omen (1976)

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Is it any surprise that the film that started it all would take the number one spot here? Richard Donner was one of the best filmmakers of his generation and the esoteric zeitgeist of the 70s made it the perfect time to tell a chilling story about the Antichrist, so I think it’s pretty clear that The Omen is a seminal example of “lightning in a bottle” filmmaking that can never be replicated.

From the incredibly memorable deaths to scenes and dialogue that are still referenced and parodied to this very day (with projects like Little Evil and Good Omens clearly being inspired by the story of Damien), there’s a reason why this film became such a big hit that it made the devil popular again.

Born Brazilian, raised Canadian, Luiz is a writer and Film student that spends most of his time watching movies and subsequently complaining about them.

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Silly, Self-Aware ‘Amityville Christmas Vacation’ Is a Welcome Change of Pace [The Amityville IP]

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Twice a month Joe Lipsett will dissect a new Amityville Horror film to explore how the “franchise” has evolved in increasingly ludicrous directions. This is “The Amityville IP.” 

After a number of bloated runtimes and technically inept entries, it’s something of a relief to watch Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022). The 55-minute film doesn’t even try to hit feature length, which is a wise decision for a film with a slight, but enjoyable premise.

The amusingly self-aware comedy is written and directed by Steve Rudzinski, who also stars as protagonist Wally Griswold. The premise is simple: a newspaper article celebrating the hero cop catches the attention of B’n’B owner Samantha (Marci Leigh), who lures Wally to Amityville under the false claim that he’s won a free Christmas stay.

Naturally it turns out that the house is haunted by a vengeful ghost named Jessica D’Angelo (Aleen Isley), but instead of murdering him like the other guests, Jessica winds up falling in love with him.

Several other recent Amityville films, including Amityville Cop and Amityville in Space, have leaned into comedy, albeit to varying degrees of success. Amityville Christmas Vacation is arguably the most successful because, despite its hit/miss joke ratio, at least the film acknowledges its inherent silliness and never takes itself seriously.

In this capacity, the film is more comedy than horror (the closest comparison is probably Amityville Vibrator, which blended hard-core erotica with references to other titles in the “series”). The jokes here are enjoyably varied: Wally glibly acknowledges his racism and excessive use of force in a way that reflects the real world culture shift around criticisms of police work; the last names of the lovers, as well the title of the film, are obvious homages to the National Lampoon’s holiday film; and the narrative embodies the usual festive tropes of Hallmark and Lifetime Christmas movies.

This self-awareness buys the film a certain amount of goodwill, which is vital considering Rudzinski’s clear budgetary limitations. Jessica’s ghost make-up is pretty basic, the action is practically non-existent, and the whole film essentially takes place in a single location. These elements are forgivable, though audiences whose funny bone isn’t tickled will find the basic narrative, low stakes, and amateur acting too glaring to overlook. It must be acknowledged that in spite of its brief runtime, there’s still an undeniable feeling of padding in certain dialogue exchanges and sequences.

Despite this, there’s plenty to like about Amityville Christmas Vacation.

Rudzinski is the clear stand-out here. Wally is a goof: he’s incredibly slow on the uptake and obsessed with his cat Whiskers. The early portions of the film lean on Wally’s inherent likeability and Rudzinski shares an easy charm with co-star Isley, although her performance is a bit more one-note (Jessica is mostly confused by the idiot who has wandered into her midst).

Falling somewhere in the middle are Ben Dietels as Rick (Ben Dietels), Wally’s pathetic co-worker who has invented a family to spend the holidays with, and Zelda (Autumn Ivy), the supernatural case worker that Jessica Zooms with for advice on how to negotiate her newfound situation.

The other actors are less successful, particularly Garrett Hunter as ghost hunter Creighton Spool (Scott Lewis), as well as Samantha, the home owner. Leigh, in particular, barely makes an impression and there’s absolutely no bite in her jealous threats in the last act.

Like most comedies, audience mileage will vary depending on their tolerance for low-brow jokes. If the idea of Wally chastising and giving himself a pep talk out loud in front of Jessica isn’t funny, Amityville Christmas Vacation likely isn’t for you. As it stands, the film’s success rate is approximately 50/50: for every amusing joke, there’s another one that misses the mark.

Despite this – or perhaps because of the film’s proximity to the recent glut of terrible entries – Amityville Christmas Vacation is a welcome breath of fresh air. It’s not a great film, but it is often amusing and silly. There’s something to be said for keeping things simple and executing them reasonably well.

That’s a lesson that other indie Amityville filmmakers could stand to learn.

2.5 out of 5 skulls

The Amityville IP Awards go to…

  • Recurring Gag: The film mines plenty of jokes from characters saying the quiet part (out) loud, including Samantha’s delivery of “They’re always the people I hate” when Wally asks how he won a contest he didn’t enter.
  • Holiday Horror: There’s a brief reference that Jessica died in an “icicle accident,” which plays like a perfect blend between a horror film and a Hallmark film.
  • Best Line: After Jessica jokes about Wally’s love of all things cats to Zelda, calling him the “cat’s meow,” the case worker’s deadpan delivery of “Yeah, that sounds like an inside joke” is delightful.
  • Christmas Wish: In case you were wondering, yes, Santa Claus (Joshua Antoon) does show up for the film’s final joke, though it’s arguably not great.
  • Chainsaw Award: This film won Fangoria’s ‘Best Amityville’ Chainsaw award in 2023, which makes sense given how unique it is compared to many other titles released in 2022. This also means that the film is probably the best entry we’ll discuss for some time, so…yay?
  • ICYMI: This editorial series was recently included in a profile in the The New York Times, another sign that the Amityville “franchise” will never truly die.

Next time: we’re hitting the holidays in the wrong order with a look at November 2022’s Amityville Thanksgiving, which hails from the same creative team as Amityville Karen <gulp>

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