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7 Great Horror-Themed Board Games You Should Be Playing

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Horror and table-top gaming have always gone hand-in-hand, making “game night” a term that transcends images of sitting around a card table with your family accusing each other of cheating at Monopoly.

Here are some of my personal favorites.


Dead of Winter (Plaid Hat Games)

The Game: In this co-op game, you and up to four friends must work together to survive the zombie apocalypse in the harshest weather conditions. While this may sound like a reductive premise, the game keeps things fresh with the inclusion of the possibility that one person in your group is not what they seem. This game is not for novices and the first few plays may be a little rocky (you will lose multiple times, and that’s okay). But once you get the hang of things, you’ll want to start playing on the harder setting.

Who should play: Your friends who bitch about how The Walking Dead has killed the zombie genre.


The Bloody Inn (Asmodee)

The Game: Set during the nineteenth century in the French countryside, players take turns shuffling guests in and out of the titular inn in hopes to accumulate the most money by the end of the game. However, the means through which said money is earned is deception and murder. This game is a blast, but it takes a lot of patience. The rules are pretty straightforward, but each turn is limited in actions, which makes each decision vital. This game is not “action-packed,” but the tension is palpable. Getting caught red-handed is always something that can occur, and trying to watch out for yourself while screwing over the other players is continuously engaging.

Who should play: Your friends who joke about the best way to hide a dead body (but secretly they’re not joking).


Letters from Whitechapel (Fantasy Flight Games)

The Game: Letters from Whitechapel is broken up over the course of four nights in London in 1888, during which Jack the Ripper stalks the streets, on the hunt for victims. This game can be played by up to six players, with one player taking the role of Jack and the others as detectives trying to stop the murder spree. This game is all about strategic movement and deception. The player controlling Jack has a slight advantage as his player card is hidden from his rivals, making his moments unpredictable in the on-going investigation. Each night within the game is broken down into several phases that make the ostensibly overwhelming pacing flow pretty well. Working together with the other detectives to stop Jack from killing five victims before the end of the fourth night is exhilarating. But playing as Jack is almost more rewarding…if you can get away with it.

Who should play: Your creepy friends who sincerely ask the question, “who is your favorite serial killer?”


Smash Up (AEG)

The Game: Okay, this is a bit of a cheat because technically Smash Up isn’t a horror-themed game in the traditional sense. But what it is, is a battle card game where you can play as every movie monster imaginable. In Smash Up, players are dealt two decks of cards known as “factions.” Each faction has a special ability based on the monster (or fantasy creature) its cards represent. For example, vampire faction cards drain the power of other players’ cards; the zombie deck resurrects cards from your discard pile; and so on. Players use cards to destroy bases placed in the middle of the table, gaining the points they hold until one player reaches the preset point limit. What makes Smash Up so much fun is how versatile it is. Point limits can be raised or lowered depending on how quickly you’d like the game to move along. And selecting the right pair of factions is an ever-evolving process.

Who should play: Your friends who love monsters and are good at simple math.


Eldritch Horror (Fantasy Flight Games)

The Game: In this Lovecraftian co-op role playing game, you and up to seven friends take the roles of investigators trying to stop an impending apocalyptic doom. Eldritch took everything that was great about it spiritual predecessor, Arkham Horror and condensed it down to a tighter, faster game that doesn’t lose any of Arkham’s charm or intricate play-style. Theme and story-telling take the forefront here, making this a great experience for Lovecraft nuts and RPG-lovers.

Who should play: Your friends who argue over the spelling and/or pronunciation of  “Cthulhu” will be enthralled.


The Walking Dead Risk: Survival Edition (USAopoly)

The Game: Sometimes all it takes is a small tweak to make a classic game feel fresh again. While a lot of licensed property versions of board games offer nothing but new paintjob, The Walking Dead Risk injects new threats and tactics to what is arguably the king of all table-top strategy games to create something special. While games like Dead of Winter focus on the micro transactions and inner-personal tension found within a zombie apocalypse, TWD Risk focuses on the macro-aggressions of a turf war (and dealing with the pesky undead fucking up your strongholds).

Who should play: Your friends who felt ripped off when they realized their copy of Star Wars Monopoly was just regular Monopoly with X-Wings instead of thimbles or whatever.


Betrayal at House on the Hill (Avalon Hill)

The Game: This game kicks so much ass. In “Betrayal,” players take turns building a haunted house, filled with multiple levels, secret rooms, and terrors waiting around every corner. Once the house is built and the haunts are put into place, one player takes the roll of the traitor and is given their own rule book on how to completely destroy the other players in the game. What sets this game apart (and why it’s number one on this list) is its complete unpredictability and the anticipation of which of your friends will become the nightmare in the game and which of the myriad scenarios you’ll have to survive.

Who should play: Your friends who say Ghost Hunters is dumb, but secretly DVR it.

So there you go. What’s your favorite horror-themed board game?

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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