Editorials
Kill of the Week: Split Down the Middle in ‘Thirteen Ghosts’
Every week, we spotlight a kill that we just can’t get enough of. This is Kill of the Week.
William Castle put the fun in horror back in his heyday, so it only makes sense that tribute company Dark Castle Entertainment did much the same in the early 2000s. The label’s original intention was to put a modern twist on classic Castle horror films, and a remake of Thirteen Ghosts was second up on the chopping block after a remake of House on Haunted Hill.
Directed by Steve Beck, Thirteen Ghosts (or Thir13en Ghosts, if you prefer) was released into theaters in 2001, and it took the basic premise of the 1960 original and turned literally everything up to eleven. With incredible production design, gruesome kills, and some of the most creative ghosts in horror history, as well as a scenery-chewing performance from Matthew Lillard, Dark Castle’s Thirteen Ghosts was a monster mash of insanity that was packed with boundless energy and a sense of mindless fun that’s sadly missing from today’s horror films.
Seriously. If you want to have fun, revisit this movie. TONIGHT.
One of the standout highlights of Thirteen Ghosts is the graphic bisection of a lawyer, which just so happens to be this week’s Kill of the Week!
Played by J.R. Bourne, the character (named Ben Moss) meets a most unpleasant end when two sliding glass doors activated by the ghost-infested house violently slam shut and split his whole body straight down the middle. The cleverly-executed kill sees the front half of Moss’ body slide down the glass while the gnarly back half remains briefly stuck to the other side; a nude ghost with massive breasts looks on, making the gruesome death scene NSFW for more than one reason!
I’ve always loved the way Moss’ ghost-viewing glasses and tie snap off before his body splits in two, which perfectly let us know what was coming before things got real ugly. The whole effect was pulled off incredibly well by Beck and the KNB EFX team, serving as the precursor for what Dark Castle would soon unleash in the opening sequence of 2002’s Ghost Ship.
Revisit the “split lawyer” scene below, which our own Trace Thurman considers one of his all-time favorite horror movie death scenes. I’m right there with ya, Trace!
Editorials
Here’s Johnny! 5 Unexpected Homages to ‘The Shining’ in Non-Horror Media
Some movies are just so beloved that you can experience them through cultural osmosis without ever sitting down to actually watch them. From loving parodies to meticulous recreations of iconic scenes, memorable filmmaking lives on even after the curtains close on the silver screen. And when it comes to horror, few films can compete with the massive impact that Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining had on popular culture as a whole.
Whether or not you think the flick is a good adaptation of Stephen King’s seminal novel, 1980’s The Shining slowly but surely grew into one of the most influential genre movies ever made, inspiring everything from surprisingly heartfelt sequels to classic episodes of The Simpsons. However, not all The Shining references are created equal, and today I’d like to shine a light on six unexpected homages to Kubrick’s iconic film.
In this list, we’ll be focusing on references and Easter eggs that either came out of the blue or came from creators that you wouldn’t expect to be fans of this classic ghost story. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own favorite references to the Torrance family and the Overlook Hotel if you think we missed a particularly memorable one.
With that out of the way, onto the list!
5. A Nightmare on FaceTime – South Park (2012)

Regardless of the brand’s iffy reputation among former employees, the death of Blockbuster Video was a serious blow to fans of physical media. Of course, some folks were more affected by this than others, and South Park’s Randy Marsh definitely took things a little too far in the twelfth episode of the show’s sixteenth season.
Titled A Nightmare on FaceTime, the main plot of this 2012 story is a surprisingly faithful recreation of The Shining where Randy purchases an empty Blockbuster store and begins to go mad once he realizes that his investment may not have been a very good idea due to the rise of streaming and the now-defunct RedBox storefronts.
4. The Overlook Hotel Level – Ready Player One (2018)

I was never really a fan of Ernest Cline’s Ready Player One, so I viewed Stephen Spielberg’s divisive adaptation of the novel as an improvement over the source material despite having its own narrative issues. In fact, I actually prefer how Spielberg changed the story by removing several references to his own work and replacing a lengthy Blade Runner detour with an over-the-top homage to The Shining.
A CGI-heavy recreation of the film’s most iconic moments that feels like a big-budget ghost train ride set within the Overlook Hotel, this intense sequence is more of a recreation of the freaky aesthetics of The Shining rather than its mind-bending narrative. However, it’s still fun to see Spielberg make a heartfelt tribute to a filmmaker that was once his close personal friend.
3. IKEA Singapore Halloween Ad (2014)

It makes sense that commercials don’t typically borrow from the horror genre, as it might be a bad idea to scare away potential customers, but some references are just too much fun to pass up.
That’s probably why the publicists behind this Ikea ad from Singapore were allowed to turn their commercial into a genuinely unsettling recreation of Danny’s tricycle scene from The Shining. After all, nobody cares if your store is haunted so long as it offers late-night shopping hours and a large selection of merchandise that you can become lost in forever and ever…
2. The End of ‘Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality’ – Community (2014)

Community is no stranger to recreating iconic movie moments within the show, and the series had previously tackled horror tropes in episodes like the fan-favorite Epidemiology. However, the most laugh-out-loud moment on this particular list comes from a brief gag towards the end of the season five episode ‘Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality’.
The majority of this episode has nothing to do with scary movies, but there’s a brief subplot involving supporting character Chang and a possible encounter with ghosts that leads him to question his own existence. This subplot culminates in the episode’s hilarious ending where the camera zooms in on a black-and-white photograph of Chang in period clothing at some kind of celebration, just like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining.
However, the picture’s subtitle eventually reveals that it’s merely a conveniently placed keepsake from the ‘Old Timey Photo Club’.
1. The Overlook Hedge Maze Sequence – Zootopia 2 (2025)

Disney movies are pretty far removed from both the gruesome horror of Stephen King and the heady filmmaking of Stanley Kubrick, so I don’t think anyone was expecting the climax of last year’s Zootopia sequel to take place in an animated version of the snowy hedge maze from The Shining.
In this unexpectedly intense sequence, friend-turned-villain Pawbert Lynxley (an unhinged lynx cat played by Andy Samberg) chases our protagonists through a creepy labyrinth in a loving recreation of Jack Nicholson’s icy demise outside the Overlook Hotel. The actual ending here might be a little more child-friendly than what’s being referenced, but it’s amazing that the filmmakers were able to push the horror elements as far as they did – especially since the scene doesn’t really have anything to do with the rest of the movie.
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