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Best Horror Movies of All Time – 2000s

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Time and time again, history demonstrates that current events wind up reflecting in the period’s genre films as well, and the turn of the century proves no different. September 11, 2001 wasn’t just a dark day stateside, but it reverberated globally as well thanks to continuous media coverage of terrorism and military focus. The early 2000s brought the rise and fall of the sub-genre dubbed “torture porn.” New developments in digital technology and laptop software, in conjunction with a recession that affected the filmmaking industry, meant new voices in horror that may not have arisen prior to this decade.

International turmoil and continued rapid pace advancements in technology meant the rise of international horror. Asian horror was already on the rise thanks to breakout hits like Ringu late last decade, the French emerged as a powerhouse of brutal horror in what’s been dubbed New French Extremity, and the Spanish unveiled an uncanny ability to delivery supernatural chills. Despite the economic and cultural mood, the 2000-2009 was a fantastic decade for horror, and here are the best:


American Psycho (2000)

American Psycho

Based on the novel by Bret Easton Ellis, of which he received death threats upon publication for its content, Mary Harron’s masterful adaptation tows the perfectly balanced line between horror and biting humor. A social satire on Wall Street excess and investment banking, New York investment banker’s hatred for humanity gives way to dark psychosis and indulging in violent fantasy. Christian Bale’s performance as Bateman was a revelation, setting his career afire instead of ruining it as he was warned it would prior to accepting the role. As bloody as it is funny, Harron had to trim some scenes to get the film down to an R-rating from its initial NC-17 cut. As memorable as the sequence that sees Bateman chase his victims down with a chainsaw while naked is, so is the scene of passive aggressive business card exchanging.


Ginger Snaps (2000)

Ginger Snaps

John Fawcett’s coming of age werewolf tale is lower budget perfection. A lycanthropic metaphor for puberty, sexuality, and fitting in, werewolves have never had their pulse on what it’s like to be a teenaged girl like Ginger Snaps. The practical effects are great, but what really makes the film something special is the performances by Katharine Isabelle as Ginger and Emily Perkins as her sister Brigitte. Their deep bond as sisters grounds the film, but their diverging path the moment Ginger is bitten by a werewolf unleashes an inevitable emotional devastation.


Final Destination (2001)

Final Destination

On paper, James Wong’s Final Destination looks like just another teen horror, with a plot set around a teen who predicts a plane crash and therefore avoids the accident, only for death to catch up to he and his friends. Wong applies the Hitchcock Bomb Theory to the inevitability of death, drawing out an unbearable tension to almost each death as fate slowly sets in. Sometimes humorous and often self-aware, it’s the suspense and intricately designed deaths that inspired an entire franchise.


28 Days Later (2002)

28 Days Later

Danny Boyle’s surprise hit revitalized the zombie sub-genre by creating a unique, contemporary vision of the viral apocalypse set against an intimate character study. As terrifying as the rage virus was, including its infected to attack and quick speeds, it’s the realization that the humans are even more evil and terrifying that makes this so effective. Except Boyle doesn’t make it so simple; posing the question of necessity when humanity is at stake. Aside from Boyle’s cinematic style, 28 Days Later is bolstered by a fantastic cast lead by Cillian Murphy, Naomi Harris, and Christopher Eccleston, all of whom make us care about what’s happening to these characters.


May (2002)

May

Lucky McKee made an impressive debut with May, with an equally impressive performance by actress Angela Bettis. Bettis’ May is both heartbreaking in her loneliness and chilling in her murderous disassociation with reality.  An outcast since youth thanks to her lazy eye, May’s only true friend is her porcelain doll, and her desire to forge a meaningful friendship is rebuffed again and again. May’s determination and awkward attempts are both humorous and endearing, but as equally terrifying when she takes matters into her own hands.


Saw (2004)

Saw

Saw is often credited as an early pioneer in the maligned “torture porn” subgenre, but the surprising truth is that it offered mostly suggested violence and very little gore. What it did do, however, is launch the careers of James Wan and Leigh Whannell and an entire franchise that grew increasingly grisly. Though the subsequent sequels would ramp up the gore and violence, Whannell and Wan’s shocker relied more on weaving a unique murder mystery and clever narrative twists. Saw nailed one of the biggest surprise endings of the decade and delivered an iconic horror villain in Jigsaw in one fell swoop.


Shutter (2004)

Shutter

When the fervor for long-haired Japanese ghosts had started to wind down, Thailand enters the arena and proves there’s still a lot of life left. Banjong Pisanthanakun and Parkpoom Wongpoom craft a captivating murder mystery all while making Polaroid cameras the stuff of nightmares. For a photographer and his girlfriend, strange images begin showing up in their photos after an accident. Soon, supernatural occurrences begin to ramp up until the past catches up to them. The tropes laid out previously in J-horror still exist, but Pisanthanakun and Wongpoom manage to make them feel new, especially wrapped with a tragic mystery. They also deliver some of the most bone-chilling sequences on film, making this long-haired ghost on par with the likes of Sadako and Kayako.


The Descent (2005)

The Descent

Neil Marshall’s seminal creature feature is notable for a couple of reasons. One, the cast is almost entirely female, and two, Marshall’s ramping up of dread set against a claustrophobic setting is so effective that it almost doesn’t even feel like a creature feature. The friendship and emotional stakes in conjunction with the tense atmosphere are so well done that no one ever notices that it takes a full hour of run time before the bodies start piling up. The Descent is extremely bloody and scary, but it’s also impressive in how it redefines women in horror. These are tough spelunkers that never feel one-note or forced. Though Sarah may have been the lead heroine, Juno wins for being Crawler slaying MVP.


The Devil’s Rejects (2005)

The Devil's Rejects

Rocker turned director Rob Zombie surprised critics and audiences alike with the follow up to his 2003 debut House of 1000 Corpses. Gone was the vivid coloration and dark, twisted humor and replaced with sepia-toned ‘70s grit and nihilism. The much more narratively polished sequel follows the Firefly family’s exploits, making them somehow (somewhat) sympathetic despite leaving a path of carnage and death in their wake. Zombie’s magnum opus is so stylistically different from its predecessor that it borrows more heavily from Bonnie and Clyde than House of 1000 Corpses in just about every way. Even haters of Zombie’s filmography have a tough time hating this one.


Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

Behind the Mask the Rise of Leslie Vernon

Scott Glosserman’s clever spin on the slasher sub-genre inexplicably slipped under the radar for many, but it remains one of the decade’s best. What begins as a sort of documentary style break-down of slasher tropes with Nathan Baesel as the charismatic Leslie Vernon in his quest to become one of the slasher greats like Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees, then shifts into a more traditional style for the grand finale. While there are notable cameos by Robert Englund, Scott Wilson, and Zelda Rubinstein, it’s the explored relationship between Vernon and his chosen final girl that makes this slasher break-down so amazing.


Inside (2007)

Inside

Written and directed by Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo, this no holds barred standoff between to fierce females delivers one of the tensest cinematic experiences that eventually builds into one of the bloodiest, brutal finales ever. Beatrice Dalle is ferociously terrifying as La Femme, and the Maury and Bustillo take the most mundane of household items and turn them into deadly weapons. Knitting needles, scissors, toasters, and more are all weapons of cringe-inducing destruction.


The Orphanage (2007)

The Orphanage

J.A. Bayona’s directorial debut sees Laura returning to her childhood home, an orphanage for the disabled, with the intent to reopen it once more. When her son begins making new unseen friends, and then goes missing, Laura is sent on a frenzy to find her son and uncover the truths of her past. Produced by Guillermo del Toro, there’s a lot in common with his films; the emotional core, the gothic setting, and weaving of creepy supernatural elements against a more profound cultural story. A heartfelt ghost story that also manages to really deliver on the chills, The Orphanage is at the top of its class.


[Rec] (2007)

REC

By 2007, the found footage subgenre was feeling tired and worn out thanks to cheap imitators after the surprise hit of The Blair Witch Project. Enter Spanish filmmakers Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza, who created not only one of the most terrifying films of the decade, but proved that anything can be reinvigorated and exciting again with clever minds behind it. The cast is comprised of mostly relative unknowns in their native Spain, including Manuela Velasco, also a TV presenter like her character Angela Vidal. Plaza and Balagueró also kept their cast in suspense, only doling out the script bits at a time so they’d never learn their characters’ fate until the day of filming. Nor did any of the cast know the fireman would fall to his death early in the film. Basically, the cast was as terrified while shooting the film as the audience was watching.


Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

Trick r Treat

Michael Dougherty’s expertly woven anthology celebrates the spirit of Halloween in ways that no film has come close to touching. Covering all aspects of the holiday, from costumes to trick or treating, Trick ‘r Treat lays out the rules while delivering the cutest Halloween mascot of all time; Sam, the pint-sized terror with the cutest of weapons. Every frame is saturated with the holiday, from the look, feel, and tone of the horrors and fun of Halloween. Not only did Dougherty nail the very essence of Halloween, but he also changed the rules of what an anthology could be. A decade later, fans are still clamoring for more.


Let the Right One In (2008)

Let the Right One In

Adapted from the novel by John Ajvide Lindqvist, this mature spin on vampire lore is deceiving by its lead cast of two youths. A strange, haunting love story between 12-year old bullied Oskar and the peculiar Eli, who has a thirst for blood, the beautifully shot film is an intelligent break down of what it means to be immortal and lonely. It’s a romantic horror in the darkest sense, friendship and devotion giving way to revenge and death that’s well past Oskar’s 12-years. In terms of vampire movies, there’s nothing quite like it.


Martyrs (2008)

Martyrs

Pascal Laugier’s is extremely divisive for pushing theological and spiritual exploration to brutal, visceral limits. It’s also a narrative that seems to be comprised of multiple movies in one; beginning as a story of revenge for a woman tortured as a child before escaping before switching to a story of cultish torment leading to cringe-inducing terror. Love it or hate it, there’s no forgetting the horrific imagery Laugier presents on screen. Martyrs is a study on pain and suffering, and the very definition of nihilistic horror.


The Strangers (2008)

The Strangers

Bryan Bertino’s impressive feature debut stands out in a decade where home-invasion was popular. Memorable for its bleak, depressing tone, The Strangers also is regarded for its chilling randomness. While the young couple at the center of the story is suffering the breakdown of their relationship, they also fall victim to three masked assailants who terrorize them at their isolated cabin. Why? Because they happened to be home. The very concept that this could happen to anyone, anywhere, combined with Bertino’s mastery of atmosphere, gave this a more realistically rendered approach that terrified audience goers.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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