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We’re Passing the Longest Stretch of Time Between ‘Friday the 13th’ Films EVER

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We don’t want to depress you on Friday the 13th, but these are the facts.

When director Sean S. Cunningham’s low-budget Friday the 13th was released in May of 1980, it’s pretty safe to say that nobody expected it to be a big time hit, much less one that would change the face of the horror genre. But, as we know looking back, that weekend in May did indeed alter the course of horror history, ushering in a new wave of gory slasher flicks.

Paramount immediately began milking the franchise dry just one year later, releasing Friday the 13th: Part 2 in April 1981, less than a year after the first film!

Of course, the Friday the 13th franchise didn’t slow down from there, as Part 2 made Jason Voorhees the star of the show and really established the franchise as a dominant force on the horror scene for many years to come. Between 1980 and 1989, a whopping EIGHT Friday the 13th films were quickly written, shot and released.

Jason Takes Manhattan closed out the ’80s with its 1989 release, and it would be four years before Jason returned in Jason Goes to Hell. At that time, four years without Jason was completely unheard of; little did Friday fans realize at the time, they were about to wait a whole lot longer for the next installment.

While New Line’s Jason Goes to Hell memorably teased a battle between Freddy and Jason, the studio spent the remainder of the ’90s trying to figure out how to bring the two horror icons together for that promised mash-up. Instead, they eventually ended up bringing Jason back solo for the outer space-set Jason X, released more than 8 years after Jason Goes to Hell.

8 years, 8 months, 2 weeks, to be exact.

Not long after, Freddy vs. Jason finally came to fruition in 2003, but it would be a long time before we ever saw Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees up on the big screen again. Jason’s return came first, with Platinum Dunes’ Friday the 13th remake arriving in theaters on February 13th, 2009 – 5 years, 6 months after Freddy vs. Jason.

Sadly, the planned sequel to the remake never got off the ground.

And so today, Friday, October 13th, 2017, marks exactly 8 years, 8 months since we last saw Jason Voorhees slash up teenagers, which means we’re currently less than 2 weeks shy of breaking the record for the longest stretch of time between Friday the 13th films in the 37-year history of the franchise.

Needless to say, with no new installment even announced or seemingly in any stage of development at this time, we are currently on track to shatter that unfortunate record.

A strange fate for a franchise that once unleashed a new film every single year.

The biggest bummer of all this is that Paramount had initially planned on releasing a new Friday the 13th movie TODAY, but they pulled the plug back in February; from what we’ve been told, the under-performance of Rings gave the studio cold feet about reviving another long-dormant horror franchise from the past.

Breck Eisner was to direct Prisoners writer Aaron Guzikowski’s script.

It’s no secret that New Line/Warner Bros. will be reclaiming the rights to Friday the 13th (from Paramount) sometime in 2018 (provided that messy legal battle that’s been going on this year doesn’t screw things up any further), so the future of the franchise is very much hanging in the balance right now.

If we can be sure of one thing, it’s that Jason Voorhees will eventually return. And when he does, it’ll be the most long-awaited reunion any of us has ever experienced.

Writer in the horror community since 2008. Editor in Chief of Bloody Disgusting. Owns Eli Roth's prop corpse from Piranha 3D. Has two awesome cats. Still plays with toys.

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Before ‘The Blair Witch Project’, ‘Alien Autopsy’ Showed How Real Found Footage Could Feel

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Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction

The line separating artist from con man is a lot thinner than you might initially believe. While I think we can all agree that lying for the sake of profit is actively malicious behavior, isn’t it also true that the faux documentary aspect of The Blair Witch Project is half the reason why that film became such a cultural phenomenon? After all, if there’s one thing filmmakers have in common with stage magicians, it’s that misleading and misdirecting audiences is simply part of the job.

That’s why I’ve developed a habit of mostly ignoring the moral quandaries behind many of film and television’s biggest “hoaxes” in favor of appreciating the narrative elements that drive productions like Mermaids: The Body Found and even Animal Planet’s highly underrated The Cannibal in the Jungle. However, if there’s a definitive case of a highly publicized broadcast fooling the world into taking it seriously, it has to be Fox’s infamous 1995 TV special Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction.

It’s been over three decades since that eerie footage first haunted television screens right at the peak of the ’90s ufology craze, and in that time, the video has taken on a life of its own. From countless parodies and references in everything from The X-Files to Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater (as well as John Dower’s recently released tell-all documentary The Alien Autopsy Scandal, which I’d highly recommend to genre fans everywhere), there’s no denying the legacy of the Alien Autopsy video. However, I rarely see the tape discussed as what it truly is: a highly convincing found footage film directed by a passionate stage magician and brought to life by masterful practical effects work.

That’s why I’d like to invite readers to join me on a deep dive into one of the most infamous broadcasts of all time in an attempt to reevaluate the footage as a fascinating narrative experience rather than a complete hoax.

The TV Special That Convinced Millions It Was Real

Ray Santilli next to Extraterrestrial replica in ‘The Alien Autopsy Scandal’

For starters, regardless of whether or not you believe that there was in fact an extraterrestrial crash in Roswell during the summer of 1947 and that some form of autopsy was performed on the victims, the producers behind the black & white recordings, Ray Santilli and Gary Shoefield, insist that their video was a “restoration.” Though I’d argue that the proper word is “remake”of genuine footage that was too damaged to air on television. That’s why the duo went on to recruit filmmaker and eccentric magician Spyros Melaris and sculptor/monster designer John Humphreys to bring their version of the autopsy to life and sell it to the highest bidder.

This is where the story of the Alien Autopsy as a narrative experience really begins. Melaris claims that his approach to the faux recording consisted of striving for extreme period accuracy in both shooting equipment and setting while also planting subtle details that would initially seem like mistakes but could later be revealed to actually fit the time period. That being said, the filmmaker was under the impression that the short would be released for free as a PR stunt, with the team later producing and selling an informative documentary chronicling exactly how the footage was faked and commenting on how easy it is to manipulate public perception with a good old-fashioned magic trick.

This obviously isn’t how things went down, and that’s likely the reason why Melaris has since distanced himself from everyone else involved with the project. Yet, no amount of behind-the-scenes drama can undermine the genuine effort that went into making the short as impressive as it is. From the sourcing of real animal organs from a local butcher to make the organic part of the creature more lifelike to the highly detailed sculpt that made use of a hollowed-out underlayer that could be filled with fake blood and assorted viscera, there’s a reason why so many Hollywood specialists are still impressed with the artistry on display here.

Of course, the believability is only half the story, as I think that the best part of the autopsy is how Melaris builds on the existing tension by obscuring certain details and often embracing the chaos of what a real examination of extraterrestrial life could feel like. The camera often goes out of focus at just the right time to make certain effects hit even harder, and we can only speculate as to what the hazmat-suited doctors are gesticulating about during the operation. There’s a real air of mystery to the whole thing that almost makes it feel like a cosmically terrifying, cursed film containing forbidden knowledge that civilians were never meant to see.

So when Fox’s Fact or Fiction brings in the specialists to comment on the film and its otherworldly subject, it’s no surprise that we end up with one of the most memorable mockumentaries of all time – albeit one where the participants are unaware that the footage they’re commenting on is basically a large-scale practical joke. A joke that the network was obviously in on, as many participants claim that the TV special cut out significant portions where guests point out that they believe the footage to be an elaborate hoax.

The Lasting Impact of the Hoax Turned Cultural Event

Regardless, I remember going to bed terrified after watching reruns of the special and thinking about the respected pathologist who claimed that the body was almost certainly inhuman, with even effects maestro Stan Winston commenting on how difficult it would be to recreate some of these visuals through practical puppetry. That’s not even mentioning Jonathan Frakes’ dramatic hyping up of the disturbing imagery as if he was talking about the tape from The Ring, with his spooky demeanor here likely being responsible for his later role as the host of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction a few years later.

Personally, I’d argue that the Alien Autopsy phenomenon had just as much of an impact on me as a horror fan as The Blair Witch Project, a film that was almost certainly influenced by the success of this immensely popular hoax (to the point where they even produced their own TV special commenting on Heather’s found footage). Even if Fox didn’t intend to produce a narrative feature about the aftermath of the Roswell crash, the end product still holds up remarkably well as a highly entertaining mockumentary exploring the idea that we may not be alone in the universe.

While neither Santilli nor the rest of the production team has ever commented on this, I also think it’s very likely that the idea of a faux Alien Autopsy could have been influenced by Dean Alioto’s The McPherson Tape/UFO Abduction. I’ve already written about how this granddaddy of found footage was co-opted by rogue ufologists who began selling bootlegs of the tape at conventions as if it were real evidence of a close encounter, so it’s not that much of a stretch to imagine that Santilli and company could have heard about this phenomenon and been inspired to come up with their own highly profitable hoax.

At the end of the day, it’s unlikely that the Alien Autopsy film is recreating any real footage from Roswell, but I can still appreciate the short and the accompanying television event as a standalone horror story that still influences the way we see found footage to this very day.

After all, the possibility that something could be real is often much scarier than finding out for sure – and that’s why I think Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction is still worth revisiting three decades down the line.

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