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Ranking the Segments in ‘A Christmas Horror Story’

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This holiday horror gem can currently be streamed on Netflix!

When A Christmas Horror Story was released back in 2015, it made the cut on both Brad’s “Top 10 of 2015” and Trace’s “Top 10 Biggest Surprises of 2015” lists.

There’s all sorts of craziness in this anthology that delivers on so many different levels; it’s gory, but it’s also goofy, then all of a sudden it’s insanely scary,” Brad wrote. As for Trace, he called it “a very fun movie that knows how ridiculous it is.”

Personally speaking, it was also one of my favorite horror films of 2015.

Directed by Grant Harvey, Steven Hoban, and Brett Sullivan, and written by James Kee, Sarah Larsen, Doug Taylor, and Pascal Trottier, A Christmas Horror Story is set in the fictional town of Bailey Downs, which was one year prior rocked by a holiday tragedy. As radio host Dangerous Dan (William Shatner) guides the town through Christmas Eve, various evil forces wreak havoc on the peaceful community.

The interesting thing about A Christmas Horror Story is that all four of its tales are taking place concurrently, and unlike most anthologies, they’re not separated into individual segments or even presented in the traditional way. The film instead jumps back and forth between stories throughout; it’s jarring and a bit confusing at first, but the unique format eventually ends up working in this particular anthology’s favor.

While it’s not exactly the glue that ties the stories together, Dangerous Dan’s double shift on Christmas Eve is what could be considered the wraparound segment here, as the stories break every so often so that the always hammy William Shatner can crack jokes and do what he does best. The character gets progressively intoxicated as the film goes on, and a drunk Shatner – bathed in a holiday glow – is as delightful as it sounds.

As for the individual segments, we figured we’d rank them for Christmas this year!


1) SANTA VS. ZOMBIE ELVES

It’s common for horror anthologies to have one standout segment, and A Christmas Horror Story‘s best tale centers on Santa Claus himself. Set on the North Pole, Santa’s workshop runs red with blood when his diminutive elves start one-by-one contracting a nasty zombie virus, forcing this particularly badass incarnation of Kris Kringle to wield his staff like a broadsword and lay waste to his foul-mouthed helpers.

There’s just something endlessly entertaining about watching Santa Claus brutally kill zombie elves, and the segment is appropriately gory and indeed a whole lot of fun. The tale of North Pole carnage has the polished look of a film with a much higher budget than this one had, and George Buza is fantastic as the jolly old elf.

And just wait until you see the final battle, which paves the way for a delightfully cruel twist.


2) THE CHRISTMAS CHANGELING 

While Santa’s slaying of undead elves is the most fun segment in A Christmas Horror Story, writer Pascal Trottier’s tale of a family besieged by an evil force is easily the best bit of storytelling on display here. When a couple heads off into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree, their young son briefly goes missing. And when he returns to mommy’s loving arms, well, he’s not quite the same.

I mentioned earlier that the initially frustrating format of this anthology ultimately works in its favor, and it’s this segment in particular that serves as a testament to that. The short is both suspenseful and genuinely creepy, and the frequent breakaways to other stories only add to that level of suspense. Those breaks allow for the tension to mount, and optimum terror to be squeezed out of the concept.


3) KRAMPUS SPREADS HOLIDAY FEAR

Another story sees a husband dragging his wife and two teenage children to his unsavory aunt’s mansion, where they learn the legend of Krampus. After the son intentionally breaks one of the woman’s valued collectibles, which just so happens to depict Krampus, the family of four is pursued by the monster from Alpine folklore… and he’s intent on dishing out healthy doses of brutal holiday punishment.

Beating Michael Dougherty to the punch, A Christmas Horror Story was one of the first horror movies to really focus on Krampus, and the character design here is pretty badass. The story leaves a little something to be desired, as it’s a pretty straightforward monster-chasing-people affair, though it’s just fun to see the hulking beast kick ass and take names. The ending, in particular, makes this one a real treat.


4) LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT

And that brings us to the anthology’s weakest segment. Set primarily in a school basement, where some pretty nasty things went down the previous Christmas Eve, the most lackluster story centers on a group of amateur reporters who are trying to figure out precisely what happened on that cold winter night. They soon find themselves locked in the basement, and hunted by a sinister paranormal entity.

This one is pretty generic horror movie fodder, and worse yet, it barely even feels like it belongs with the rest of the tales. Whereas the other stories are rich with Christmas imagery and themes, the sore thumb of the bunch is only tenuously connected to the holiday, and it never really develops into anything all that interesting. Thankfully, the film’s overall structure prevents the dull bits from dragging the ship down, as they never last very long.


I don’t think it’s out of line to suggest that the creators of A Christmas Horror Story set out to do for Christmas what Trick ‘r Treat did for Halloween, and I must say, they didn’t come up all that short in that daunting quest. What we have here is an anthology that hits the mark much more often than it misses, the four horror stories coming together to form a highly entertaining whole worthy of annual viewing.

All around, this is holiday horror done right.

Writer in the horror community since 2008. Editor in Chief of Bloody Disgusting. Owns Eli Roth's prop corpse from Piranha 3D. Has two awesome cats. Still plays with toys.

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André Øvredal’s ‘Troll Hunter’ Remains One of the Best Found Footage Movies

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André Øvredal's Troll Hunter

In this day and age, the wordtrollis often used to describe various online nuisances. Yet as abundant and irksome as the modern troll can be, they aren’t usually as fearsome as their mythological counterparts. I’m not talking about the small and gentler versions that have become more common to see in media. No, there are much bigger and scarier trolls out there—and André Øvredal’s movie Troll Hunter is one of the best places to find them.

It doesn’t take long for Troll Hunter (or Trolljegeren) to dump the Blair Witch Project-esque setup and aim for something a lot fresher. The trajectory of the story is augmented by Otto Jespersen’s character Hans, the titular Troll Hunter. The second he comes barreling out of the deep, dark woods and shoutstrollat the camera, this movie takes a turn into what feels like uncharted territory. Not only subject-wise, but also conceptually.

For fantastical and made-up subject matter in cinema, found footage is a fast way to add a guise of believability. After all, what we accept to be the most crucial aspect of documentaries—the truth—rubs off on pseudo-documentaries, despite our understanding of the pretense involved. That is what Øvredal delivered with Troll Hunter: a movie so convincing that some viewers wondered if trolls really do exist. So, had this been straightforwardly made, it likely wouldn’t have been as effective. Conventional narratives would be more inclined to treat something like trolls as flat out unreal, and never try to convince the audience to think otherwise.

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Hans petrifies the three-headed Tusseladd troll.

The viewers, like the characters trailing Hans, are quickly thrown into the deeper end of that extraordinary story. They have to process all this new information while staying on the go. So, although there is no significant amount of meandering, narratively or physically, there is still a good amount of atmosphere, not to mention tension building. It’s never anything frightful, but then again, Troll Hunter isn’t your standard offering of horror; it’s more on the low end of the dark fantasy spectrum. We aren’t ever spirited away to a faraway world—we stay in rather familiar surroundings, as well as dip into those less so. The outcome is a movie where you’re constantly more in awe than in terror.

As fantasy fiction might do, Troll Hunter prefers not to deal with incredulity. There is no time to waste on doubt, as interviewer Thomas (Glenn Erland Tosterud), soundperson Johanna (Johanna Mørck), and cameraman Kalle (Tomas Alf Larsen) all follow Hans around, recording whatever this character is willing to reveal about his bizarre job. Of course, the Troll Hunter himself is not an open book; in that respect, the diegetic documentary fails to fully capture and unpack the more interesting of its two subjects. Yes, all those giant, monstrous trolls are indeed incredible, but understandably, your mind wanders to their pursuer. What kind of person signs up for this gig and then chooses to stick with it for so long?

Reviews have called out Troll Hunter for its lack of character development. In regard to Thomas and his fellow documentarians, that criticism is valid, but bear in mind, they aren’t the focus of the story, either. Meanwhile, Hans is a well-crafted character. At least better than first realized. Before he was introduced, Hans had already grown tired of the troll grind. Fed up with that low compensation for his services, resentful of the bureaucracy, and wanting to expose his employer on a large scale, Hans’ discontent is glaring.

Then there are those finer details about the Troll Hunter, such as that indifference to both the natural splendor of his everyday surroundings and the affections of an obviously smitten colleague, that also suggest some level of despondency. So it is fair to say this movie doesn’t feature any sizable growth for its characters; however, the namesake isn’t underwritten. No doubt, putting a real-life character like Otto Jespersen in that role is partly why Hans is so fascinating—maybe even relatable.

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Otto Jespersen as Hans the Troll Hunter.

There is always a small risk whenever using the termmockumentaryto describe a found-footage movie, as the word could imply humor where there is none. In the case of Troll Hunter, the term’s usage is appropriate. Some folks have claimed the English-dubbed version has the more comedic tone, however, the Norwegian cut isn’t exactly humorless. Apart from the trolls’ absurd appearances, this is a movie where the characters nearly choke on the monsters’ farts, and Christians are like walking targets. Hans’ complete apathy towards everything is another cause of laughter. Overall, the comedy is intentionally dry and inconsistent. Unfunny, though? Absolutely not.

In a movie where endemic creatures are maltreated, as well as disavowed from living freely and peacefully, it’s hard not to notice the ecological message buried beneath the story. In addition to that is the unmistakable political satire. There is this whole business about intrusive and unsightly power lines—like trolls, they’re big blemishes on the land—that leads to what is perhaps the movie’s funniest moment. The scene in question is that one where certain electric lines, the ones secretly being used to keep the trolls at bay, go in a loop and don’t actually send power to any residents. Yet the monitors of said lines don’t find this at all weird. So it stands to reason that Øvredal was having a go at those who accept the government’s doings without question.

Looking past the fact that trolls aren’t actually real, this movie is an enlightening source of information. And not just for international audiences; Norwegians, too, get schooled about their homeland’s own mythology. It’s also evident from everything on screen that Øvredal and his crew were enthusiastic about the topic. The creature designs are the most indicative of that zeal; those imaginative yet myth-accurate manifestations are equally amusing and grotesque. One second you’re laughing at their phallic noses, the next you’re white-knuckling during a hairy sequence. Most surprisingly is how well the trolls’ visual effects hold up after fifteen years. It’s not all spotless, but on the whole, they remain impressive.

Vouching for a mockumentary about trolls isn’t easy, but those who do come around and give it a shot will more than likely be grateful for the recommendation. For Troll Hunter is a real find in that vast and varied genre we callfound footage.

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A bridge troll reaches up for food and finds Hans decked out in armor.

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