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So What Happens When Disney Gets Hold of the ‘Alien’ Franchise?
It’s way too early to speculate. So let’s speculate!
You’ve probably heard that Disney has been in talks to purchase 21st Century Fox, which would see them acquiring Fox’s movie and TV studio, in addition to all kinds of other assets. From what we understand, a deal could be announced as soon as this week.
The possibility of the deal leaves us pondering one thing in particular: since Fox owns the Alien franchise and Disney may acquire Fox… Disney may soon own the Xenomorph?!
The idea of Disney owning the Alien franchise is nothing short of a bizarre and completely unexpected one, but if the deal goes through as speculated, that would indeed be one of the many interesting outcomes of it all – the most interesting Disney-related happening in the film world since the company acquired Lucasfilm back in 2012.
Star Wars fans were concerned about the Disney acquisition at the time the deal was announced, but now that we have four years distance from the news, it’s become clear that the franchise is in great hands. After all, The Force Awakens, Rogue One and this weekend’s The Last Jedi have restored the franchise to its former glory.
But the Alien franchise, well, that’s an entirely different story altogether. To date, every film in the horror franchise has been released with an “R” rating, and it goes without saying that Disney doesn’t exactly deal in rated “R” cinema. So then, what does the future of the Alien franchise look like, if Disney gets hold of it and wishes to continue it?
Would Ridley Scott go away? Would it lose its “R” rated edge all together?
My best guess? If Disney ends up owning the Alien franchise at some point in the future, we probably won’t be seeing the continuation of Ridley Scott’s vision.
It wouldn’t be fair to call this year’s Alien: Covenant a total bomb, as it made over $240 million worldwide on a $97 million budget (not counting the marketing spend), but at the same time, it would be fair to say that Scott’s latest Alien prequel under-performed at the box office. It also wasn’t very well received by the franchise’s most die-hard fans, suggesting that most (myself very much *not* included) just aren’t into Scott’s new vision for the series. So we can’t imagine a timeline wherein Disney pursues a continuation of what really hasn’t been working all that well for Fox these last several years – regardless of how dead set Scott himself is on finishing up his prequel franchise, a clear passion project for the 80-year-old filmmaker.
If what they’ve done with Star Wars is any indication, Disney would likely aim to reinvigorate fan interest in the Alien franchise by bringing in fresh voices to restore it to its former glory while also injecting new life into it. Which kinda sorta describes Neill Blomkamp’s vision for an “Alien 5,” doesn’t it? Blomkamp hoped to bring Ellen Ripley back for a sequel to Aliens that would give her character a proper sendoff, while also (presumably) paving the way for brand new installments jumping off from that point.
Disney’s penchant for four-quadrant tent-poles certainly fits in line with that vision, so we *could* see them hire Blomkamp or at least take a similar approach. After all, the one thing that probably would put asses in the seats at this point, in regards to the Alien franchise, would be bringing Sigourney Weaver’s badass heroine back for one more fight.
But would Disney make the bold choice of heading into “R” rated territory? That’s the biggest question of all… and the biggest fear that comes with this potential deal.
Then again, a mega-budget, action-adventure movie with Weaver back as Ripley isn’t sounding like a terrible idea to me right about now… even if it’s PG-13. Am I crazy?
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Forgotten ’80s Satanic Panic Horror Gem ‘The Kiss’ Is Worth Rediscovering
Horror was thriving so well in the 1980s that movies like Pen Densham’s The Kiss (1988) would understandably get lost in the shuffle, only to then gain their fans later on in life. Even still, this one Canadian-American curio has had a more challenging time than others, as far as contemporary reevaluations go, which is very likely due to the movie’s limited availability—at least as of this write-up.
However, the scarceness of The Kiss, while a bit annoying, makes it like catnip for ‘80s horror completists everywhere. Hopefully, a lot of them will walk away satisfied after watching this hidden gem.
Even though The Kiss was intended as the first of several horror collaborations between Astral Pictures and TriStar, as well as the first feature produced by Densham, Richard B. Lewis and John Watson’s Trilogy Entertainment Group, it ended up being the only one produced from that former union. Once the movie was released, TriStar’s distribution jitters—they opted for a regional rollout—did the $6-million flick no favors. TriStar’s cold feet toward horror releases have been well noted, but The Kiss still did a tad better than Night of the Creeps (1986), another genre outing that flopped due to its regional opening.
Shot in Montreal, but set in Albany, New York, The Kiss—which was still called The Host just a few months before its October premiere—concerns an average middle-class family and their forthcoming situation. The uncanny problem in store for them was, in fact, set in motion some years earlier. As that hot and dusty flashback to the Belgian Congo shows, a familial curse was set upon the two Dunbar sisters well before Meredith Salenger’s teenage character was born.

Meredith Salenger, Nicholas Kilbertus and Mimi Kuzyk in The Kiss
The Kiss, which was based on a story by co-writer Stephen Volk (Ghostwatch) and penned by both Volk and Tom Ropelewski, has the outward appearance of The Stepfather (1987). This movie, though, is anything but a gender-flipped retread of that classic domestic disturber. For starters, The Kiss is far less grounded in reality—that much is clear from its unsettling opening scene. There, a trusting girl (Priscilla Mouzakiotis) is the victim of her own deceptive aunt (Céline Lomez); the movie’s titular act, and the story’s first shock, becomes the means of transferring an ancient evil from one host to another.
In the present day, Salenger’s role of Amy Halloran, a religious schoolgirl, is dealt a harsh blow in life once her mother, Hilary Halloran née Dunbar (Pamela Collyer), suddenly dies in a freak accident. But rather than a complete stranger sweeping the Halloran widower (Nicholas Kilbertus) off his feet some months later, Joanna Pacula’s character is that chosen temptress. Here, Pacula plays the grown-up version of the afflicted girl last seen in the movie’s opener. Since Amy’s mother is insistent about there being no reunion between estranged sisters, and she even contemplates buying a gun shortly before her tragic demise, it’s presumable that Aunt Felice poses a threat to her family.
The Kiss isn’t a movie ever too concerned about its own predictability. The audience is indeed often one step ahead of the story here, but also keep in mind how every one of those steps is loud. Take, for instance, the death of Amy’s mother; the Halloran matriarch goes out in garish, gruesome fashion, as a supernaturally commandeered truck sends Collyer’s character through a store window first, then leaves her one leg short. The directorial enthusiasm truly comes out in horrific moments such as these.
The Kiss is always sure to revel in its characters’ ills and misfortunes. So if the plot doesn’t impress, then its lurid parts should. Amy’s mother’s exit scene was proof of an eager, first-time horror director proving his worth. Then, bestie Heather (Sabrina Boudot) survives to tell the tale of a bizarre escalator mishap that, despite showing relatively less gore, spikes viewers’ empathy meter. The wilder bits of this movie, however, commence with that inevitable hookup between Felice and Amy’s bewitched father; their kitchen coitus is paralleled by Amy’s feverish classroom terror. The outcome there is a disquieting cross-cut of sex magic and a young woman’s menstrual onset plus hallucinations.

Sabrina Boudot in The Kiss
From foam appliances to bladders, that parade of special effects in The Kiss casts its own spell on the audience. Felice’s familiar, a visibly malevolent cat, was realized here with several models, some more articulate than others. Admittedly, the demon cat’s not as convincing as most of the effects here, but accepting that artifice, as opposed to fighting it, will make the whole experience way more enjoyable. As for the makeup used to manifest Felice’s inner villainy, it is more minimal and subtle than one might like; yet the work done to turn Pacula into an antithesis of herself is nonetheless compelling.
The otherworldly perils and dreadful goings-on wouldn’t work half as well as they do in The Kiss without the story’s contrast effect. Finding frights in picturesque, extremely ordinary settings was something that took off in the ‘80s, thanks to that sweeping shift to locales like the suburbs. And Amy’s home, a replica of a real Montreal suburban house, is the ideal battleground for any proper good-versus-evil story. It’s also prime real estate for this movie’s satanic panic-inspired horrors.
Because of their ostensibly similar plots, The Kiss has been compared to The Exorcist (1973). Except in Densham’s movie, the sinister, non-Christian entity targeting a teen girl lies within something less apparent and, perhaps, more devastating upon its exposure. To an outsider, Pacula’s Aunt Felice is too beautiful and unobjectionable to ever suspect of being a monster. More suspicious is how quickly she rips into the fabric of the Halloran home. Felice’s mere presence upsets the “texture of family life,” according to the director.

The demon cat in The Kiss
Taking out Amy’s mother and best friend, and distracting her father, would suggest The Kiss is playing by a different set of rules. It is initially leaving its adolescent target unsupported in a rather grim scenario. In contrast, though, this story offers up a surrogate parent who does her best to fill in the holes of Amy’s eroding home life. Mimi Kuzyk does good work as that family friend and doctor, Brenda, who guides the lost child without also steering her in any one direction; she is naturally skeptical of Amy’s accusations until it’s almost too late to do anything about them. So although The Kiss does an admirable job of undoing the main character’s support system, it never leaves her without a lifeline. This dark movie, in spite of everything that’s transpired, doesn’t deprive itself of light and hope.
The Kiss is a potent mélange of familiar ideas. If not for the director’s surprise flair for horror, though, the movie would have been less effective. What a shame that Pen Densham didn’t continue with the genre. As for Joanna Pacula, she is, too, owed credit as the wicked vixen opposite Meredith Salenger’s pitiable Amy; she never fails to be unsettling in her role. Pacula makes Aunt Felice a sexy yet intimidating character.
For horror that steadily doles out madness and menace, while also delivering a flashy and ghastly conclusion, The Kiss is certain to please. Yes, it’s cheesy all the way, but most favorably, everyone involved plays everything straight. That kind of commitment goes a long way with this movie.

The Kiss


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