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[It Came From the ’80s] The Pint-Sized Terror of ‘Critters’

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With horror industry heavy hitters already in place from the 1970s, the 1980s built upon that with the rise of brilliant minds in makeup and effects artists, as well as advances in technology. Artists like Rick Baker, Rob Bottin, Alec Gillis, Tom Woodruff Jr., Tom Savini, Stan Winston, and countless other artists that delivered groundbreaking, mind-blowing practical effects that ushered in the pre-CGI Golden Age of Cinema. Which meant a glorious glut of creatures in horror. More than just a technical marvel, the creatures on display in ‘80s horror meant tangible texture that still holds up decades laterGrotesque slimy skin to brutal transformation sequences, there wasn’t anything the artists couldn’t create. It Came From the ‘80s is a series that will pay homage to the monstrous, deadly, and often slimy creatures that made the ‘80s such a fantastic decade in horror.

With news of a new TV series in the works, and plot details emerging, there’s no better time than now to revisit the pint-sized Krites spun from the mind of screenwriter Dominic Muir, director Stephen Herek (who also re-wrote the script), and created by the sorely underrated special effects team the Chiodo Brothers. Though written before 1984, thanks to the success of Joe Dante’s Gremlins, the film was finally greenlit and promoted by New Line as their answer to Gremlins. The small fury Krites with their glowing red eyes and rows of pointy teeth hailed from the depths of space, with a penchant for mischief-making and an unparalleled appetite. Which was terrible news for the small farming town in which they crash landed, and only a spunky boy and extraterrestrial bounty hunters could stand in their way.

Despite a budget of around $2 million, a very small fraction of that went to developing special effects, and the production window was very limited. Considering how integral the little furry terrors were to the film’s success, this meant a high-pressure job for whoever was hired for the handle it. Luckily for production, and for viewers, Charlie, Steve, and Ed Chiodo, and their small crew of talented special effect artists were hired for the difficult task. Whether the titular critters were terrorizing the Brown family, forming giant toothy balls barreling through a Kansas town, terrorizing Leonardo DiCaprio in apartment buildings, or even making meals out of space crews, you could be sure that they’d look great thanks to the consistent work of the Chiodo Bros. Productions in every entry.

The first film, released in April 1986, featured around eight murderous little fur balls, and one lead  4’ tall Krite revealed during the climax. With adorably disproportionate mouths to their tiny bodies and miniature limbs, it wasn’t just their rows of sharp teeth that caused harm, but their venomous quills as well. If they weren’t feasting on flesh like piranhas, they were temporarily sedating their prey for snack time later. With the expressive animatronics behind the Krite puppets and the voice work of Corey Burton, it’s hard to tell whether you want to destroy the critters or keep one as a pet.

In Critters, the Chiodo brothers had to get creative with the limited budget. Which meant crafting a series of prosthetics and facial features to apply to the base critter mechanical puppet to differentiate between critter characters, when they didn’t have the budget or time to craft a separate puppet for each character called for in the script. Other puppets were built for less complicated or specific tasks, like one that could be thrown at actors like a ball, or one that would be able to emote swallowing. It was an intensive progress, and Critters was the first movie that the Chiodo Brothers production team played such a key role in designed, creating, and handling the creature special effects.

The modest success of the film meant an easy greenlight for a sequel, which came with double the budget of the first film. More Krites on screen as well as more puppets created behind the scenes, and an updated appearance meant Critters 2: The Main Course looked even cooler. Directed by Mick Garris, the sequel brings back protagonist Brad Brown (Scott Grimes), bounty hunter Ug (Terrence Mann), and town drunk turned bounty hunter Charlie (Don Keith Opper) to fight the return of the Krite invasion due to lingering eggs. Just in time for an Easter egg hunt, of course! The bigger budget also meant a higher body count with more gruesome effects, culminating in a finale so humorous and neat that it was featuring on the cover box; the Critball.

These little aliens might have a never-ending hunger for flesh and a potty mouth in their own native tongue, but they know when to band together against their foes. Just when the Grover Bend townsfolk thought they’d destroyed them, the Krites merge together to form one massive, steamrolling eating frenzy.

Critters 2: The Main Course was the last in the series to be released theatrically, in April 29, 1988. The subsequent two sequels were direct-to-video releases in the early ‘90s, and not nearly as fun. Even still, the fantastic design and animatronic work behind these fun ‘80s carnivorous creatures meant a memorable franchise every bit as deserving of a revival TV series in a modern setting.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon, SeriesFest, and Popcorn Frights Film Fest.

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Meet the Actors Who Brought the ‘Backrooms’ Still Life Monsters to Life [SPOILERS]

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Renate Reinsve in 'Backrooms' - Horror ARGs

Judging from the unprecedented box office success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms adaptation, you’ve likely already seen the liminal horror hit that managed to make audiences afraid of empty hallways and bad wallpaper. And now that so many of us have already entered the yellow labyrinth (some of us more than once), the time has come to discuss the spoiler-filled details that make the movie so fascinating in the first place.

And if there’s one element here that makes the Backrooms movie stand out from any previous lore/mythology, it has to be the genius addition of the Still Life entities. Warped recreations of real people that somehow wandered into the Complex, these misremembered creatures are responsible for some of the most disturbing imagery of 2026 – as well as laugh-out-loud memes created by one of the film’s very own concept artists.

However, true to Parsons’ word that the movie would rely heavily on practical effects, each of these distorted monsters was brought to life by real actors under heavy layers of makeup and prosthetics (with the occasional splash of CGI enhancements). While Anora and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You actress Ivy Wolk wasn’t among these performers, despite what Letterboxd might have you believe, the creature cast did benefit from veteran players with plenty of genre experience.

For starters, Alien: Romulus alumni Robert Bobroczkyi (who previously brought that film’s horrific Offspring to life during its most memorable sequence) plays the flick’s main antagonist, the Still Life version of Captain Clark. And though there was some obvious CGI involved in making the character’s peg-leg and nightmarish face more believable, Bobroczkyi’s monstrous performance and his natural 7’7″ frame helped to make that final chase sequence a clear highlight among this year’s genre offerings.

The film’s Texas-Chain-Saw-inspired “dinner” scene also features a freaky collection of less-aggressive Still Life creatures in the form of the Bearded Man, the Red-Headed Woman and, strangest of them all, the cheekily named “Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life” (who earned this title among fans and crewmembers as a reference to his apparent affinity for lamps).

While this was the first major horror outing for both Patrick Baynham (The Bearded Man) and Dana Mahmood (Archibald), Rhiannon Roberts has worked as a stunt performer in everything from Yellowjackets to HBO’s The Last of Us adaptation – which is probably why The Red-Headed Woman is the most active out of Clark’s impromptu “family.” That being said, the Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life is my personal favorite of the bunch simply because his anachronistic outfit suggests that the Backrooms phenomenon might be a lot older than the Async Foundation. I also love how hard he tries to be helpful with that little light of his!

That might be it for the Still Life entities, but I think horror fans will also be pleased to hear that the film’s Found Footage prologue stars none other than Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City star Avan Jogia as Naren Warne – and American Mary herself Katharine Isabelle also shows up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo at Mary’s house party towards the middle of the story (though I have a feeling that she originally had a bigger part that was likely cut for time).

At the end of the day, Parsons’ Backrooms may have been an auteur-driven project motivated by the young director’s unique take on the classic creepypasta, but film has always been a collective artform, so it’s fun to see just how many talented performers it takes to bring this kind of supernatural nightmare to life in a way that connects with so many people.

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